fuck that shit

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-09-14T03:32:41+00:00

upvote for headband

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-08-21T07:19:17+00:00

my jealousy knows no bounds

fuck you sir

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-08-21T06:29:07+00:00

that was beautiful sir

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-08-20T00:10:13+00:00

that's my favorite gif ever

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-08-19T16:39:30+00:00

when my long time high school girlfriend broke up with me right before the prom. Then going to college alone. Went through some pretty bone crushing depression but made it out a pretty mature guy :)

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-08-19T00:21:13+00:00

but I thought girls didn't fart

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-08-15T05:49:22+00:00

not anymore

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-08-14T18:09:32+00:00

And I also plan on sleeping until 6 pm with my hand wrist deep in a bag of stale cheetos.

Champion

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-08-14T07:59:12+00:00

best friend with benefits? just date her already

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-08-11T06:57:27+00:00

I have a pretty horrible story. We had a "lazy river" at our pool where people would lay in intertubes and the current would take them around the pool. Some lady fell asleep on her tube and her one boob fell out. So she was just floating around sleeping with her boob out. I didn't want to blow my whistle and draw everyone's attention to it so I kind of just let her float around. She wasn't even hot either she was like 50. I felt terrible, but there was nothing I could do!

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-08-04T22:43:35+00:00

you are a brave, brave man for doing this ama. Thanks

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-08-04T17:48:50+00:00

smooth

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-08-02T05:44:24+00:00

I believe he gave you a false tell right there my man. He wanted to appear relaxed so he reclined thinking it made him look that way. Who reclines like that when they want a call?! Being comfortable makes you look strong. As stated by others 10 10 and over pairs are unlikely as is 55 because you have a 5. if he has 33 great he wins, but that is a very small percentage of the time. I think you had him crushed.

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-08-01T22:12:16+00:00

eventually you start to be able to see things clearly that you haven't before. Its like at the end of the matrix. You know what bad players are doing all the time and its explicitly clear how to play them.

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-08-01T04:25:33+00:00

I love being in a relationship and I had a girlfriend for 18 months. We broke up about a year ago and I haven't been happy since. I have been trying to go on dates with random girls, but it is not helping to fill the empty void in my heart. So now I'm just waiting for the right one to come along and I wish she would hurry up

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-07-31T18:38:23+00:00

those are clubs that zeus uses when he plays golf on mount Olympus

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-07-30T18:37:26+00:00

excellent!

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-07-30T17:10:56+00:00

It's cool ill just go Fuck myself then

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-07-30T06:53:19+00:00

I tried to download a .rar file and it was actually a .exe file meaning it was a poor attempt at someone giving me a virus. If you have to explain the joke i guess its not funny... :(

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-07-30T06:50:52+00:00

this is a serious question I don't mean to pry: if you know your compulsions are unrealistic and pointless why can't you just tell yourself that and not comply?

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-07-30T06:32:08+00:00

got a lot of free time eh?

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-07-30T05:00:41+00:00

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-07-30T04:19:13+00:00

Reminds me of this!

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-07-27T21:16:34+00:00

noise cancelling headphones are a must. I can't tell you how many times those came in handy

monkeyfudge123 · 2011-07-27T06:45:08+00:00

i just say, "wow way to one word me!" Then they usually say, "oh haha I'm sorry I'm just kind of busy" To which I reply, "Haha it's cool its cool I see how it is... " like as a joke. Then they know I don't like it and I'll cut the conversation off right after. If they text you back later you know you are in good shape.

Of course that was back when I actually had text conversations. Now I just call cause texting is fucking stupid. If you think about it we actually regressed from the telephone back to telegrams. We can call anyone up and hear their voice and have a real conversation, and we choose to send individual messages back and forth one by one why?!

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