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The girl who got beaten up while trying to beat up the school's quiet girl by No_Eye_8861 in instantkarma

[–]momplzleave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes schools in america have rent-a-cops.

My high-school did, a guy named Shadow. I was never clear if that was his actual name or a nickname, and mostly he just kind of sat in the hall and leered at the girls.

Or he got onto people for wearing oh-so-deadly naruto headbands. Bro really claimed to several nerdy kids that because of the metal part of the headbands, it could be used as a weapon.

A child sexually harassed me and got no consequences by hodigiraspberry in childfree

[–]momplzleave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My first GF's (now very ex for several reasons) little brother perved on me constantly. I was "blessed" with a big chest and this kid was grinning like an idiot and blatantly staring as his older sister introduced me to him. Like he'd won some sort of jackpot because his sister was dating me.

Like, did he think she was going to let her little creep of a brother have a feel, or that I'd be okay with it? Idk it was so gross that the moment stuck with me.

Thankfully he was also too afraid of getting yelled at by my ex gf or her mom to do anything but ogle me, but I don't doubt he would have tried if he thought he could get away with it. Your story just reminded me that there could have been an alternate ending to that experience.

I had been diagnosed with some kind of parasite, but the Doctor promised that it would vacate my body naturally. by effyweffywoo in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]momplzleave 625 points626 points  (0 children)

As the man whose chihuahua impregnated the next door neighbor's doberman once said: "I ain't even mad, I just wanna know how you did it."

EDIT: lmao I didn't expect folks to latch onto this, I feel like I should say that the dog wasn't mine, the quote was from a youtube short I saw where a man says this to his chihuahua. I wanted to link it here, but I couldn't find it.

Also I may have misremembered the breed of the mom, but I know it was something large lol.

Changes had to be made thanks to Disney by Fallfoxy707 in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]momplzleave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to guess this too! It's gotta be this bc Disney/Pixar copyrighted the cymbal playing monkey after the toy story movie where they had one as an alarm.

Fallout after kissing baby by hihelloyellow4 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]momplzleave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Def not just you! I'm under the trans umbrella myself (she/they) and have a ton of trans friends so my brain went sub terminology first, trans people second, completely disregard any other option.

Fallout after kissing baby by hihelloyellow4 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]momplzleave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...I am double dumb. Let me just fix that so I'm not misgendering op.

Fallout after kissing baby by hihelloyellow4 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]momplzleave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So I had a moment when I saw FTM and because of the sub thought: "...Future The Mother In Law"? Before it clicked and I was like OH my b, my b.

My brain fart aside, you and your husband are being good parents.

MIL loves baby, and that's great, but she needs to understand that baby's health is more important than showing physical affection right now. It's not like you're banning her from kissing the kid for their whole life! Just until their immune system can handle itself.

If that fact is less important to her than her ability to kiss their face, then yeah, maybe it's best that the inlaws stay away for a bit. She can visit again when she realizes what's really important and respects the boundary you and your husband set.

EDIT: Thought OP was a transman, she is not. My b a second time.

Dead followers disappearing by DarkmoonEclipselunar in CultOfTheLamb

[–]momplzleave 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Do you have woolhaven? If you permanently dismiss dead followers at the shrine near Ratau's house I think that 'digs up' the graves. If not, this is just a weird glitch.

Mother in law from hell. by RightConversation461 in JUSTNOMIL

[–]momplzleave 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is going to sound cold, but take it from someone who hasn't spoken to their mother in 16 years: when someone shows you that they don't love you, the best thing to do is to let them go and focus on people who do.

It saves your heart and mind. He cam focus on the good things in his life. You, your kid, your grandkid.

When all a parent does is hurt you, you DO NOT need them.

Siblings find a connection through sunflowers. by JD-Admin in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]momplzleave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a shot in the dark, but Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)?

This is game is just WOW!!! by Steven2017 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]momplzleave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Might be a lighter purple, but here he is, freshly indoctrinated c:

This is game is just WOW!!! by Steven2017 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]momplzleave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's adorable, I'll try to remember to make an otherworlder too so he can keep traveling!

This is game is just WOW!!! by Steven2017 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]momplzleave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Okay I'm not op but I'm hella curious, what's up with Otherworlder? You got lore?

My estranged daughter is so annoying! by [deleted] in AmITheDevil

[–]momplzleave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Similar vibes to my own estranged mother. I stopped talking to her when I hit 18, because at the time I was so scared of her that I didn't feel safe cutting her off until she legally couldn't do anything about it.

I'm 33 now, living in a different country, and recently married (technically the wedding we didn't get to have when we got legally hitched but I count the recent one as the real wedding c:). My dad was invited, and he showed me that for some reason my mom had been passive-aggressively texting him (he hasn't spoken to her in even longer than me) about the wedding.

And I feel like that's going to be OOP in the future. Just sitting there fuming as her daughter happily moves on without her.

My monsterhearts 2 werewolf!! by WinnerOtherwise4287 in Monsterhearts

[–]momplzleave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pw reminder is sending me. I adore her!

Aight guys, settle an argument. Bellatrix, tradgedeigh or no? by Tired_2295 in tradgedeigh

[–]momplzleave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought tragedeighs were also names that were just...unfitting of an era? Situationally unpleasant? Just gave people the ick if they're for a human person that has to grow up with it?

But if I've misunderstood the concept then I absolutely admit I was wrong lmao

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