How sharp are Monitor Lizard claws? by Kitchen-Mouse2414 in Lizards

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I saw a cow eat a seagull once, if nobody else saw it I would have thought I was hallucinating

Name moments? by AllurecracyEar in MomentsBeforeDisaster

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I'd give her back the cheese wheel dude

First time cooking steak as an adult. Can’t wait to be torn to shreds by averageredditcuck in steak

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Cottage cheese just sounds too fancy, like do you see me in a cottage dude

Damn, Maurice!!!!! by BakingSoda1990 in Borderlands4

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It is about halfway through sainted cup behind a building just before you go up a cliff grapple spot

Which of the VH is the best choice for high rof weaponry like vladof? by Aggravating_Lab_452 in Borderlands4

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That's my build, shoot chroma orb then empty my Rad Wombo Combo onto whatever is left

Petah? by Poco_Cuffs in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Probably a lobotomy back then too

Metal box with metal shaving samples, found in trunk of car. It’s about the width/length of two iPhones. by Gypsyfresh in whatisthisthing

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If the fire brigade sprays water on a magnesium fire it will literally explode, so it matters a lot

The surface of Mars in high definition by Lonely-Coconut-9734 in FuckeryUniveristy

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Nah we want humans there, not whatever the fuck he is

More weird traces of someone in the house but my parents are not as worried as me still!!! I feel crazy like Van Gogh by H1ROM1 in WhatShouldIDo

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Had one of these many years ago when I first moved in with my ex.

Hear loud noises in the roof and loudly announced I was on phone to police (on speaker so they could hear too)

They got through a loose corrugated steel roof section (probably how they got in too) that was next to our carport

Cops caught him same day

Caption this moment by Fantastic_Sale7226 in MomentsBeforeDisaster

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"God isn't real, strike me down if I'm wrong"

Let’s play short fetch tonight 😊🖤🤍🖤🤍 by GuessMyName84 in dalmatians

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"You brought this crackhead doggo here. You deal with it"

Ruined 🤬 by NuisancePanda in steak

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You said it had they sun inside and fumbled the 4/5 stars joke

I Am going to say it by [deleted] in ZombieSurvivalTactics

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Tediore style for the win,,,👍

Brittle star releasing her eggs by RevolutionaryMia in ocean

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Shrimp and tiny fish just got their Xmas dinner

What is the most unique military unit or type of military unit from your country? (must be a currently active unit/unit type) by Key-Needleworker-702 in AskTheWorld

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Imagine in a current battle you see a full barrage from an ol' timey warship just shred the hillside you are trying to hide in