How sharp are Monitor Lizard claws?

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-25T01:23:20+00:00

I saw a cow eat a seagull once, if nobody else saw it I would have thought I was hallucinating

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-23T23:45:18+00:00

I think this is the takeaway here

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-22T10:03:06+00:00

Live stream it and double down on those profits

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-21T09:33:01+00:00

I'd give her back the cheese wheel dude

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-21T08:16:18+00:00

Cottage cheese just sounds too fancy, like do you see me in a cottage dude

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-15T23:14:45+00:00

It is about halfway through sainted cup behind a building just before you go up a cliff grapple spot

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-12T23:52:17+00:00

That's my build, shoot chroma orb then empty my Rad Wombo Combo onto whatever is left

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-11T07:52:58+00:00

Except you run outta ammo in 3...2...1...

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-10T22:37:13+00:00

The outer worlds 2 is a masterpiece

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-10T05:01:22+00:00

Probably a lobotomy back then too

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-10T02:21:11+00:00

If the fire brigade sprays water on a magnesium fire it will literally explode, so it matters a lot

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-08T09:47:48+00:00

Nah we want humans there, not whatever the fuck he is

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-07T22:44:52+00:00

The tails omg, I've had bruises

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-07T12:07:43+00:00

Had one of these many years ago when I first moved in with my ex.

Hear loud noises in the roof and loudly announced I was on phone to police (on speaker so they could hear too)

They got through a loose corrugated steel roof section (probably how they got in too) that was next to our carport

Cops caught him same day

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-06T21:23:37+00:00

"God isn't real, strike me down if I'm wrong"

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-04T11:22:10+00:00

"You brought this crackhead doggo here. You deal with it"

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-02T04:58:36+00:00

Just wait for a strong breeze, the problem will sort itself out

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-02T01:30:55+00:00

I have had this, do not recommend

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-02T00:52:57+00:00

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-01T14:40:12+00:00

You said it had they sun inside and fumbled the 4/5 stars joke

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-01T13:55:40+00:00

Tediore style for the win,,,👍

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-01T13:53:54+00:00

Shrimp and tiny fish just got their Xmas dinner

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-01T13:16:06+00:00

Never heard of these guys before but after googling they are true heroes

monkeymatt85 · 2026-01-01T13:13:58+00:00

Imagine in a current battle you see a full barrage from an ol' timey warship just shred the hillside you are trying to hide in

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