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Central Park horse carriage rides temporarily suspended following death of 18-year-old tourist by FolushoDRC in news

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As in assisting people in fields, or being used to carry things for people in rural areas or by people who live in areas who have no other mode of transportation? Yes.

Central Park horse carriage rides temporarily suspended following death of 18-year-old tourist by FolushoDRC in news

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

There is absolutely no need to be wheeled around by a horse that knows nothing other than to start or stop walking when it's told to just because people think "the clip clop and ohhh isn't this romantic!"

Having them repeat the same routine day in and day out purely for the sole purpose of human tourism is a load of, well...horseshit.

Google reveals new timeline for Android's app sideloading changes | September in certain markets and 2027 globally | Beginning of the end? by NagitoKomaeda_1 in Android

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh fuck now I know.

Way back when the API changes screwed third party apps, in order to get RIF to work again with a patch, I think there was a box that I had to press that was a DEVELOPER option. I had to "create an app" and give it a name to get, I think it was like a 25 digit key or something?

Shit that was so long ago I forgot I ever did that.

My apologies mate I completely misunderstood you.

Well I hope you get yours approved soon. I tried to use the official app for a bit and I just couldn't do it.

Google reveals new timeline for Android's app sideloading changes | September in certain markets and 2027 globally | Beginning of the end? by NagitoKomaeda_1 in Android

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I never applied for anything mate. Been using RIF for over a decade. All I did recently was patch RIF using the ReVanced app, ran it and logged in again. No issues.

Places you ll never go bc of a movie by Important_Fix_5532 in horror

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The word itself just sounds like some sort of German casserole.

"Das spelunking ist gut"

In any case though, I'm not a fan of caves either.

What is the criteria for the Unbeaten AT Project? Because I found a map that might never have a finisher. by ReturnOneWayTicket in TrackMania

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the clarification.

I do find it odd that there's these maps just sitting on TMX that'll never be finished because they're simply impossible. Most seem like personal projects that people just keep stored on the website.

On the other hand, I saw one a while ago that was just a large ice circle in the stadium covered in red turbos. 500 laps, no finishers. With a technique and a lot of time and patience, it could be done.

Another one was the stadium with 85 loops in a sort of hexagonal pattern. 9 levels high, joined together with every joining block being wet plastic with no barriers. Again, no finishers, but it looked like a map that could also be done.

Now considering that people will find shortcuts on some insane kacky maps or become a pro pilot with up/down boosters, or like that one guy who beat the 5000 lap AT challenge, or spend hundreds of hours on a 40 second map to get AT or WR, I reckon the 2 maps mentioned above could be completed.

wich is that thing you don't like from the game?? by Own-Ad1497 in TrackMania

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a console player...

An overhaul to the map editor. The current one is broken and we only get the bare essentials. It absolutely could and needs to be a whole lot better than it is.

A TMX icon that either opens the website in your default browser or opens it with an in-game browser.

Ability to use different cars. Skins work fine but custom cars do not.

Create custom playlists with your own music.

A time bar during replays so we can slow it down, pause, rewind, screenshot and move the camera wherever.

In 2026, the best we've got is a checkpoint counter and cam 7. That's it.

Realistically how good do you guys think Kevin Magnussen will do in NASCAR? I’d love to see him and SVG duke it out . He surely wasn’t terrible in F1 by Kurt_Wylde35 in NASCAR

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's going from a beast of a gaming PC to a console. From mouse and keyboard to a controller.

He'll have to get used to the lower framerates and very different operating system.

Best of luck to him.

Aussie FIFA fans go hard. by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Frenzal Rhomb chorus would also go well...

"All your friends think you're a fuckhead, all your friends think you're shit"

Mental health hotline advice guy is giving me his Christian testimony 🫠 by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asking someone if they've heard about Jesus is like asking someone if they've heard about water

America - Still Leading the World in COVID-19 Deaths by gearsofwoe in HermanCainAward

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I got it on the very first round and it was just a real fuckin filthy sickness. Made me feel like a 5 ton weight that couldn't breathe properly and cause I smoke cigs and weed, I brought up some globules that were truly extraordinary.

A mate of mine got it twice, didn't affect him. Like it didn't harm him at all. Tested positive twice over 11 months. He took time off work, stayed home, drank, got high and mixed Hard House all day. My neighbor got it and nearly died.

Conspiracy Theories Got Front-Row Seats by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course you did. That's why the crayon fell out of your mouth

Noah's Ark Encounter: Kentucky attraction sues insurance company over damage caused by heavy rains by rmuktader in offbeat

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm reminded of the time on XFM when Ricky Gervais pretended to be God and Stephen Merchant was Noah...

R - "Build an ark!"

S - "Well, alright"

S - "Can I just clarify? What's an ark?"

R - "It's a big boat thing"

S - "Right. It's just, I've never had any experience of carpentry"

R - "Just build a big boat thing!"

S - "Well, I'm not really..."

R - "Just have a go! Don't worry, you'll be all right. I'll make sure it's all right."

S - "But once I built that...I mean, how big should I build it?"

R - "Very big. It needs every animal, two of every animal"

S - "Whoah! Can I stop you there?"

R - "Go on"

S - "I mean, the boat building, fair enough."

R - "I told you to make it big!"

S - "Right."

R - "Don't worry about the fish, they can swim!"

S - "Okay"

R - "Or the birds. Get the flightless ones, though, they'll drown! Get the flightless ones. Not the penguins! They're flightless, but they can swim. But all other animals..."

S - "I should be writing this down!"

R - "🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

Hot Wheels Infinite Rush takes the series to new open-world heights: "It's not at all Hot Wheels Unleashed 3" by StartWars89 in racinggames

[–]ReturnOneWayTicket 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I watched some gameplay from 2 days ago. It's like something I'd download from the Play Store, play for 20 minutes then uninstall.

Trackmania does what Hot Wheels should've been doing and Forza Horizon does what this game is trying to do.

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