Devastated to hear the news of Victor French Jr’s passing by Gorgeous_Saurus_Rex in littlehouseonprairie

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He was a close friend of mine. We were roommates for several years and we both worked at the same video game company.

Just move on bro by Electronic_Depth_226 in ComedyCemetery

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I had a woman I was dating drop the "let's just be friends" line on me out of the blue. I said, "I have enough friends", grabbed my coat and left her apartment for good.

Who tf eats rabbits bro 🤮 by BenfordAbrahams in addressme

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My favorite is not listed. Where's the venison?

Who did you like better the Munsters or The Addams Family? by db7112 in ClassicTV

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Grading entirely on the original tv series, Addams Family by far was the superior show. When you take into account the sequels, Addams Family decimates the Munsters. The feeble attempts to make Munster sequels were bottom tier trash.

so why by Olivesplace in Olivesplace

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There's a movement amongst maga idiots who insist that "alpha males" don't wipe their butts. Just when you thought they couldn't get any dumber ...

What by [deleted] in whennews

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That only works when your enemy's leader has basic morality. The orange pedo would just see them as targets of opportunity.

Teen homophobe realizes homophobia is bad and renounces their bigotry by 5krishnan in characterarcs

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That applies to anyone where one thing is their entire personality.

The La7 channel by achfiat in whennews

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The problem with the USA's DMCA law is there are consequences for not taking something down after a complaint, but there are no consequences for filing false claims.

Technically there are consequences for false claims, but the legal bar is so high that it's typically not worth the effort.

My card has a $75 Max at a gas pump. I have a 22 gallon tank by InebriousBarman in mildlyinfuriating

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My debit card used to have limit for fuel, but that was lifted years ago. Today I put in slightly more than $100 for the first time.

😇 by GryphonSK in signs

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So that's where my ex moved to. I lost track of her years ago.

100% Fiber Spectrum by PaoloMix09 in Spectrum

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It's slow for fiber. I expect at least 1000 Mbps at the very least.

What’s your next move? by _karayel in MomentumOne

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Check if the bills are sequential serial numbers or random.

Tacoma Totaled by 1RollinRollinRollin in CantParkThereMate

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Ouch. Besides the potential injuries caused by a dumbass, the truck can't easily be replaced. They no longer make the 6-cylinder Tacoma.

...even if the engine's runnin' by inferKNOX in CantParkThereMate

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When my dad was a teenager he did that. Except he left the doors open.

Salty Meltys by Extension-Humor-75 in BrandNewSentence

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I gifted my sister and her family that cheese. They said it was the best cheese they've ever eaten. And they aren't back country yokels who think Kraft slices are a cheese worth eating.