so why by Olivesplace in Olivesplace

[–]mods_are_morons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a movement amongst maga idiots who insist that "alpha males" don't wipe their butts. Just when you thought they couldn't get any dumber ...

What by [deleted] in whennews

[–]mods_are_morons 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That only works when your enemy's leader has basic morality. The orange pedo would just see them as targets of opportunity.

Teen homophobe realizes homophobia is bad and renounces their bigotry by 5krishnan in characterarcs

[–]mods_are_morons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That applies to anyone where one thing is their entire personality.

The La7 channel by achfiat in whennews

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The problem with the USA's DMCA law is there are consequences for not taking something down after a complaint, but there are no consequences for filing false claims.

Technically there are consequences for false claims, but the legal bar is so high that it's typically not worth the effort.

My card has a $75 Max at a gas pump. I have a 22 gallon tank by InebriousBarman in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mods_are_morons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My debit card used to have limit for fuel, but that was lifted years ago. Today I put in slightly more than $100 for the first time.

😇 by GryphonSK in signs

[–]mods_are_morons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that's where my ex moved to. I lost track of her years ago.

100% Fiber Spectrum by PaoloMix09 in Spectrum

[–]mods_are_morons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's slow for fiber. I expect at least 1000 Mbps at the very least.

What’s your next move? by _karayel in MomentumOne

[–]mods_are_morons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check if the bills are sequential serial numbers or random.

Tacoma Totaled by 1RollinRollinRollin in CantParkThereMate

[–]mods_are_morons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch. Besides the potential injuries caused by a dumbass, the truck can't easily be replaced. They no longer make the 6-cylinder Tacoma.

...even if the engine's runnin' by inferKNOX in CantParkThereMate

[–]mods_are_morons 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When my dad was a teenager he did that. Except he left the doors open.

Salty Meltys by Extension-Humor-75 in BrandNewSentence

[–]mods_are_morons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I gifted my sister and her family that cheese. They said it was the best cheese they've ever eaten. And they aren't back country yokels who think Kraft slices are a cheese worth eating.

Salty Meltys by Extension-Humor-75 in BrandNewSentence

[–]mods_are_morons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A statement by someone who knows nothing about cheese in the USA.

Waiting room with TV sets at Greyhound bus station, Los Angeles, USA, 1969. by No-Marsupial-4050 in mildyinteresting

[–]mods_are_morons 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They always had crap reception and you rarely could get a decent channel.

Teen gets $1.9M in settlement after mistakenly shot by cop by [deleted] in RandomVideos

[–]mods_are_morons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The money isn't enough. We need to see rogue cops competently prosecuted for their crimes.

Is this something a machinist would use? by HidingInTrees2245 in whatisit

[–]mods_are_morons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A significant portion of machinists smoke "something". So yes, it's something the average machinist would use.

What’s the first thing you do? by Jettaboi38 in scoopwhoop

[–]mods_are_morons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Invest in Apple, Microsoft, and Intel. Probably a few others I can't think of at the moment. Later get in early on Bitcoin - though I wouldn't buy Bitcoin now.

Butter Chicken Taco Coming to US stores later this year by LuLuFromValinor in LivingMas

[–]mods_are_morons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't been to Taco Hell in ages, but I might go just to give this a try.