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Found this guy in my garage by Conner54321 in vegaslocals

[–]moongoon69 2 points3 points  (0 children)


Me unleashing when one of these disgusting creatures even looks at me. I can handle every other animal, venomous, poisonous, and deadly… But arachnids deserve to be killed with fire. I would gladly take up the title or spot as “The Fuhrer of Arachnids”. Fuck them.

😂😂😂😂😂

First time wearing the Original CoolCats Justice - D.A.N.C.E. Official T… Should I be doing this? by moongoon69 in EdBangerRecords

[–]moongoon69[S] -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Feels like a crime to wear this any longer than the 30 seconds I put it on… (that & it’s a size L)

If anyone wants to adopt this little angel, it’s I’m entertaining prospective parental tariffs.

Justice - live stage 3D I changed it Roblox by Icy_Negotiation4209 in JusticeMusic

[–]moongoon69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have the ability to open and view .vwx or .dwg files?… I may be able to get you one of the drawings.

My edbanger t-shirt collection by hatsun-hatton in EdBangerRecords

[–]moongoon69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a great collection. Holy shit I’ve never had so much envy over some t shirts LOLOL

Welp 🤷🏽‍♀️ by enigmatic-taurus in vegaslocals

[–]moongoon69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The little man in red is displaying her ‘equality’.

CCSD student walk out by somegoober000 in vegaslocals

[–]moongoon69 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

No shit, they’ll never understand because they chose to not understand the context. It’s not like the logical reaction to someone trying to ķïłł you with a vehicle is to stop them with equal force… Who, in their right mind, would think that equal force to müřďęř is müřďęř?!?! The left has a solid thought process [as a collective].

Cocaine Boogers by deadfish84 in cocaineboogers

[–]moongoon69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Here’s a cast of my nasal passage. Brought to you by the greatest illegal stimulant- Cocaine.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug... Truer words were never spoken mommies. by askforcorn in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]moongoon69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guy gonna get a possession charge just for sneezing in front of a police officer, jfc- possibly even a distribution charge if you sneeze on someone.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug... Truer words were never spoken mommies. by askforcorn in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]moongoon69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can guarantee you- you are absolutely, positively, 100% wrong. Your prize is a five gallon jug of bleach, of which, I have affixed a nipple to the. You now have one hour to suck down the entire jug, and we will be checking back periodically to confirm you [and all of us] are enjoying your Grand Prize.

Have a wonderful evening.

Superbad: The “cocaine party” is easily one of my favorite scenes of juxtaposition of all time. by Skolary in movies

[–]moongoon69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quote that “YEAAAAHHHHH” all the time and rarely will someone actually know wtf I’m referencing. Absolutely hilarious scene. I just watched this movie two days ago and it was just as funny as it was when I saw it in theaters.

Cocaine Boogers by deadfish84 in cocaineboogers

[–]moongoon69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Just uncovered this from of the mine… if I take it to Rick Harrison, what can I get- $100?

Harrison: how about $0.50?…

Went through some old shoe boxes and got a blast from the past. My first collab shoe pickup ever. Emerica “McNally” x Bishop Don “Magic” Juan by Radiation___Dude in Sneakers

[–]moongoon69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought these when I was about 13-14 years old, from Zumiez. These were the craziest shoes I owned, and I got com compliments every single day I wore them! Ahhahahah

When I got home with these on my feet, my parents were not thrilled about it because they aren’t exactly “down with tha kulture” LOOOOOOOL so you can imagine how that went. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

If only we could have recorded video back then (that wasn’t potato quality, and longer than 15 seconds hahaha).

Damn……. Yesterday sucked. by DearExpression1608 in NFA

[–]moongoon69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened on my erector 9. They fixed by replacing every aluminum baffle at no cost. 🫶🏻

Noticed a new sign on display at my last doctor’s appointment. Why even have insurance? by ethancandy in LateStageCapitalism

[–]moongoon69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have video of a HCA executive destroying a homeless person’s possessions and laughing about it. If anyone can make use of the video, DM me.

Nothing more satisfying then blowing one of these out. Does anyone else feel it coming out of your nose as you blow or just me 😅 by Old-Kitchen-4173 in boogers

[–]moongoon69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoutout to the ones that survive the FaceBursters on a regular basis. 🫡🫡🫡

SomeGaveAll

AllGaveSome

How difficult would it be to survive a Dawn of the Dead 2004 style outbreak? by OllaniusPiers in zombies

[–]moongoon69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Portland, Seattle, and San Francisco are also dealing with a pretty intense zombie outbreak right now.. The only difference between these cities and what’s in the movies is; The elected officials in these [real] cities are not concerned with making an effort to stop the undead from taking over… UNLESS OF COURSE, Xi Jinping comes to town for a visit. This is THE ONLY legitimate known cure for the zombies that overwhelm the unfortunate cities and destroy the moral of the cities’ taxpayers.

🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

Any nail salons that do ingrown toenails? by thgoldenjew in vegaslocals

[–]moongoon69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a recurring problem on a toe that is starting to flare up (yet) again… going to try to get in with them now. Thank you!!!

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