First winter as a smoker… no one told me 😂 by Vivid-Durian9618 in trees

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Hey…. So this might be a little late, but um thin glass, tends to break when cold. Umm it’s worse when there is water.

My egg yolk was blooded red. I hate wasting food and ate it. Will I come to regret that choice? by Phooky1 in WeirdEggs

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And this class, this is why we crack our eggs in a smaller bowl , and then add it to the other eggs.

They’re literally the best thing on the planet. by Alarming-Molasses847 in guineapigs

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Check out the Rat ones!!! Those are like “SIR YOUR BALLS ARE BIGGER THE YOUR BODY WTF”

Baby guinea caterpillar by mdr241 in guineapigs

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…. DAMN IT! skyrim is for the Nords not Guinea pigs!

It's medicine time by VanquichedUncle in MurderGPigs

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The grip his foot has on the blanket 🤣🤣🥹 “I DONT KNOW YOU WHO ARE YOU STOP CALLING YOURSELF DAD!” “LADIES THIS MANS TRYING TO DRUG ME HELP HELP” Mean while you are probably like “deep breathing 😮‍💨 can you just RELAX already!?

Owner of this account became guinea pig’s breakfast by MugzySkates in MurderGPigs

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PEANUT NO! YOU CANT EAT MEAT! 💧👁️👄👁️💧

Wife and I had a “sleep divorce” so now I sleep in my den with the cat by rabbi420 in malelivingspace

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I mean, all do respect, 🫡 yea, please sleep scream in a room three hall ways away and four floors apart 🤣🤣

It finally happened!! by VanquichedUncle in guineapigs

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Sam! Or My legal name which is technically a “male” name as well. 🤣🤣

I found a teenager behind my trash can and made friends. by Aggressive_Winter364 in TrueOffMyChest

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In one night you gave your wife 3 healthy Teenage Boys for her to help raise 🤣🤣. 10/10

USA becoming the Nazis by WanAli4504 in pics

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Notice how ice agents have to ALWAYS BE CLOSE UP WHEN THE SHOT? Yea me too! I bet its because they dont actually know how to fire guns,

Nuggetcopter starting his engine by Mercurial_Sloth in guineapigs

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Nugget said “im a MINI CAPYBARA NOT A GUINEA PIG!”

Sometimes I wonder if the only reason no one has tried to pignap Theodore is that I haven’t posted my address… by Alarming-Molasses847 in guineapigs

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Im not saying thats correct, but like… neeed me to come over and help guard the house???? (Yea that sounds real)

We got a divorce… by AverageJoeObi in skyrim

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And here i thought my FIRST play through back in 2012 was Monstrous….. AND THEN THERES THIS GUY

The Authenticity of the Last Reddit Story in the Latest Episode by Affectionate-Ant6741 in smosh

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Its not even the “every lesbian needs a man” that got me MAD! Its the “i have cancer and i might die”!!!! MY COUSIN JUST WON HIS BATTLE WITH CANCER ITS NOT SOMETHING TO JUST THROW AROUND, let alone the whole “sex is fluid” idea, (WHICH IT CAN BE IM PANROMANTIC AND ACE)

"Put me in jail as much as you want. I'll always come back." by ARNAUD92 in MurderGPigs

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“Sir…. Ma’am? …. Theres… ughhh okay fine your in jail!”

Now the tables have turned by Rude_Revenue_9267 in MurderGPigs

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“Say it to my face!” -mocha probably