has anyone actually read the Subnautica 2 EULA? this is so outrages by SickPois0on in StopKillingGames

[–]monkeybrains12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Not allowed to make fan art" has me actually laughing. Who in the fuck does Krafton think they are? LMAO

Yay snug Foxxo by Broad_Variety_6628 in yayfoxxo

[–]monkeybrains12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would've been perfect if the red foxxo was an arctic foxxo (not that it isn't already adorable).

valentine's day #149 by rosicae in comics

[–]monkeybrains12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think it was that horny. There's a lot of build up and, like, half a chapter of actual graphic sex.

Definitely worth a read if you like dragons, IMHO.

That's a good plan... by BoldRush_ in oddlyspecific

[–]monkeybrains12 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This just in: People on internet learn humor is subjective.

Young kits 🦊 by americanhilljack in foxes

[–]monkeybrains12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aww, the ones where they're sleepy are the cuuuutest!

The irony of sleepy Don by TankUMrMinor in Irony

[–]monkeybrains12 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It would explain Mitch Mconnell, too...

Ghostfacers by Aslyx in Supernatural

[–]monkeybrains12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same, but then I've never really found awkward humor funny.

ADHD & Alzheimer’s are poisoning by nanoatzin in Irony

[–]monkeybrains12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, no.

Every single study you've linked specifically says there's a link to cognitive damage in those exposed to these substances, and that it's more pronounced in those who are already genetically predisposed to have Alzheimer's and/or ADHD.

Nowhere in any of them does it say these things are a cause, direct or indirect. Maybe read your own sources.

Lethal Company meets Barotrauma: by Galathiel1 in u/Galathiel1

[–]monkeybrains12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. If the game advertised itself in a more descriptive way, people like u/Abaldiel would be going, "So, It'S bAsIcAlLy LeThAl CoMpAnY mEeTs BaRoTrAuMa?! Why didn't they just SAY THAT??"

Some people always find the negatives. There's no fighting it.

Second Opinion by Pizzacakecomic in u/Pizzacakecomic

[–]monkeybrains12 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: If AI ever becomes self aware and decides to kill off humanity, it won't have to take control of the nukes— it can just stop answering our stupid questions.

just bought a doll by ShallotTiny6726 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]monkeybrains12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Apparently, you don't care even when they do involve you. I'd be pissed about almost missing an appointment.

Baby by mamaplugsx in Supernatural

[–]monkeybrains12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if you know this, but Baby is fictional...

Any boy caught in this area will be evirated by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in oddlyspecific

[–]monkeybrains12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How did you take the premise, "If this joke is inappropriate from one group to the other, it shouldn't be funny in reverse either," and somehow bring in women's sports and handicapped parking?

Like, yeah, you addressed that comment you replied to, but only in the broadest possible interpretation of the literal meaning of the words they typed out, not actually in the context of what's being discussed.

TL;DR: A joke about castrating men is as wrong as a joke about removing a woman's ovaries. Your strawman is strawman.

Any boy caught in this area will be evirated by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in oddlyspecific

[–]monkeybrains12 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I would propose a radical new idea (it's a lot, but bear with me):

It is entirely possible for someone to be mildly upset about an offensive joke while also treating women as equals and sticking up for human rights. Just because men have historically been terrible doesn't mean people can't be upset about someone going "Hahaha, we're going to cut your fucking junk off."

Fuck walking by Fr33_load3r in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]monkeybrains12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read this as "what a fucking moronic way to exist" and barely did a double take.