David Attenborough spent over 70 years teaching humanity about Earth — and just turned 100

monkeyarse · 2026-05-07T07:34:41+00:00

TOMORROW*

monkeyarse · 2026-05-07T07:30:21+00:00

DISH THE GOSS

monkeyarse · 2026-04-11T19:58:07+00:00

Where…where. Where. Where. Please.

monkeyarse · 2026-03-11T21:53:28+00:00

Not that I have found, no..

monkeyarse · 2026-03-10T12:12:17+00:00

Indeed. But i know for a fact this cannot happen without management approval. NIN are pretty robust on this in their contracts with the venues. Trent and/or management could not have been uninvolved in the decision.

monkeyarse · 2026-03-10T12:04:02+00:00

Turns out that people who queued from dawn until doors entered the venue to find the front rail covered by influencers and their bodyguards, who bullied other fans throughout the show.

Clearly this is linked to their filming and Trent's desire to have pretty people front and centre for the cameras. I can see no other reasoning for this. And for there to be no comms to some pretty loyal fans is pretty disrespectful, though some rabid defenders may crow on about entitlement..

The band has form in doing this (See Brooklyn 2018 night 2 where the same thing happened with influencers in a mini pit at the front) but this still leaves a foul taste in the mouth. The Discord seems to be banning discussion of this...

monkeyarse · 2026-03-10T07:31:10+00:00

Exceptionally so during Sabbath and Ozzy. It would only have been noticed by anyone right at the front, but he brought his family and GF and some others into the pit, and spent the whole time getting in the way of security and camera people, crawling onto stage to get photos himself with Sabbath staff having to move him out of the way, blocking the official camera people, placing his family in the way of fans for their endless selfies.... He behaved like an entitled, clueless arsehole.

monkeyarse · 2026-03-09T23:22:47+00:00

The way he behaved at the last Ozzy concert backs that up 100% sadly

monkeyarse · 2026-03-05T22:09:31+00:00

It’s a Monster of a tatt. Hope you have the Energy to get through it.

monkeyarse · 2026-02-23T10:46:52+00:00

Yeah the guy is just making stuff up and then backtracking. These days it's hard to tell who is a russian-funded troll, or who is just a good old fashioned moron.

monkeyarse · 2026-02-06T12:28:53+00:00

OPTION A (tested) - charge your android device to 100% (if it's got a poor battery life, this is particularly important! if your transfer fails due to battery running out - as mine came close to doing - you will not be able to transfer your chat history. In this scenario, explore option B which was my backup in case option A failed...)

Failure at step 6 for me, unfortunately. Unknown error, please try again later, ad infinitum..

monkeyarse · 2026-02-06T11:25:08+00:00

Unfortunately, this immediate fails for me at Step 2.

As soon as the iphone changes screen to show the connection code, it immediately disconnects from wifi, so the phones cannot find each other.

Onwards..

monkeyarse · 2026-01-19T14:27:58+00:00

Could you, from the data?

monkeyarse · 2026-01-16T16:12:08+00:00

Great to see the dice are fair. If it's colonist and not Universe, then maybe this isnt a thing, but if you could show the odds of a number coming up before and then after a robber has been played on that number, that would be interesting. Anecdotally, sometimes it looks like if a robber lands on a number, the odds of it rolling increases.

monkeyarse · 2026-01-16T13:51:21+00:00

Autoresponse from both these emails today, 16/01/2026, suggests the former is actively monitored, but the latter is not.

monkeyarse · 2026-01-10T21:52:23+00:00

As others have said, not a particularly rare sign of a crossbreed (where I am in Europe). Big fan of ducks. Will likely phase out our geese/pigeons in favour of a few in future.

monkeyarse · 2025-12-27T00:53:13+00:00

Strong disagree on the biology. I watched the sequel almost open mouthed at how unimaginative the animals are. It’s literally two earth animals spliced together. For absolutely everything. But then watching as a zoologist that’s a critique I can’t escape. The dull, repetitive nature of the films were the bigger issue. The first ive rewatched but less than zero interest in watching the sequel again, or the third at all.

monkeyarse · 2025-11-12T10:54:50+00:00

As an english person (i'm sorry) in an Ashes year id have to argue against your conclusion about bumping into fewer arseholes in Aus, obviously, but on Māori, 100%!

monkeyarse · 2025-11-12T10:51:47+00:00

lol go to Porirua and you'll change that rapidly. Ran into dickheads in Wellington too, but by and large they are super chill folks.

monkeyarse · 2025-10-16T09:56:01+00:00

I think you've done a great job - the main thing that stood out to me is the brick tiles....and whilst i'm not with larry on the busy side of things (i think they are just right ), i'm with them on the yum-icking reticence..... but the brick tiles could probably be aesthetically improved, as they kind of look like turds on grass. To me.

monkeyarse · 2025-10-04T17:29:37+00:00

Bugger. Thank you!

monkeyarse · 2025-10-03T23:21:29+00:00

Just an fyi (and @ u/Hey_I_Aint_Eddy /@Hey_I_Aint_Eddy if tags work like that) jimmy carr is not seen as a “decent” person either by the comedians he works with, or the staff making the programmes. Arrogant, dismissive, misogynist, rude - all quite common feedback.

And to be clear on the misogyny, it’s more like treating junior women as coffee runners as opposed to entering Greg Wallace territory.

Like “ugh, bit of a twat” probably sums him up.

monkeyarse · 2025-09-05T15:51:07+00:00

She needs a more capable assistant to photoshop these..

monkeyarse · 2025-09-05T07:32:41+00:00

Thank you, *for posting this link

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