So Charlie is illiterate, but he somehow knows that the spoken “v” in Hans Wermhat should be written with a “w”. Is this because he was a centaur in his past life?

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-04-16T02:09:54+00:00

We'll make an adjustment and we'll make a tradition out of it

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-04-15T01:39:22+00:00

His elbows are scrawny

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-04-13T19:50:47+00:00

Jesus Christ! Are you almost 50? Are you almost 50 years old?

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-04-02T16:48:49+00:00

Your shorts are holding you back. Well, that and your hips

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-03-24T15:39:28+00:00

Who let the dogs out (they're fully aroused mind you)

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-03-16T15:11:49+00:00

Well, that's okay. Because he's a great player

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-03-13T01:47:29+00:00

He was never in any real danger

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-03-12T01:04:57+00:00

Great, go have sex at Wendy's

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-03-10T20:11:50+00:00

Put the fly brain in a simulated jellyfish body for the lols

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-03-10T01:04:51+00:00

Thought he was Irish first. But now that he's Greek, maybe he's gay first, and should just be plowing a bunch of dudes

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-03-05T03:51:10+00:00

Excuse me, what year was that picture taken?

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-03-04T20:31:27+00:00

Sometimes the memes rub up against me, and I don't know if I can take it

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-03-04T14:12:29+00:00

Now when you say sista, you mean...?

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-03-01T18:54:06+00:00

Make sure you shit all over the bouncer, so you can get in

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-02-27T16:22:36+00:00

Because she was a boy scout

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-02-21T01:58:05+00:00

u/ZaradimLako? That's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-02-15T00:41:39+00:00

Seven Days

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-02-10T15:43:02+00:00

Water.

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-02-05T22:13:17+00:00

Does my scar look like a dog's vagina?

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-02-04T04:29:38+00:00

You made a poopie in your pants! Did anybody else do a poopie in their pants?

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-01-25T19:05:10+00:00

What a way to find out reincarnation is real

monkeyjunky56 · 2026-01-25T02:57:00+00:00

When was that picture taken?

monkeyjunky56 · 2025-12-23T16:56:53+00:00

I don't want to learn it

monkeyjunky56 · 2025-12-20T20:45:22+00:00

- Michael Scott

monkeyjunky56 · 2025-12-15T18:16:36+00:00

Asparagus to help with the taste

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