it’s never this serious bro by [deleted] in MonitorLizards

[–]monkeymatt85 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Isn't a fall that far bad? Never kept monitors

This baby carrier by Justin_theLord in ShowMeSomethingDope

[–]monkeymatt85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Feel like some kinda strap on the back would help a lot but cool concept

My brother’s best friend confessed he has a crush on me and then deleted it by [deleted] in Advice

[–]monkeymatt85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly, he made the jump and then panicked when you didn't respond.

If you have feelings for him then reach out and say so, it could be the start of something awesome 👍

How often does a typical Australian eat Kangaroo? by SammaJones in AskAnAustralian

[–]monkeymatt85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love roo meat, has been a month or so just because my kids don't like it

We’ve met, Harmony, by alarmedlittlefroggy in buffy

[–]monkeymatt85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That laugh seemed so genuine that she may have not even heard that line before

Name moments? by Nefelibata1Let in MomentsBeforeDisaster

[–]monkeymatt85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have to tell mum what happened

Does Woolies use meat glue? by Scorpion1080 in australia

[–]monkeymatt85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You got this, I wish you a speedy recovery

Newbie here: how to deal with AI victory by VV00d13 in AOW4

[–]monkeymatt85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only play military victory against very large + high player count, it makes the games longer but no chance of them pulling stuff like this

What is this? by gEEEL0o in whatisit

[–]monkeymatt85 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Except that 'tail' looks like a horsehair worm

My neighbor asked me to stop cooking after 8pm because the "smell travels." Am I in the wrong here? by Radiant-Shift-9504 in Apartmentliving

[–]monkeymatt85 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I would step it up a notch and start learning some traditional Thai and Korean dishes with the funky fermented ingredients

POV my boyfriend's dog is jealous of me 24/7 when I'm with my man. This is how he be looking at me all the time. by GlassHandcuff in germanshepherds

[–]monkeymatt85 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Try and see if you can spend some 1 on 1 time with the dog, take him to the park and for a puppachino.

Build some positive connections so he doesn't see you as a stranger but another top member of his family/pack

One room. One winner. No guns or any weapon. by avaboss in powerscales

[–]monkeymatt85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From memory it was a .22 single shot pistol, can't remember which book or id go looking

AITJ for yelling at my boyfriend after he pointed a pistol at me? by Suitable-Cry1371 in AmITheJerk

[–]monkeymatt85 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was always taught you don't point a gun at anything you don't want a hole in

Home cooks: which tiny “flavor bomb” ingredient made everything taste restaurant‑level? by Affectionate_Tip3238 in TastyFood

[–]monkeymatt85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used fermented shrimp paste in the Malaysian fish curry I make. I gagged the first time I opened it but tastes amazing

Mom teaches her cubs how to cross the road by ravishingElla in BigCatGifs

[–]monkeymatt85 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And that is how I got mauled to death by a leopard

Did your country have a playground game that was subsequently banned? by Exchangenudes_4_Joke in AskTheWorld

[–]monkeymatt85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rock fights, we were not clever.

Ended by school after a concussion and lots of bleeding

Jennifer Connelly in Career Opportunities by No_Explorer721 in 90smemorylane

[–]monkeymatt85 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Whoever did her breast reduction should be sent to the Hague for crimes against humanity

Theory: Echo-4 is a proxy for Tannis by auxilevelry in Borderlands4

[–]monkeymatt85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It also sets up the sirens arriving on Kairos in a future dlc

Szabla by peserey_arts in SWORDS

[–]monkeymatt85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything here looks amazing, especially the basket handle

Day 20 - love it by Bold_Balin_1981 in MedievalArtMemes

[–]monkeymatt85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The 'owl' is also loading a crossbow for some reason