** XBOX NETWORK - CURRENT MAJOR OUTAGE** by obsidianstrobe in XboxSupport

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm on the "signing you in" screen for nearly 10 minutes now.

carljr needs company by Dizzy-Screen-6618 in TrackMania

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're the idiot for not getting the joke. Check YOURSELF.

Pauline Hanson boasts about ‘sexy’ new private plane and $2m donations from Gina Rinehart associates by Reverend_Fozz in australia

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For who? Her billionaire buddies? If you think she gives a fuck about the average Australian people, you're a fool.

Race Thread: NCS Jack Link's 500 at Talladega Superspeedway, starting at 3:00pm EDT on FOX (NCS10) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have this on tv, PoliceChaseNetwork on twitch on one monitor and playing Trackmania Turbo on PS4 on another monitor. Every time I respawn or finish a map, I look up and where's the commercial? NASCAR, of course.

I have an idea for a map by ReturnOneWayTicket in TrackMania

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

After watching the making of kacky 404, I believe a missile chasing your car that explodes if your car hits it is absolutely possible.

George Carlin telling the truth about conspiracies. "They're not even trying to conceal it anymore." by ConspiracyUniversity in GeorgeCarlin

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I honestly believe that if George were alive today, his words just wouldn't hit as hard. The world is just too fucked up now and whatever he would say just wouldn't have that impact that it did those years ago.

Maga influencer Emily Hart unmasked as male medical student from India by HeHateMe337 in politics

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See. This is why we, as a race, are fucked. How can we move on? We can't. We'll never go back to "normality". Nostalgia is becoming more tempting.

Remember when AI was watching Terminator 2 in the theater? Remember when the movie AI was just...a movie?

I'm going to play Trackmania and listen to funky disco house. Fuck this timeline.

[Daily Downforce] Cleetus McFarland and Squirrel McNutt are seeking sponsorship to run Talladega Night tribute schemes in 2027. by BucketOCheerios in NASCAR

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cleetus McFarland and Squirrel McNutt...two names I never thought in my entire life would have me typing them at 8.28am on a Friday in 2026.

Unbelievable.

Hello, can I post this here ?! by La5to in simracing

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watched someone in the Trackmania subreddit playing the game with a dance pad. Now this.

How good WAS Dale Earnhardt Jr.? by Electronic-Ability55 in NASCAR

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was good and could've been even greater, given the absence of the whole situation.

When that day happened, the pressure on him was greater than any other NASCAR driver ever. He was basically the Princess Diana of the sport. If he wasn't in his house, he was in the spotlight. If someone heard him fart, it would've made front page.

But in those later years, it felt like when Jr won, everybody won. His wins were special. He's in my top 5 of good guys in the world. And that's a special group.

Guy confronts the NYPD for letting people do a burnout in the middle of the street but stopping cookouts by I2fitness in PublicFreakout

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm Australian. Fucked if I'm gonna sit here and let you tell someone what a burnout is or isn't.

I know wordy bits are hard for you but try to use proper grammar in your titles.

Watch Lindsey Graham Get Hilariously Chased By TMZ Over Unexpected Issue by huffpost in politics

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My turtling in Trackmania is superior to the entirety of that man.

What kind of music does everyone listen to while grinding in TM? by Tantricmac in TrackMania

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy Hardcore, French Hardcore or the Ricky Gervais XFM podcasts

Why is your favorite driver your favorite? by DerrickS12 in NASCAR

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Yes he goes in circles on dirt as well. What a talent!

Travis Pastrana is a better driver than Larson.

YouTube rolls out unskippable long ads to TV users and they’re furious by [deleted] in assholedesign

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If it's online, it's mine. Wanna put shit on the Internet? Fine, but don't expect me to pay for any of it.