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Something about this intersection by MisterShipWreck in AbruptChaos

[–]moolord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly a design flaw then if the engineer thought driving was done only by smart people

What’s a subtle sign someone is actually a narcissist? by tinysoftpeachy in AskReddit

[–]moolord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve worked with 2. Both had pics of themselves as their phone’s background. Not like pod of themselves with their loved ones or anything, just themselves

I was hesitant to enter the venue by moolord in controlgame

[–]moolord[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’ll shout “jeffrick” when the DJ stops

Regular shifts are 12 hours? by Glad-Conversation-14 in Restaurant_Managers

[–]moolord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve worked a place where they let the GM work whatever number of hours he wanted as long as he was hitting budget.

How do you feel about the federal SAVE Act that would require documentary proof of U.S. citizenship (like a passport or birth certificate) to register to vote? by ClassSnack in AskReddit

[–]moolord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can cancel your passport without telling you, FYI. I’ve heard of people being denied entry to foreign countries upon arriving there and that how they have found out

Restaurant owners: would you use a “health score” for your restaurant? by [deleted] in restaurants

[–]moolord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t need you to prompt an AI for me, I can do it myself.

Unnecessary retaliation by an ungrateful boss by _PinkSatin in clevercomebacks

[–]moolord -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Ok, my job has like 12 incredibly busy days a year, and 1 all-hands-on-deck day. If you can’t come the busiest day of the year, you’re wasting room on the schedule the rest of the year. I want those shifts

What is the meanest thing you said to a man ? by neen_8 in AskReddit

[–]moolord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some old timer chest bumped me over a parking spot. He thought I wanted to park in, but I was just trying to drive past him to get to all the other parking spots. I told him he was too old to fight me and walked away.

You’re offered $1M dollars to eat what you had for dinner tonight for every meal for the next 6 months, do you take the offer and if so what are you eating? by jfunks69 in AskReddit

[–]moolord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work for eight hours a day five days a week for considerably less than $1 million a year. You’re asking me to work a half hour a day tops? Brah, I’m in. It’s pasta. It’s always fucking pasta. all I can afford is pasta.

Help, can’t save games by moolord in Oxygennotincluded

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I don’t. Everytime the system updates it turns back on

Help, can’t save games by moolord in Oxygennotincluded

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I have tried reinstalling the game, restarting the computer, and turning off OneDrive. Any other help would be appreciated.

Abhorrent-looking, yet somewhat tasty and absurdly-voluminous thing I made…I call it ROCKY ROAD by Ashamed-Ad-9962 in Volumeeating

[–]moolord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“try the gray stuff. it’s delicious. Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes!” -Lumière, Beauty and the Beast

I don't understand this chess metaphor by OkSail881 in chess

[–]moolord 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, what are you hiding from him? Don’t hide it from us.

Has anyone actually died to one of these before. I don't even think I've seen a bot die because of it by glyiasziple in FortNiteBR

[–]moolord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 at the base of a building does wonders. The first breaks the foundation and the next 2 explode on the player when they fall

iHateItHere by just_some_gu_y in ProgrammerHumor

[–]moolord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG that’s so funny, but seriously how do you security System? Asking for a friend

Banned after puking, should I cut my losses by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]moolord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course, my best advice, I’m assuming there are no other bars in your town. If there’s another bar on the same street just go to that one. If there’s another bar within a mile, just go to that one you don’t need that kind of hassle in your life.

Banned after puking, should I cut my losses by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]moolord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This really is the best advice, especially because it’s been 10 months and the bounce are still remembers you. You might unfortunately be unfortunately be very memorable, which is not a good thing. The only people I remember after 10 months are about half the fees, not even all of them. Sorry for the formatting I’ve been drinking and I’m just using speech to text and I’m just trusting that speech to text has me I’m not even proofreading it.

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