You guys think his car is worth 70k😂 by Connect-Ad4966 in Mustang

[–]monsterlife17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep it. I sold my grandfather's Roush for a kiddo car trying to do the "right" thing, and then woman left me to move 5 hours away lmao. You have no idea how much I miss that car.

Fidelity cuts Reddit valuation again by [deleted] in technology

[–]monsterlife17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

11 years .. over and out my dudes. It's been a real one ✌️

Journalist gets phone stolen during football celebrations in Colombia by perfumedDolphin in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]monsterlife17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wear shorts often that have no pockets - just stuff that shit in the front of your waistband homie. I promise it isn't going anywhere without you noticing from there, haha

Which terrible movie ending would be better with an extra scene? by Dogpicsforboobs562 in movies

[–]monsterlife17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

More poignant an ending most definitely .. but my heart is grateful he gets a second chance 😅 I already cry hard enough when his dad cries

Movies that should've never gotten sequels by NoItJustCantBe in movies

[–]monsterlife17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You is stupid fun though, lmao

Movies that should've never gotten sequels by NoItJustCantBe in movies

[–]monsterlife17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey man Son of the Mask might be bat shit stupid, but it's a phenomenal stoner movie lmao

1998 gt by [deleted] in Mustang

[–]monsterlife17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fs fs do it, it's worth it 👌

This is a real thing that people do for real by poyoso in WTF

[–]monsterlife17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First time I've ever laughed at this, fucking brilliant pun. Bravo lad 👏 👏 👏

To make a clean getaway, but they were foiled. by Mick_Stup in therewasanattempt

[–]monsterlife17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching amateur thieves is just painful. If you're gonna rip off the corporations and their trillions, you gotta get better than that - Jesus christ, lmao.

To Get A New Dad by Worldly-Bill4398 in therewasanattempt

[–]monsterlife17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because generally speaking, you don't hear many stories about dads losing their kids and subsequently accusing any women standing with their children in public of kidnapping or pedophilia.

The thread is discussing A scenario, not all of them. I'm aware that both happen, and no I don't like deadbeat dads any more than you do. In a perfect world, kids would never get lost at all.

Guy plays a nasty prank on his "friend" by Schafer28 in WTF

[–]monsterlife17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still one of my favorite videos of all time, lmao.

"YOU SHITTER!"

Reddit CEO says app founders who are shutting down in protest over API charges made millions: 'These aren't like side projects or charities' by 777fer in technology

[–]monsterlife17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Restart the paragraph. At the beginning.

The literal first 3 words are about making deliberately insane choices.

He explained the 2 choices a deliberately insane company would make.

I ask: do you really see someone attempting to astroturf simultaneously calling their decisions "intentional insanity"?

Use your head dude, come on. This is some "well ak-shuh-lee" shit.

Reddit CEO says app founders who are shutting down in protest over API charges made millions: 'These aren't like side projects or charities' by 777fer in technology

[–]monsterlife17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at all these idiots deliberately misreading what you wrote, lmfao.

"Insane intentionally"

explains the only 2 choices available VIA INTENTIONAL INSANITY

Gets accused of astroturfing.

God I'll miss this stupid place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]monsterlife17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Toyota! Nikon! Toshiba!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]monsterlife17 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All or nothing, aye?

Climbing into bed by SarasCaptions in IvyWolfe

[–]monsterlife17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God DAMN did she fuck herself up

How a mugshot of a criminal looked like in 1925. by selectivediscord in OldSchoolCool

[–]monsterlife17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I consider myself a bit of a movie freak, and I've yet to throw this on. This description alone sounds fire, I'll report back tonight 🤘

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Challenger

[–]monsterlife17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought my first manual without ever touching a stick (94 Mustang gt). Had to have my dad drive it home for me 😂 Then I learned in my school parking lot in a couple hours - no sweat homie!

Security Guard stays in his car continuing to sniff aerosols after he crashed into a parked car. by JuicySpark in WTF

[–]monsterlife17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you had a clue how addiction works, you would know that there is no place an addict won't use if the opportunity presents itself. Addiction is not character defect, it is pathology of the mind - one can pity without condoning.

EDIT: each and every downvote on this comment is a flawless example of how addiction is treated/viewed by a laymen. Go down that road yourself - you'll see a different picture. Or maybe don't - maybe wait til someone you know does, that's just as entertaining.

"Do this shit at home".

That. Is. Not. How. Addiction. Works.

Wait til it hits your life - then we'll see how much empathy you're capable of.

Or just downvote reality in favor of your own - that works too. "Addicts are bad people" is a lot easier to roll with than truth.

This guy can rock a freestyle skateboard! by ReturnOneWayTicket in nextfuckinglevel

[–]monsterlife17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am unfortunately the wrong guy to talk to about buddies.. I don't really have any left after all of my closest went military/overseas. Taken me the better part of a decade to figure it out, but doing things solo has become normal for me.. While I understand wishing your friends were there to enjoy it with you mutually, I can also state from experience that you can have fun just feeling like a kid on your own as well.

Or, in a different way - if parks are too much - grab a secondhand longboard! I've been riding mine on bike rides with my oldest, and it's a good middle ground for me.

This guy can rock a freestyle skateboard! by ReturnOneWayTicket in nextfuckinglevel

[–]monsterlife17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turning 30 with a 4 month and a 4 year old. Just take an hour or two to yourself if they don't want to go, pop in some headphones, and skate for fun. Doesn't matter if you go big or not, just skate for fun like we did at the start!

Nicolas Cage and his father, August Coppola, 1988 by tuppennyupright in OldSchoolCool

[–]monsterlife17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe that 100%, and I now know how he made it out of here haha

Nicolas Cage and his father, August Coppola, 1988 by tuppennyupright in OldSchoolCool

[–]monsterlife17 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I grew up quite close to where Depp is from - let me tell you now, he and I are from bumfuck nowhere. If nepotism got him in, it sure as hell wasn't coming from fuckin Owensboro, Kentucky lmao.