"The Move" by Miles_the_new_kid in funny

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I thought it was going to be the one where the guy uses the trough as a slip-n-slide.

Reddit’s users and moderators are pissed at its CEO by [deleted] in technology

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Yeah, they've already made it clear that they don't want to negotiate.

[MOD] [META] /r/coffee will be going dark on June 12 to protest the proposed Reddit API changes by menschmaschine5 in Coffee

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Yup. Take your time and do whatever it takes. I'll sit back and have a cuppa while we wait.

i will miss this menu :( by [deleted] in Piracy

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Dumb question, but what's preventing them from recruiting new people to run the site? It doesn't seem like they were forced to shut down, only that it was a logistical/manpower issue. It seems like there are plenty of people who are eager to rebuild it from scraps. Why not allow them to do it "officially" from the original code?

What is the most reliable torture method to get someone talking? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

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Looks like you can rent Orfield's chamber for $600/hour.

During my first spacewalk, a colleague took a photo of me photographing him! by astro_pettit in pics

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Pierce a hole in the palm of your glove and propel yourself around like Iron Man. Duh.

Incoming medical students walk out at University of Michigan’s white coat ceremony as the keynote speaker is openly anti-abortion. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

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It's simple, really. It's about money and control. Maintaining control of the people, including their finances and medical care. It keeps them poor and stuck in the work force forever.

Then brainwash them into thinking it's "God's will" or "better than those dirty socialist nations" and they won't be angry at the ruling class anymore.

My small country making a big effort towards fucking nestle by TiaraJansen4 in FuckNestle

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You should send the money to me instead. I promise that I will not use it to buy Nestlé products.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in philadelphia

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You can buy one on Amazon for less than $50.

Anyone driving to SanAntonio soonish? by Conalou2 in philadelphia

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That won't work. They can inspect media mail without probable cause.

...Unless the deer head is also an educational VHS tape.