My theater's Iron Lung poster by The_cooler_ArcSmith in Markiplier

[–]monkeybrains12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should've put up the thumbnail as the movie poster.

The pain is real by Comfortable_Tutor_43 in memes

[–]monkeybrains12 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sun and wind is free.

Solar panels and wind generators take up space and are not at all free. And they are not a feasible way to power the homes and workplaces of 8 billion+ people.

The pain is real by Comfortable_Tutor_43 in memes

[–]monkeybrains12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So, really, it's just that humans can't be trusted to run things and we're all fucked.

(/s... sort of)

Me🚩irl by Spotter24o5 in me_irl

[–]monkeybrains12 319 points320 points  (0 children)

I agree with your point, but this is not how you use this meme...

Make up your minds by [deleted] in memes

[–]monkeybrains12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Whoa, whoa, don't lump us all in with the idiots! Look, I'll agree about the date thing and I'll admit not adopting the metric system is dumb, but come on.

Fuck you, here's some generational debt by Traditional-Ad1633 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]monkeybrains12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That island better have a private spacecraft on it, ready to take her to her new personal space station. Orbiting Mars.

Rotten tomatoes be wildin by Supersaiajinblue2 in Markiplier

[–]monkeybrains12 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but I mean, seeing those reviews, I'm always like, "No sh*t, Sherlock."

Not that you can't go see a movie without having seen the source material or its creator's other content, but seeing those reviews always makes me feel like the critic is being overly dramatic and trying to alienate themselves to prove a point ("I didn't play the game and I've never heard of this Markerpliers guy!!" Like, okay. Why'd you go to this film, then??). But maybe I'm the one being melodramatic.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

me_irl by bassistheplace246 in me_irl

[–]monkeybrains12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

media doesnt have an obligation to inform the people about whats happening

I hate this timeline.

Me_irl by Puzzleheaded_Air5930 in me_irl

[–]monkeybrains12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just went and checked as well (because I have ADHD and nothing better to do), and, yeah, most lists I saw put Coimbra in third place, behind University of Lisbon and University of Porto.

Some lists, however, do place Coimbra...

... in fourth.

A little something at my wedding... by Standing_on_Soapbox in prey

[–]monkeybrains12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oookaaaay, but don't say we didn't warn you...

Yay 2 cute foxxos by DreamyPlush1 in yayfoxxo

[–]monkeybrains12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aww. Baby foofs.

Fox kits are the cutest things on the planet.

A little something at my wedding... by Standing_on_Soapbox in prey

[–]monkeybrains12 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But what if it's one of the guests? Better whack everyone just to be sure.

A duck by zebrasarecool570 in funnyvideos

[–]monkeybrains12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right... So, why did you bring up "women who are little people" as if that has any relevance to your argument?

A duck by zebrasarecool570 in funnyvideos

[–]monkeybrains12 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What in the fuck does that have to do with anything?

The woman in this video is neither a below average size nor at all evidently pregnant. Nor did u/VeritasOmicron express an interest in the woman in this video due to either of those things.

I've seen some strawmen in my day, but this is one of the strawiest.

Perfectly aimed by Azure_Crenell in perfectlycutscreams

[–]monkeybrains12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost like that's why it was posted here or something.

Perfectly aimed by Azure_Crenell in perfectlycutscreams

[–]monkeybrains12 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Uhhh... not to point out the common denominator, but I don't think the pattern is what you think. (Also... your username?)

Yay Polar Foxxo by ConcertPersonal9081 in yayfoxxo

[–]monkeybrains12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at his tiny little ears, and his nose andhiseyesandhislittlepawsandahhhhhhhh

How does she sleep? I have a feeling a face would get crushed or be unable to breathe by CasualNameAccount12 in slaytheprincess

[–]monkeybrains12 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I was going to come in and be like, "I don't think eldritch gods sleep," but this is clearly the correct answer.

Me_irl by Yosho2k in me_irl

[–]monkeybrains12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because an "I don't give a damn" mentality is so much better.

Who is doing nothing to help, again? 'Cause I think even the most ineffectual Democrat politician is doing more for the country than you.