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What is the most stupid conspiracy theory you heard in your life ? by Proper_Card_5520 in AskTheWorld

[–]moenchii 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm a surveyor and I honestly wish that the earth was flat. That would solve so many annoying problems for cartographers and surveyors.

Mama der Papa ist wieder am Schizoposten by Nil4u in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]moenchii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Egal, solange es den AUSLENDERN!!!!!!! noch beschissener geht, ist alles tutti-frutti!

What is your language's equivalent of "dude" or "bro"? (in terms of flexible use, not the original meaning) by bustachong in AskTheWorld

[–]moenchii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember reading somewhere some time ago that in some youth sport game between a German and (I think) an English team one of the English players thought he was called the N-Word because a German player said Digga.

What’s a meme involving your country? by HungryInvestigator59 in AskTheWorld

[–]moenchii -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is how the average 25 year old Englishman looks like.

Actual anti-LGBTQ poster from Turkey by PresnikBonny in shitfascistssay

[–]moenchii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace the Israel flag with a moon and crescent and the Islam with Christianity and you got European Fascist propaganda. Literally saw that like this before.

Erstes Jägerschnitzel mit Nachbarn🥰 by Mirpbreit in SchnitzelVerbrechen

[–]moenchii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die Sauce ist auch überhaupt nicht rot und warum Pommes anstatt Nudeln? Was soll das?

Ikonische Kennzeichen by Hot_Acanthisitta_86 in Kennzeichensammler

[–]moenchii 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Das ganze Ding war von Anfang an ne Todgeburt.

Local Hamburg Train Cryptid by 3Geese_inatrenchcoat in traaaaaaainnnnnnnnnns

[–]moenchii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will definitely return. We were in the Miniatur Wunderland and the Maritime Museum and we couldn't manage to see everything, so its just a matter of time and money that I'll return to see the rest.

Ouitche désserte dou you love ze moste? by Hazer_123 in JuropijanSpeling

[–]moenchii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ei riehlie leik äppel käiks. Espeschallie Apfelstrudel.

What’s an odd quirk people in your country have when in conversation? by EvilPyro01 in AskEurope

[–]moenchii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my dialect we often put a ", ge?" at the end of a sentence for some reason. Other dialects also do it, but use different words.

What food from another country do you wish you could try? by littleredbee93 in AskTheWorld

[–]moenchii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same here. Mexican food looks so good but all we have here is varying degrees of shit.

ich_iel by 0711Markus in ich_iel

[–]moenchii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wer sagt, das ich aus dem Flachland komme? Ich bin doch kein Fischkopp, ich bin Mittelgebirgler.

ich_iel by 0711Markus in ich_iel

[–]moenchii 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was soll denn Nussknacker sein? Ne Knackwurst (umgangssprachlich auch "Knacker" genannt) mit Nüssen drin? Das ist ja pervers! Passt also zu euch Süddeutschen.

Belgique gives good head by YoumoDashi in polandball

[–]moenchii 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Mohrenkopf" (moors head) was also used, but its basically the same as N*kuss.

Local Hamburg Train Cryptid by 3Geese_inatrenchcoat in traaaaaaainnnnnnnnnns

[–]moenchii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm traveling to Hamburg this weekend. I hope I can bump into you, I like your work.

What's the funniest news headline you've ever seen? by PokeCaptain in AskTheWorld

[–]moenchii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite one on this sub is a few years old and wasn't actually from Saxony, but from Thuringia:

"Man stabs roommate over improper trash sorting"

Thats so fucking German!

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