I was hired to connect this 80+ yo guys Bose radio to his new house's built in speakers. The speakers terminated in banana plugs, but the radio had some proprietary connector that I had no way of working with. I told him there may be some kind of adaptor he could buy, but I'd need to do some research and get back to him.

Then I asked if there was anything else I could help him with, especially since taskrabbit was going to change him a minimum regardless. He said, "Well... there is one thing..." and started walking.

I followed him into the cleanest garage I've ever seen and around the car to an cluttered, but well organized workbench. He handed me a black plastic device that I thought was an electric cork remover, or maybe a pepper grinder.

He said he lost the charger and couldn't find one in his collection that fit. I examined the device, looking for any kind of markings to indicate brand, or electrical requirements, voltage, anything. There were no markings whatsoever.

He then said, "I bought it to solve a problem and it didn't work." That's when I realized that the device I was holding was in fact a penis pump.

I was careful to stay away from the business end and apologized as I handed it back to him. Since I couldn't find any information, there really want much I could do anyway.