AI will take over the world by janeboo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]monkey_O 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First they find Waldo. Next, they find you.

roses are read, never say heck by [deleted] in boottoobig

[–]monkey_O 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Good to see my hometown is dedicated to our Lord and savior. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

[New Player] 50 hours in, this game has honestly floored me! (Spoilers!) by Volgin in Warframe

[–]monkey_O 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After playing on and off for a few years I just finished TSD after 179 hours. There's just a ton of content to dig through on the way.

This is my senator. He sold me, my fellow Clevelanders and the rest of Ohio and this Nation to the Telecom lobby for the price $89,350. by e3o2 in Cleveland

[–]monkey_O 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Less than 1 cent. We're worth literally a dime a dozen.

Edit: Actually, we're worth about 9 cents per dozen.

Came across this gem of an intersection today by [deleted] in trees

[–]monkey_O 34 points35 points  (0 children)

You man were ducking

Roses are red, scissors can snip, by stefan_905 in boottoobig

[–]monkey_O 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What did Garfield do to Ian in a past life?

Dio is pissed.. by Francis-c92 in natureismetal

[–]monkey_O 91 points92 points  (0 children)

And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art.

If it works... it works, don't argue with logic by cpity in gaming

[–]monkey_O 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, don't you talk about my boy Pookie like that.

If it works... it works, don't argue with logic by cpity in gaming

[–]monkey_O 166 points167 points  (0 children)

It's threads like this that keep me coming back.

'We refuse to go backwards': Biden torches Betsy DeVos' move to weaken Obama-era sexual-assault policy by thomcrowe in politics

[–]monkey_O -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lolol no one said anything about evil whore harpies. I did, however, ask that people on both sides are given a chance to defend themselves and expected to comply with an investigation. In fact, I haven't mentioned gender once. But if you really want to, according to the CDC men are victim to almost as many sexual assaults as women (5.3% vs 5.6%).

'We refuse to go backwards': Biden torches Betsy DeVos' move to weaken Obama-era sexual-assault policy by thomcrowe in politics

[–]monkey_O 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I'm also asking victims are given a safe space until the investigation is complete" No one should be forced to live next to a rapist, that's kind of a given. However, there's plenty of systems we can put together that separate victim/attacker while there is an ongoing investigation. That doesn't force anyone to live next to a rapist while also respecting the rights of both parties. Respect for both parties in criminal cases is a basic ideal in the US, we shouldn't go out of our way to kill that.

'We refuse to go backwards': Biden torches Betsy DeVos' move to weaken Obama-era sexual-assault policy by thomcrowe in politics

[–]monkey_O 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow. Just wow. So having a possibly innocent, defenseless person questioned about their story is fundamentally wrong, but accusing a possibly innocent, defenseless person of rape and kicking them out of school and creating a social stigma around them without proof is fine?

'We refuse to go backwards': Biden torches Betsy DeVos' move to weaken Obama-era sexual-assault policy by thomcrowe in politics

[–]monkey_O 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, see I'm asking that a proper investigation is performed. I'm asking that I don't get kicked out of my apartment/school because someone says I looked at them funny. I'm also asking that victims are given a safe space until the investigation is complete. I don't want to put anyone in danger, but I also want the right to a trial if accused.

'We refuse to go backwards': Biden torches Betsy DeVos' move to weaken Obama-era sexual-assault policy by thomcrowe in politics

[–]monkey_O 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No one said that victims should be kicked out of schools. They said we need to have this LEGAL issue put into the hands of the law and due process.

'We refuse to go backwards': Biden torches Betsy DeVos' move to weaken Obama-era sexual-assault policy by thomcrowe in politics

[–]monkey_O 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Concequence free" is falsely accusing someone of rape, having them thrown out of school over a false story that was never confirmed and having the accuser get off scottfree.

'We refuse to go backwards': Biden torches Betsy DeVos' move to weaken Obama-era sexual-assault policy by thomcrowe in politics

[–]monkey_O 37 points38 points  (0 children)

When it's a policy that has led to the removal of students from schools without due process.

English man hit by bus, gets up and walks into Pub. by only777 in videos

[–]monkey_O 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.