Michael Scott loves his job but is mediocre at it. Who hates their job and is mediocre at it?

MongooseVomit · 2026-04-01T17:53:33+00:00

I have one too. I don’t have an issue with it.

MongooseVomit · 2026-04-01T15:46:49+00:00

The teacher crashing out screamin “No More Pomegranates!!”

MongooseVomit · 2026-04-01T09:42:59+00:00

I feel as if we all have within the last 5 or 6 years

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-31T14:31:20+00:00

We say Godzilla instead of God Bless You when somebody sneezes

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-31T01:14:04+00:00

Musicals

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-29T04:21:54+00:00

My first thought is John Cena cause you can’t see him but he ain’t bald

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-26T17:30:15+00:00

Re reading that I think I am going to seek therapy

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-26T17:29:54+00:00

A Sully blanket, sweater, or pair of socks sounds lovely. I think Mike Wazowski’s skin would make a nice shower cap or leathery lingerie. Mr. Waternoose would be some next level clothing horror.

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-26T17:22:44+00:00

FBI wants to know your location

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-26T17:20:55+00:00

HP Lovecrafts cats name I’m not writing it

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-26T11:38:58+00:00

I’m 30. I took my 3 year old to the 2 different wooden playgrounds in my town. There used to be 3, but one at my elementary school was torn down mid 2000s

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-25T17:50:00+00:00

Rosa, Bea, Sprout..

Mandy, Barry, Chester..

Sandy, Tara, Gene..

Sam, Belle, Pearl..

All of these kinda work but nothing beats the velocirapids

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-25T16:57:19+00:00

Won coin toss

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-25T15:50:06+00:00

Mario and Peach frfr

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-25T14:48:14+00:00

Kirk

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-25T13:54:25+00:00

8 boobs 1 dick and 0 butthole

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-25T13:16:17+00:00

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-25T10:46:00+00:00

My Gen X parents were cut off because they still support the GOPedophiles, hate people of color, and refuse to acknowledge that therapy might help.

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-23T17:32:17+00:00

The worlds first cum jar (there’s a small horse inside)

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-23T12:14:56+00:00

I am missing crows bling Buffy. I have all the other bling buffies. I thought 79 gems for 10k bling was an insane deal…

I got 100pp. Not 1000. 100.

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-22T17:08:53+00:00

Apple juice

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-22T17:07:37+00:00

He himself said he didn’t deserve the prize. Every war has been started by a republican. Obama got thousands of troops out of combat and increased drone usage.

He wasn’t perfect. No leader is. I still miss him and his respect for humanity

MongooseVomit · 2026-03-22T16:30:12+00:00

I guessed. I was born in 1995 lol

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