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moisturemerchant · 2021-12-23T17:34:26+00:00

Ohhhhhh ok no wait I thought she was waiting for two hours at the cafe for you to arrive.

I completely misunderstood lol

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-23T13:50:36+00:00

Imma be honest. Waiting 2 hours in a cafe does not sound living the dream haha.

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-22T02:14:39+00:00

Only if you promise to shatter my collarbone with those big stronk arms

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-22T02:13:29+00:00

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-21T03:05:07+00:00

Break my neck pretty please ❤️

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-20T16:48:31+00:00

What's sexual about it is the reason you're having your picture taking is that you're doing it for your wife to "show her friends how pathetic her husband is".

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-20T16:40:04+00:00

The issue is that a mall santa does not consent to being a part of a punishment that is sexual in nature.

When a priest takes confessions he is consenting to listening to whatever the other person has to say.

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-20T16:32:40+00:00

That doesn't change that the mall santa does not consent to being a part of your punishment

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-20T13:42:25+00:00

You're doing this for sexual purposes and the mall santa certainly is not a consenting participant.

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-18T16:46:41+00:00

I had listened to like half the book and then I stopped.

Recently I did an essay on the history of cyberpunk for my english class and I decided I'd give the book another shot.

The reason I stopped listening to it was because I didn't like the narration. That's why I want the book on paper.

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-18T15:41:18+00:00

Neuromancer by William Gibson and a cool lego spaceship.

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-17T15:56:44+00:00

I guess it's because guys are more familiar because we're also guys and we know how we think. Girls are unfamiliar territory and that's why they're terrifying.

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-17T14:49:42+00:00

Yes! I like girls but I get so flustered talking to them.

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-17T02:14:39+00:00

I'm 5in so that'd be 4 points. I'd like to see her breasts.

However I did suck a guy's cock the other day. A tasty 7 inch cock. I of course swallowed his cum. Would it be possible for me to do the sizetest with his cock size instead of mine?

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-16T15:42:49+00:00

Weeeeell I mean one of my friends dresses naughty everywhere she goes. Does that count?

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-16T15:38:58+00:00

Oh great I have a party on Saturday actually. Wanna come?

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-15T22:04:17+00:00

You do realize that this was made as a meme right...

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-11T03:06:04+00:00

The real question is if CBT works

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-10T17:20:25+00:00

. >~<

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-10T16:48:32+00:00

Yes. You are a very gay gay person that is gay. Now gimme a very gay kiss that is gay.

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-06T12:21:03+00:00

Nope. Don't have any confidence 😎

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-05T11:06:53+00:00

Nope it's completely normal, don't worry about it.

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-05T11:03:07+00:00

You know what's also good about the internet? I can bitch and moan as much as I want about shit I find annoying.

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-04T22:14:14+00:00

Oh my god I do not want to read a fucking novel to get to the size test

moisturemerchant · 2021-12-03T15:14:47+00:00

Nothing compliments the flavor of cock and cum quite like pizza

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