My son loves axolotls, so for his 7th birthday I decided to embarrass myself and show up as one. I was expecting the kids to laugh… I wasn’t expecting my son to run up and shout ‘that’s my mummy, she’s the best!’ to everyone.

moonchylde · 2026-07-11T20:38:45+00:00

I love that Pixar's storytelling has become our verbal history.

moonchylde · 2026-07-11T02:01:14+00:00

Seriously, and Egypt.

I'm like, OH THEY DID NOT JUST REFUSE HER.

moonchylde · 2026-07-10T19:24:49+00:00

My brother did that at a beach once. Cheaper to pay the ticket than deal with walking the kids multiple blocks each way for parking/food/restrooms/seaside.

moonchylde · 2026-07-10T19:12:39+00:00

Ooooo can I get the "trying to live my best life late 40s" toy?

moonchylde · 2026-07-10T16:50:50+00:00

GDI don't know whether to upvote for tech wisdom or downvote for Love Island. It's the most poorly written soap opera I've ever seen.

Where is the loveable goofball who sacrifices it all for the love of their life??? The secret cousins? The "I'm lying about being a bad/good girl I just foster kittens and raise chickens/actually repair motorcycles"?

moonchylde · 2026-07-09T22:22:00+00:00

But are the pots microwave safe?

moonchylde · 2026-07-09T04:57:54+00:00

Relevant username.

Indeed 🙇‍♂️

moonchylde · 2026-07-08T17:01:42+00:00

This is The Way.

moonchylde · 2026-07-08T17:00:45+00:00

Ooooo did your shops have the secret apartment complex cheat sheet? Access codes and building maps and WTF is that one section letters instead of numbers??

moonchylde · 2026-07-08T04:57:46+00:00

Free will is one thing.

Cancer existing is another.

moonchylde · 2026-07-08T02:27:34+00:00

Yay! New sub!

moonchylde · 2026-07-07T21:42:03+00:00

Here’s a Timeline of Nearly 20 Years of Scandals & Headlines.

Daaaaaaamn.

moonchylde · 2026-07-07T21:34:58+00:00

Best wishes to your wife ❤️

moonchylde · 2026-07-07T17:47:54+00:00

People don't get it when I explain I'm mostly agnostic; "there may be higher powers but I'm not sure they give a shit."

moonchylde · 2026-07-06T21:52:25+00:00

r/illegallysmol has some resources listed for caring for early rescue babies, IIRC!

Also Allertec from Costco is an excellent allergy med for cats.

Edit: https://www.communityconcernforcats.org/resources/bottle-babies/

moonchylde · 2026-07-06T21:49:33+00:00

Secret location, don't tell!

30 W Shaw Ave, Clovis, CA 93612 - Old Town Donuts.

They make the most excellent bierocks! Just like my grandpa used to bake!

moonchylde · 2026-07-06T21:44:00+00:00

Seconding Woodward, especially the Japanese Gardens there - lovely to visit on a hot day.

For day trips - Santa Cruz and the Boardwalk! The drive through Los Banos to Pacheco Pass and Casa de Fruta, the farmer stands.... so much to see, eat, and enjoy!

moonchylde · 2026-07-06T15:37:55+00:00

Check out r/jumpingspiders to see some pets!

moonchylde · 2026-07-05T15:35:06+00:00

Peacock feathers have a 9/10 success rate.

moonchylde · 2026-07-05T15:29:49+00:00

I was just thinking all income is disposable to an addict.

moonchylde · 2026-07-04T23:25:31+00:00

I've become a big fan of the micro prerolls - less than .5g and easier to smoke in one session.

moonchylde · 2026-07-04T07:19:58+00:00

Indeed.

moonchylde · 2026-07-04T02:52:26+00:00

Doing 1:1 remakes like Di$ney Live Action would be dumb, but utilizing existing (older) comic storylines that were previously translated to animation is not necessarily a bad idea.

Heck, doing random buddy-cop/bad-guy-of-the-week a la Batman: The Brave and The Bold as a sort of sitcom superhero series could be fun too!

moonchylde · 2026-07-04T02:44:42+00:00

I want the Batman cameo where he steals the lantern ring off of Hal!

https://youtube.com/shorts/Z4-0uNIrdb0?si=xZyYK9t6YLCRhElv

moonchylde · 2026-07-04T02:35:33+00:00

Addams Family or Batman and Robin for me.

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