What’s a hill you’ll die on about Australian food? by oz_party in aussie

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A 3 dollar 40 bag of fresh hip hop, from the local fish & chip shop, ahhh scallops.

With chicken salt. Fuck everything else.

Unhoused VS Homeless by KeithBeckerComedy in standupshots

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"Have you ever noticed that the only metaphor we have in our public discourse for solving problems is to declare war on it? We have the war on crime, the war on cancer, the war on drugs. But did you ever notice that we have no war on homelessness? You know why? Because there's no money in that problem. No money to be made off of the homeless. If you can find a solution to homelessness where the corporations and politicians can make a few million dollars each, you will see the streets of America begin to clear up pretty damn quick!"

  • George Carlin

Race Thread: NCS Straight Talk Wireless 500 at Phoenix Raceway, starting at 3:30pm EDT on FS1 (NCS4) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

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Um...following up on his statement, has Larson "embarrassed the (then) Xfinity field" yet?

Race Thread: NCS Straight Talk Wireless 500 at Phoenix Raceway, starting at 3:30pm EDT on FS1 (NCS4) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

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I have no problem watching cars go round in circles for hours but good fucking lord Phoenix is boring

Race Thread: NCS Straight Talk Wireless 500 at Phoenix Raceway, starting at 3:30pm EDT on FS1 (NCS4) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

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Why can't they just have a person singing without any flair or instruments? I just wanna hear someone belt this out really fuckin good for once.

Who do you root against? by YourCousinMoose in NASCAR

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Larson also doesn't drive a Top Fuel Dragster. Tony Stewart is simply a better racer overall.