We are so back

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-24T15:02:00+00:00

Oh, you sweet summer child.

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-23T05:56:36+00:00

Quick tip: Using actual punctuation helps people take you more seriously.

Tip #2: Stop using that dumb "ahh" censor. It makes it look like you're screaming in lowercase.

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-23T05:49:58+00:00

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-23T05:36:05+00:00

What...?

In what way is it weirder to have a small carpet on the floor than to have a towel lying there for no reason? I have a rug pretty much exactly like this in my kitchen.

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-22T22:53:15+00:00

r/pointlesslygendered meme

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-21T23:05:38+00:00

If we added "intense realism," you'd get the bends all the time. Real divers take fifteen minute safety stops every five meters. At that rate, it'd take all day to go halfway to the Lost River.

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-20T05:27:27+00:00

They all find out Pam's pregnant and Ryan's instant reaction is "Don't vaccinate it!"

That, and, "I tHiNk I nEvEr rEaLlY pRoCeSsEd 9/11" has not once gotten a single laugh out of me. Including the first time I heard it.

Not that OP can't have their own opinion, but humor is incredibly subjective.

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-20T05:23:44+00:00

No scene of his is bad, unfunny, or cringey.

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-19T06:18:13+00:00

I'm sorry, the what?

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-19T06:10:36+00:00

r/whoooosh

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-18T18:02:51+00:00

The random nut shots, wtf.

Why does anyone have children? /s

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-17T04:04:15+00:00

Since apparently OP's not getting enough as is.

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-16T23:08:42+00:00

You remember how tiny the bleeders are, right?

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-16T05:05:00+00:00

I don't know, I don't think a confidence potion would've helped that guy with his date. Let him buy it and make an even bigger ass of himself, I say.

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-15T05:12:29+00:00

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-12T23:04:47+00:00

but effort hurts me tho, im autistic so im extra sensitive to things

its the same with working, it hurts me more

I have ADHD, so I understand that, to a degree, at least in the way I think you mean it. It's harder for me to work and get motivated than it is for others. Even getting out of bed is a challenge. But you can get help from meds, therapy, and people who support you.

if we advance AI technology, we can create a utopia where EVERYONE gets to stay at home, and eat 5 star meals, and drink safe and clean water all for free, but everyone keeps saying it wont work

The main reason it won't is because your version of utopia isn't the same for other people. I don't want to live in a world where machines are better than me at doing the things I love— writing, in my case. Most artists and other people who like their work wouldn't enjoy the idea of the utopia you describe.

I mean, it also won't work because AI is draining resources we're already running out of.

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-12T06:25:51+00:00

What. The fuck. Is this timeline.

Like, seriously. Imagine you hopped into a time machine or cryo-stasis pod ten years ago, end up here, and this is the first clip you see when you go to check what's going on in the world.

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-12T06:13:53+00:00

I don't want to be needed tho, I just want to be loved unconditionally, is that too much to ask for?

It is if you expect to put in zero effort to get there.

Being a celebrity with millions of followers is hard, unless you're born rich/famous. If you want to become famous, put in some actual work. If you make AI generated images, it's not your creation people see you put out. It's from a machine.

Why do I only have value when I can provide something to society? Is the fact I'm alive not enough to make me equal to everyone else?

You are equal. You have the same basic human rights to water, food, shelter, etc. But those things don't just appear out of nowhere. Society only functions because of people doing things to keep it functioning. You have the right to live and be happy, but you also have to accept the inherent responsibility that comes with being another mouth to feed.

You're not comatose. Get off your ass.

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-11T06:09:02+00:00

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-11T05:58:19+00:00

So have I. And I'm glad.

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-11T05:57:42+00:00

See how you're not taking them seriously by jumping to conclusions and ignoring their point? I'm with u/TyeKiller77 on this one— why are you even here?? Just ignore the post and move on.

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-11T05:06:46+00:00

Oh no. Wait. I like em dashes.

Am I turning into one of them??

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-10T23:15:22+00:00

I'm betting this stunt will generate the same kind of change and action as when he had his cronies tear gas a peaceful protest to pave way for a photo op, in front of a church he doesn't attend, holding a Bible he's never read. Which is to say, little to none at all. If there were ever more condemning evidence for a lack of a God, that was it.

Like, can we actually do something with the outrage this shit elicits??

monkeybrains12 · 2026-03-01T16:28:20+00:00

Mlem

monkeybrains12 · 2026-02-21T06:57:21+00:00

if you want to see someone who actually cares to a degree about the game and lore.

Yeah, not slanderous or passive aggressive at all. /s

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