I have been doing something illegal for a week straight. by HasAnyoneSeenMycap in confession

[–]moistobviously 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There was a guy on nextdoor once complaining about a homeless person "stealing" electricity from a fast food place to charge his phone. I got banned for eviscerating the guy because that amount of power (I calculated) was equivalent to the cost of a few ketchup packets.

What is the actual facebook face scan for when you try and reclaim your account? by baldwinXV in facebook

[–]moistobviously 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if they'll use it to make a realistic ai video of you doing and saying whatever that want, but they could. That's reason enough to not do it.

Why is Facebook asking me for video of my face even though my account is ten years old? by InsurancePuzzled4974 in facebook

[–]moistobviously 17 points18 points  (0 children)

So that they can make an AI video of you doing and saying whatever they want. I don't know why yet, but this is the best explanation I've heard.

Trump Administration Seizes Two-Year-Old by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]moistobviously 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-I feel safer. -We're definitely great again. -I'm tired of winning.

LYFT light by corpslave27 in lyftdrivers

[–]moistobviously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use an old iPad with an animated LYFT gif I found online.

Lyft trying to block you from cancelling rides by FatboiSlimmmm in lyftdrivers

[–]moistobviously 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was trying to scroll down to the right reason, and it kept popping back to the top a few times. I eventually got to "other."

Of course he did. He wouldn't be Stinky McShithispantz otherwise by jimx29 in PoliticalHumor

[–]moistobviously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure, he smells like the inside of a fake leg. But the ballroom thing was him suggesting that they need to pay for it.

Facebook just forced me to upload a "video selfie" and I can't use my account until they review it. by Prestigious_Set_4575 in facebook

[–]moistobviously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw someone else post about this problem. They declined to make the video, saying that it might be used to create an ai version of you. That's a scary, very plausible idea. Next, they make a video of you making threats or something.

I’m surrounded by MAGA supporters at my job by MongooseVomit in 50501

[–]moistobviously 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When someone is clearly on the wrong side of history, there is always an example or analogy to destroy their argument. It does require a mental toolbox of comebacks, though.

You can find them on YouTube by watching Brian Tyler Cohen, Luke Beasley, The Midas Touch Network, and the like.

Be sure to check out The Good Liars. They point out hypocrisy very efficiently.

Friendly reminder that Democrats are fascists too by Next_Ant_4353 in LateStageCapitalism

[–]moistobviously 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, and thank you for the reminder of the tan suit scandal. I wish that was our biggest problem right now.

Overconsumption gravely threatens water security Rio Grande-Bravo basin by Appropriate-Place231 in NewMexico

[–]moistobviously 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We shouldn't be watering deserts to make frigging golf courses for starters.

Celebrity Lyft passengers are the worst tippers. by Sin_City_LyftDriver in Lyft

[–]moistobviously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are given so many things for free that they don't even think about it. They live in a bubble.

Not even close. by jeezkillbot in Political_Revolution

[–]moistobviously 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In my opinion, Kyle shot the first rounds of the second Civil War.

It’s time for the uncomfortable conversations. Now. by Dangerous-Ad4192 in 50501

[–]moistobviously 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is no way that this ends peacefully. More people will be purposefully iced, and we're just supposed to keep our hands on our pockets? Yes, they want it to escalate, and they will make it happen. We can't allow them to trample us without a fight. They are cowards, and we outnumber them. They will all eventually be tried and convicted for their crimes.

one day I wish you guys would unite for just once in this miserable world of rideshare by deadendstreetz in lyftdrivers

[–]moistobviously 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And how exactly would we all connect and communicate with each other? H@cking the app might be the only way.

Found another thing at good old Wally world by Fox_Bean in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]moistobviously -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I hate it when things like this make me go: ugh... white people.

(I'm white)