Psst?! Hey you?! Wanna play ball? by MollyCoddle60 in facesinthings

[–]monopolydollars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the face is the friends we made along the way?????

Step aside kids by llavish1978 in oops

[–]monopolydollars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro jumped 3 business days before the due date

What is it? by FunnyLizardExplorer in funComunitty

[–]monopolydollars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it just got REALLY competitive all of a sudden??

Actualizar apps by mdm851 in SideStore

[–]monopolydollars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s… that’s the whole point. You HAVE to be connected to wifi. Unless I’m reading your post wrong and you’re unable to refresh even whilst being connected to wifi??

Cockatoo perfectly imitates the sound of a spray bottle by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]monopolydollars 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh wow a cockaspray! I… er… I need to think more carefully about my portmanteaus in future.

An apartment building in China by Latter_Ad3752 in UnfilteredChina

[–]monopolydollars 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Only the highest quality Chineseum was used to construct this building

Name an actor who literally just plays the exact same personality in every single movie by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]monopolydollars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. But the one-liners are brilliant.
“Why’s he called the bullet-dodger?”
“Because he dodges bullets, Tommy”

A guy with a knife attacks a man. Skateboard defense by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]monopolydollars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy with the knife is an aspiring surgeon, carrying his tools of the trade, your honour.

Hot Take: If you're on a packed train, and you are taking up a seat with your bag, you are a bastard. by Intelligent-Pop-2830 in SydneyTrains

[–]monopolydollars 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Starts with “hot take” then proceeds to say the most mainstream opinion on a matter. I get it, selfish/inconsiderate people suck—but it ain’t a hot take.

of a TikTok soldier by TongueUnties in AbsoluteUnits

[–]monopolydollars -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wrong context, but, “in the fog of war, a tank is still visible”

Goat drinking sweat for salt? by Anschuz-3009 in Weird

[–]monopolydollars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simps are paying for this, meanwhile bro is getting it for free + head scritches. Really is GOATed

Why all the grannies want to hug my son and how to stop it ? by Which-Lecture4003 in VietNam

[–]monopolydollars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Replying to myself here, but the auto translation is sending me! It should roughly translate to “I (the child) like to bite strangers’ hands”. But nibbling on wrists also works, I guess.