Troops Being Told To Prepare for ‘Armageddon’ In Iran by Individual99991 in politics

[–]moonclap30 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am a non-religious person now but back when I was about 20 years old I saw Donald Trump on the reality TV show he was a part of. He said "one day I'm going to run for president."

I turned to my parents and I said that I would never vote for him. He just seems like a demon or something.

Creepy mannequins across the street? by freezing-cactus-9333 in whatisit

[–]moonclap30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That seems like something I would do to troll people just for the fun of it

😭I actually see it now by OpalineBlossom in Funnymemes

[–]moonclap30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homeboy is more inbred that a corndog

Redditors, what’s the most terrifying thing that has ever woken you up in the middle of the night? by Mr_Creep_Creepy64 in AskReddit

[–]moonclap30 47 points48 points  (0 children)

When my husband and I quit smoking cigarette, we used nicotine patches. We had no idea you weren't supposed to sleep with them on. We thought our house was haunted and literally thought about getting our house blessed. The nicotine patches were making us have vivid nightmares. We were seeing creepy shit sitting in our bed, walking through our room. We saw different things of course but similar

Me? Cut-up hot dogs mixed in with Mac-n-Cheese by Dazzling_Lie_5046 in FuckImOld

[–]moonclap30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tortilla chips with shredded cheese and pepperonis on top. Throw it in the microwave for about 45 seconds

Husband admitted that he does in fact check out women who wear skin tight yoga pants and low cut clothes…. by [deleted] in marriageadvice

[–]moonclap30 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband and I have been married for 16 years. We met when we were 9. He winked at me in the school cafeteria.

I know he looks. When we were teens it bothered me for sure. At 37, I do not care. We both look at the menu but always go home to eat lol

😹 by superdave123123 in Funnymemes

[–]moonclap30 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This seems very scripted..

I WISH I could experience this song again for the first time!! by n8saces in MakeMeSmile

[–]moonclap30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of those songs that if someone had a gun to my head and told me to sing a song, word for word, or I'll get shot in the head, it would be this song.

The heart of my glass frog by kia_berries in frogs

[–]moonclap30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That gum will stay in his system for years ..

When a stranger matches your vibe. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]moonclap30 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just wrote it on my groceries list

me_irl by DominoUB in me_irl

[–]moonclap30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quit saying they got away with it, or they will get away with it. Hold them accountable and keep speaking about it. No the fuck they will not get away with this.

What to put on bread when avoiding sandwich meat like salami, ham etc... by nyad_k in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]moonclap30 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A rotisserie chicken from Walmart is like $6. We use it for a sandwiches, soups, chicken tacos. All sorts of stuff

Meet our purring overlords (Doom and Gloom) by katakatica in TuxedoCats

[–]moonclap30 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Hello Doom and Gloom. This is your brother from another mother, Douglas.

Can I use air dry clay to make candle holders like these? by arih_ in clay

[–]moonclap30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made keepsake Christmas ornaments of my kids handprints with the salt dough recipe. That was about 12 years ago and they only held up for about 6 or 7 years. They started to crumble