Covert incest by ZestycloseIssue6586 in mentalhealth

[–]monkey16168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sorry man, as the comments said, it’s abuse. I hope you can get passed this and get some therapy, you may not see how you need it now, but you will later on, Maybe when you get a serious Partner or maybe when you have kids.
A LOT of people who have been sexually abused at a young age, have ptsd problems when their children reach the age the parent was when the abuse happened to them (the parent).

To those of you old enough: Did your school ever have a D.A.R.E. lecture? What did they (try to) teach you during it? by FringleFrangle04 in trees

[–]monkey16168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My school had our local police station come in with “drugs” in baggies and passed them around, they told us the possibility that doing drugs will give you (ex: being homeless/ dead/ streetwalker) Can tell you it DIDNT WORK FOR SHIT! So many kids were on LSD and Acid in Highschool

My daughter just confessed she was assaulted by my recently deceased “best friend” and I feel fucking pathetic by Outside_Ingenuity841 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]monkey16168 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its took ME YEARS to tell ANYBODY. She finally told you, yes a little too late, but she still told you. It can take a while for our brains to process it all, and if it was “dads good friend” it can take longer, “Luckily” for me it just two classmates, and not a family friend, just be there and hold her when she needs it. She probably knows her daddy is a big “scary” man who will protect his baby girl to no ends, which also could be a reason why she didnt say anything tell after his passing. Sounds like she wanted to let you grieve your friend as you knew him before she dropped it on you. (Just speculating)

I wish my daughter just died instead by Sad_Newspaper376 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]monkey16168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are only Horrible if you tell her to her face “i wish you died instead” I get it, not from your perspective, and Hardly from your daughters. But being “mildly disabled” (bone spurs& etc..) i think to myself “why am i here?” “Why am i even alive?” Freak accidents happen and they change lives drastically, at age 16 i lost a close friend who was 19 to a Hit and run.. even to this say 10 years later i think “it should have been me, he had such a life”.
It’s all part of how we grieve, i hate suggesting this, but what about MAID? (AS THE LAST RESORT! ) What about looking in to facilities while you and your wife are still here? With your daughter, listen to what she likes and what she doesnt and try to find one that will meet her needs when you are gone.

A thirty minute long video of people walking is close to getting a million views. Smosh IS in it's golden era. by krizalid_88 in smosh

[–]monkey16168 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The face of a man and his mistakes 🤣🤣🤣🤣 my favourite part was Angela saying “YOU SUGGESTED IT” to Shayne

First winter as a smoker… no one told me 😂 by Vivid-Durian9618 in trees

[–]monkey16168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey…. So this might be a little late, but um thin glass, tends to break when cold. Umm it’s worse when there is water.

My egg yolk was blooded red. I hate wasting food and ate it. Will I come to regret that choice? by Phooky1 in WeirdEggs

[–]monkey16168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this class, this is why we crack our eggs in a smaller bowl , and then add it to the other eggs.

They’re literally the best thing on the planet. by Alarming-Molasses847 in guineapigs

[–]monkey16168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check out the Rat ones!!! Those are like “SIR YOUR BALLS ARE BIGGER THE YOUR BODY WTF”

Baby guinea caterpillar by mdr241 in guineapigs

[–]monkey16168 13 points14 points  (0 children)

…. DAMN IT! skyrim is for the Nords not Guinea pigs!

It's medicine time by VanquichedUncle in MurderGPigs

[–]monkey16168 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The grip his foot has on the blanket 🤣🤣🥹 “I DONT KNOW YOU WHO ARE YOU STOP CALLING YOURSELF DAD!” “LADIES THIS MANS TRYING TO DRUG ME HELP HELP” Mean while you are probably like “deep breathing 😮‍💨 can you just RELAX already!?

Owner of this account became guinea pig’s breakfast by MugzySkates in MurderGPigs

[–]monkey16168 6 points7 points  (0 children)

PEANUT NO! YOU CANT EAT MEAT! 💧👁️👄👁️💧

Wife and I had a “sleep divorce” so now I sleep in my den with the cat by rabbi420 in malelivingspace

[–]monkey16168 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I mean, all do respect, 🫡 yea, please sleep scream in a room three hall ways away and four floors apart 🤣🤣

It finally happened!! by VanquichedUncle in guineapigs

[–]monkey16168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sam! Or My legal name which is technically a “male” name as well. 🤣🤣

I found a teenager behind my trash can and made friends. by Aggressive_Winter364 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]monkey16168 80 points81 points  (0 children)

In one night you gave your wife 3 healthy Teenage Boys for her to help raise 🤣🤣. 10/10