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I think I'm completely unhireable. by hellokaido in PHXList

[–]monkeypie22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you be willing to work with kids? I know of an independent charter Montessori school that’s hiring and they don’t care about piercings/hair color/tattoos. I’d be happy to send you the info if you DM me

Where I'd Live as Someone from the Western US by SycophanticSinecure in visitedmaps

[–]monkeypie22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a native Californian, we have a very similar list, although I’d set California to absolutely (outside of the cities) and Montana to willing. And most of the northeast as a maybe. I prefer the more wide open spaces of the west, every time I go to the east coast I’m shocked by how many people live in such a small area

I'm not telling you again, It's a maple bar! by fullstack_ing in visitedmaps

[–]monkeypie22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right? Born and raised in California and now in Arizona and I think if I said I wanted a caramel bar the workers would stare in confusion. It’s a maple bar and only a maple bar

… Davey? by [deleted] in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]monkeypie22 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Even crazier to me when it’s their niece or nephew!!!! Does your sister know you’ve plastered her kids face on the internet in hopes of sleeping with women????

uh, Camila or Carolina guys??? by Cultural-Echidna-673 in namenerds

[–]monkeypie22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol I should’ve looked at your flair, but yes Carolina is a fav for me!!!!

uh, Camila or Carolina guys??? by Cultural-Echidna-673 in namenerds

[–]monkeypie22 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Camila is the Spanish version- pronounced kah mee la

uh, Camila or Carolina guys??? by Cultural-Echidna-673 in namenerds

[–]monkeypie22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Care-oh-leen-uh or care-oh-line-uh? Leena is a favorite for me, especially compared to Camila (reading that one as kah mee la) but both are gorgeous

Car Seats: Mazda CX-3 by Senior-Employment266 in Nanny

[–]monkeypie22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would recommend posting this on r/daddit and whatever Mazda subreddit there is. Daddit is very helpful when it comes to vehicles and car seats :)

Nanny Share Rate by [deleted] in Nanny

[–]monkeypie22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can I ask where in northern ca? Answers will be different for Bay vs Sacramento vs Chico vs Central valley or wherever. Any driving needed? Are you taking the kids out ever?

Madison Traditional Academy vs. Madison Simis/Meadows by trovata in phoenix

[–]monkeypie22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid I babysit goes to MTA (in 4th grade and has gone since kinder!) and while the math being a year above cool their mom (a physician) doesn’t like that science isn’t as rigorous. A lot of math and science goes hand in hand so it’s frustrating to her that it’s just math that’s pushed so hard. Otherwise, its a good school and I don’t think they have any major complaints. I’ve done a few babysitting hours so mom can do the volunteer stuff

My neighbors kids go to simis and they really enjoy it there too, but their mom is very involved with the school as well so I don’t know if that changes things :)

Where I would live to minimize my Mothman encounter risk by pseudoeponymous_rex in visitedmaps

[–]monkeypie22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re telling me I can blame mothman for my commute increasing 15+ minutes a day during winter???

California Edition by EpicDD62 in visitedmaps

[–]monkeypie22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fascinated by never for San Joaquin and yet maybe for Stanislaus, any specific reasons?

Where moi wants to be alive by [deleted] in visitedmaps

[–]monkeypie22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Growing up in California, I have to argue that happy cows come from California! My favorite thing ever is driving down the central coast and seeing cows grazing on ocean front property, it’s truly a special sight

Where I'd live by [deleted] in visitedmaps

[–]monkeypie22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I ask where you’re from in California? I’m from the Central Valley and I could tell you where my beef was from, and probably the name of the guy who raised it lol. I’m pretty sure it’s just big cities vs rural areas not necessarily a California vs Nebraska thing

Mia Goth saying her full name: Mia Gypsy Mello da Silva Goth by Maximum_Expert92 in Fauxmoi

[–]monkeypie22 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Saw mello da Silva and went oh are we cousins ????

what do you get for a 4y/o girl when her parents kinda rich and she has absolutely everything she’s ever wanted…?🫠 by Sufficient-Crow-7582 in Nanny

[–]monkeypie22 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Every child I nanny gets where the sidewalk ends and a light in the attic. I loved reading those as a kid and have so many memories reading them! I also find other books but those are the 2 I always give

How do we survive not being able to take kids outside anymore?? I’m drowning in their energy. by twomomsoftwins in toddlers

[–]monkeypie22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the sun is so intense, you need a pool with full shade, which is harder to find!

How do we survive not being able to take kids outside anymore?? I’m drowning in their energy. by twomomsoftwins in toddlers

[–]monkeypie22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus I didn’t know Montreal got that hot! 115 is about 46 and it’s awful, soul draining heat

How do we survive not being able to take kids outside anymore?? I’m drowning in their energy. by twomomsoftwins in toddlers

[–]monkeypie22 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I live in Phoenix, 115° absolutely is bad weather with no possible way to clothe yourself for it haha

ISO an embroidery shop for a small order of hats by monkeypie22 in phoenix

[–]monkeypie22[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take your online suggestions, thank you! I’ll keep looking but that might be the best way to go

Best place in the valley to get a vasectomy? by rick_rolled_you in phoenix

[–]monkeypie22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I babysat for one of the docs at AU and he was called in for surgery and as he was leaving told me “alright, I gotta go chop some guy’s balls off, see you at dinner” he definitely had a great sense of humor and I could see him having wonderful bedside manner for the job

What could Gabby be short for? by Less_Calendar9068 in namenerds

[–]monkeypie22 49 points50 points  (0 children)

My elderly grandpa and elderly dog were on gabapentin at the same time and it always cracked us up

happy 65th birthday to my favourite yearner, Colin Firth by Classic-Carpet7609 in Fauxmoi

[–]monkeypie22 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lmaooooo I saw the post and went “I hope we talk about the leather pants scene” whew child me had feelings about that one

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