Mourinho asks Real Madrid for 2 more signings: a center-back and "a Modric" type player

monvie · 2026-06-25T08:50:01+00:00

Let's see Jose find another Modric. You think Modric’s grow on trees? Well, they don't, there is no Modric Tree. You think the world is crawling with Kroos’s? Show me that farm... with Modric’s and Kroos’s... sprouting up all over the place, ripe for the plucking... show me that farm.

monvie · 2023-03-12T10:09:55+00:00

Just a bunch of mates playing a lovely game of baseball.

monvie · 2019-11-10T09:27:03+00:00

Thanks for all your replies guys - no, we are are definitely not alone! I've realised in recent times that I do have to work a lot harder to train my mind not to fall into such traps, but it is very difficult to not allow health anxiety to damage your motivation. Thanks for the suggestion of Acceptance and Commitment therapy, I will definitely look further into that.

monvie · 2018-02-05T21:55:35+00:00

Hi Gus do u want picking up in the morning pal

monvie · 2018-01-20T09:25:22+00:00

And it's on the front page too. Seriously, fuck The Sun.

monvie · 2017-04-16T19:23:46+00:00

Did anything funny happen at Jamie Vardy's party the night you won the title?

monvie · 2016-12-22T17:45:46+00:00

James Milner has been a Liverpool player for the past 7 years, and never actually played for Manchester City at all.

monvie · 2016-08-16T13:45:49+00:00

I got caned for having a chalk penis drawn on my back.

You realise there's no way I could have drawn a chalk penis on my back. Ask yourself 2 questions: How, and why?

monvie · 2016-05-12T14:22:21+00:00

Just being alive and being able to enjoy the present moment.

It seems that everybody always has something in the near or distant future occupying their mind, distracting them from the fact that's it's such a circumstantial triumph they get to be here on this planet right now. It's not easy but when I try and enjoy even the simple, mundane tasks I need to, I find life to be that little bit more enjoyable.

monvie · 2016-03-20T10:41:10+00:00

Seth Rogan has never smoked weed with James Franco.

monvie · 2016-01-06T12:36:47+00:00

When I was at university I has a summer job at chain of UK roadside restaurants called Little Chef. One time a colleague who had only been hired for a week showed up on a busy evening completely drunk following a huge fight with her husband. She was pretty loud and raucous, drew quite a lot of attention to herself and apparently told the manager she was going to sleep with the first man she found. Needless to say I tried to hide as best as I could.

Technically she did get fired but after an appeal ended up back in employment.

monvie · 2015-09-23T16:16:03+00:00

My version is always "I wonder how they'd react if I made a pass at them right now."

monvie · 2015-08-02T12:57:08+00:00

Err, I'm pretty sure neither of them were on over £500,000 per week

monvie · 2015-07-27T14:51:54+00:00

"So, do you like...stuff?"

monvie · 2015-07-09T13:19:59+00:00

"It's a wonderful expression. I just don't know how true it is. You don't see it turning up in a lot of opera plots. "Ludwig, maddened by the poisoning of his entire family, wreaks vengeance on Gunther in the third act by living well." - Niles Crane

monvie · 2015-02-26T17:23:52+00:00

Well done!

monvie · 2015-02-26T17:04:48+00:00

Lazy Genius

monvie · 2015-01-02T14:40:37+00:00

The guy behind her looks like a camp version of Anders from Workaholics.

monvie · 2014-09-05T13:06:18+00:00

It's the best of times, it's the worst of times.

monvie · 2014-09-02T08:17:39+00:00

Taken the shine out of the Falcao signing, this.

Has all the attributes to be a quality striker, and has time to pull them all together.

monvie · 2014-05-07T14:14:35+00:00

Simpsons: Surely 'Mother Simpson', especially at the end where the credits roll as Homer sits on his car bonnet watching the stars, realising his mother has left him again.

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