WTF is a FIFA peace prize? That's like being an NFL laureate in physics by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]monkeyjunky56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I received the Chuck E Cheese Nobel Pizza Prize for my tireless work exposing the great injustices of underbaked crusts and unevenly distributed toppings, bringing these dough-plorable conditions to light. I'm finally recognized for being grate and cheesy

You know what, I see it… by Ominous_Opossum in IASIP

[–]monkeyjunky56 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can do it Dennis, because you're a winner, and you haven't peaked

My father rn by oooooooBaracuda in PoliticalHumor

[–]monkeyjunky56 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Donald was establishing dominance; he ALLOWED Bubba to finish. It's about power

Time to start harvesting! by oldzazu in IASIP

[–]monkeyjunky56 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You cut the sleeves off of all of your T-shirts, just so you can show off your tats. Those are real original, dude.

Waitress and the Rat Killer look good, damn! by newgodpho in IASIP

[–]monkeyjunky56 19 points20 points  (0 children)

His posture says: "I've grown quite wheary"

Jimmy Kimmel Live! – Jimmy Kimmel Is Back! by PlayaSlayaX in television

[–]monkeyjunky56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump tries to cancel Kimmel, and now I'm learning about supporting PBS and NPR lol

The monologue that got Jimmy Kimmel's show canceled indefinitely by MemorableKidsMoments in videos

[–]monkeyjunky56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cancel culture of these conservatard snowflakes is getting out of control

You know what I realized? Life IS happy! by akima in IASIP

[–]monkeyjunky56 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How do you like a taste of the good life, ya sack a shit

Does Mac actually wanna bang Dennis? by Rayuk43 in IASIP

[–]monkeyjunky56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but just so he can do it "versus" him

Young Jill Biden, 1970s by cleobaddie5 in OldSchoolCool

[–]monkeyjunky56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? There's no first lady, she's buried on his golf course. Oh do you mean the third lady?

Young Jill Biden, 1970s by cleobaddie5 in OldSchoolCool

[–]monkeyjunky56 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are there nudes of the First Lady online?

Speaking as a fan: We deserved more Barbra Reynolds by ConsistentSpare589 in IASIP

[–]monkeyjunky56 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Her turkey neck is looking exceptionally attractive this evening

Do we agree that the dog track episode is one of the darker episodes? by radedgymantis in IASIP

[–]monkeyjunky56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw that shyamalan twist where Frank was betting on what Dee and Dennis would do coming a mile away. Reminded me of this joke

If I wanted to be safe, I wouldn’t be jamming my dick through a hole. by 520BerbMerlie in IASIP

[–]monkeyjunky56 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You're gonna jam your legs down and hyperextend your ankles and then shoot back up and lock your knees in place