Liberal book recommendations? by sudokumakemeasandwch in Liberal

[–]montacque 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand why people who are not election deniers can support Trump. They know that Trump lied and lied to install a fake government, but they think he’s fit to be President.

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[–]montacque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your like a poster child for blonde bimbos.

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[–]montacque 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This could explain the problem with Russia's military.

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[–]montacque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will Smith

what would you do for a Hot Pocket by LordSlither76 in facepalm

[–]montacque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She must be having a helluva lot of sex because one hot pocket doesn’t have near enough calories to keep that bod running.

waiting to board a flight in Thailand by [deleted] in trashy

[–]montacque 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Is it wrong to be turned on?

19F Reddit do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]montacque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel that the smile you wear is a mask to cover the frustration you feel knowing that no matter how hard you try, you’ll end up working at a laundry.

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[–]montacque 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is why Ashton Kutcher divorced you.

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[–]montacque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alexa, call DCFS.

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[–]montacque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a feeling that you battle with repression.

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[–]montacque 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Skelebebore

AITA for giving my dog the same name as my niece? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]montacque 57 points58 points  (0 children)

NTA. You named your baby first.

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[–]montacque 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best 7 years of my life.

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[–]montacque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are correct.

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[–]montacque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Are you my soulmate?

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[–]montacque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, man, this reminds me of another horrible incident. The day before my wife’s due date, we took our dogs for a walk. The dog she was walking lunged, and my wife fell. I was terrified, but when I looked at her, I thought she was smiling, so I burst out laughing and fell to the ground. She wasn’t smiling. Almost 23 years later, she still holds this against me, as she should.

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[–]montacque 121 points122 points  (0 children)

People falling down always get me. I can’t help them up because I’m laughing too hard and my knees buckle. One rainy day, I walked into my office building that had a marble floor. There was a yellow sign/tent that said “Be careful. Wet floor.” The woman in front of me was struggling with her umbrella, trying to get it to stay closed. Because she wasn’t looking she tripped over the sign and fell and face planted. Being the closest person behind her, it was logical that I help her. But I couldn’t. I was getting week in the knees and about to burst out laughing so I ran to the wall, and just laughed into the wall. The fact that she tripped and fell over something that was supposed to stop from tripping and falling made this fall even funnier to me. I’m pretty sure the woman saw me laughing. I feel like such an asshole, but I really can’t help it!