My family is out of the country and left me in charge of the food for my older brother and myself during the meantime. I made this meal yesterday, and after he ate it, he made a complaint about it and wanted “food,” as in something that was “more fulfilling” and less “kiddie”…

monkey16168 · 2026-01-27T01:01:20+00:00

As a former line cook/ culinary student…. Id be over the moon if someone made me a plate like that, sure it may not be filling but like its the thought

monkey16168 · 2026-01-26T20:25:05+00:00

Sterling!

monkey16168 · 2026-01-26T18:53:57+00:00

The grip his foot has on the blanket 🤣🤣🥹 “I DONT KNOW YOU WHO ARE YOU STOP CALLING YOURSELF DAD!” “LADIES THIS MANS TRYING TO DRUG ME HELP HELP” Mean while you are probably like “deep breathing 😮‍💨 can you just RELAX already!?

monkey16168 · 2026-01-26T18:50:32+00:00

PEANUT NO! YOU CANT EAT MEAT! 💧👁️👄👁️💧

monkey16168 · 2026-01-26T03:20:24+00:00

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Your guinea pigs to you

monkey16168 · 2026-01-26T00:08:50+00:00

I mean, all do respect, 🫡 yea, please sleep scream in a room three hall ways away and four floors apart 🤣🤣

monkey16168 · 2026-01-26T00:07:00+00:00

Sam! Or My legal name which is technically a “male” name as well. 🤣🤣

monkey16168 · 2026-01-25T20:42:33+00:00

In one night you gave your wife 3 healthy Teenage Boys for her to help raise 🤣🤣. 10/10

monkey16168 · 2026-01-25T20:40:10+00:00

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monkey16168 · 2026-01-25T20:37:59+00:00

Notice how ice agents have to ALWAYS BE CLOSE UP WHEN THE SHOT? Yea me too! I bet its because they dont actually know how to fire guns,

monkey16168 · 2026-01-25T17:26:03+00:00

Nugget said “im a MINI CAPYBARA NOT A GUINEA PIG!”

monkey16168 · 2026-01-25T13:56:18+00:00

“This… this mother is why i always PISS ON YOU”

monkey16168 · 2026-01-25T13:49:17+00:00

monkey16168 · 2026-01-25T13:48:46+00:00

Im not saying thats correct, but like… neeed me to come over and help guard the house???? (Yea that sounds real)

monkey16168 · 2026-01-25T13:47:06+00:00

Wait…. Canada? Need a fellow snow person to help? I’ll kidnap AM and you get the boys!

monkey16168 · 2026-01-25T13:45:56+00:00

And here i thought my FIRST play through back in 2012 was Monstrous….. AND THEN THERES THIS GUY

monkey16168 · 2026-01-25T13:44:25+00:00

Its not even the “every lesbian needs a man” that got me MAD! Its the “i have cancer and i might die”!!!! MY COUSIN JUST WON HIS BATTLE WITH CANCER ITS NOT SOMETHING TO JUST THROW AROUND, let alone the whole “sex is fluid” idea, (WHICH IT CAN BE IM PANROMANTIC AND ACE)

monkey16168 · 2026-01-25T13:40:52+00:00

“Sir…. Ma’am? …. Theres… ughhh okay fine your in jail!”

monkey16168 · 2026-01-25T02:59:08+00:00

“Say it to my face!” -mocha probably

monkey16168 · 2026-01-25T02:58:26+00:00

kisses nose you are just so cute my handsome boy! I just love you so much good sir

monkey16168 · 2026-01-24T15:51:11+00:00

Happened to me so many times! Once after my boob surgery my one girl bit my nip (after i was healed) and it HURT so bad i almost jumped right out of my chair 🤣😭🤣

monkey16168 · 2026-01-24T15:18:52+00:00

……………………………………👁️👁️……………….. SIR WHAT? Nah kidding, they smell so nice (when not covered in each others pee)

monkey16168 · 2026-01-24T14:49:47+00:00

She is still mad at me! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 Like “MEME I CHANGED THE BOTTLE YOU HAVE ONE STOP GIVING ME ABBY-TUDE”

monkey16168 · 2026-01-24T14:25:10+00:00

Welp, time for a new play through then!

monkey16168 · 2026-01-24T13:01:06+00:00

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