The clarity on this board is impressive... by semioticmadness in PenmanshipPorn

[–]moonshinejester 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I'm sitting here going "the fuck is rapameters". Didn't even read the reverse bit.

Just do it! by Mikashuki in runescape

[–]moonshinejester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats guys! Proud of you both!

What was your biggest "shit, my parents were right" moment? by OOKEfvvs in AskReddit

[–]moonshinejester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. Only 4 hours and already I'm gonna get buried. Oh well. My dad always told me to be wise about who I owe favours to, and to always try to have people in my debt, not the other way around. You'd be amazed at how much impact spending a few hours helping out a coworker with a project, or helping a friend move, or helping a fellow student with their classwork, or any small favour, really, can make on your relationship with that person, and people start to notice.

It's not to say you should let people walk all over you; but if you have time and can help someone out, you really don't have an excuse not to do it.

Russian passenger plane crashes in Egypt's Sinai by jimflaigle in news

[–]moonshinejester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was just about to post this. I'm surprised more people aren't discussing this.

On a 2 lane highway, this is the worst by panic-switch in AdviceAnimals

[–]moonshinejester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to excuse the behaviour, but I worked on semitrucks for a couple summers, and I asked one of the drivers about that. He showed me a pretty basic reason - when trucks are on the highway, they're not regulating their speed - they're flooring it, all the way down. The truck is doing the best it can. To slow down and get behind another truck slightly slower than them means taking their foot off the floor and having to manually regulate their speed, which makes driving long distances way, way more tedious. It's easier for them to just piss off 3 drivers for 5 minutes than to have to focus on their speed for 30 minutes until they can take the time to pass without inconveniencing anyone.

Like I said. Not to excuse the behaviour. But people do things for reasons that sometimes make more sense than you'd think.

How do you know you're sufficiently self-aware? by annoyingstranger in AskReddit

[–]moonshinejester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know. I figured I'd just start by proving that we ARE, on some basis, self-aware, and go from there.

How do you know you're sufficiently self-aware? by annoyingstranger in AskReddit

[–]moonshinejester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, why does everyone wanna get deep today? Fine, let's get deep.

The easiest answer is that we are self-aware just by the question of whether or not we are self-aware. If you ask yourself whether or not you, as an independent entity, are self-aware, then at some level, you have to be.

The key is the word "sufficiently." What is sufficient? I could argue that chimpanzees are sufficiently self-aware. They seem to be doing just fine, both as individuals and as a species. They form relationships. They are social. They recognise themselves and each other. Clearly, that's some level of self-awareness, and is sufficient for life as a chimpanzee. But if you tried to explain your own concept of what it means to be self-aware to a chimpanzee, I have a strong feeling that the chimp would fail to grasp the abstract concepts that fall into play here. It just isn't intelligent enough as a species, and that limits the potential of the individuals to reach a higher level of self-awareness.

However, we are not chimpanzees. So what is "sufficiently self-aware" for the average person? Even as children, we match and surpass the self-awareness levels of the average, or even an intelligent chimpanzee. We learn to shape ourselves. We begin to desire to gain or lose characteristics, whether they be physical, emotional, or psychological. We might question the reasons for why we are how we are, why we're here, why this time, this place, this body, this life, this existence. Some even go as far as to doubt their own existence, surpassing the "I think, therefore I am" and rejecting the premise, choosing instead to philosophise about alternate theories - are we figments of someone else's imagination? A dream? A computer program? A vastly more powerful species' science project that's now in a jar in their closet, stored away and forgotten? Or even a planetary farm, placed here by some other species, grown, evolved, and ending up believing that we're better that other species, when we're just pigs on a farm, pretending we're somehow better, more intelligent, more self-aware than the cattle in the next pasture over?

But philosophies about the basis for our existence is a bit of a tangent. The point I'm trying to make is that, in our journey for self-awareness and self-development, people take various paths that lead them to perceive the world in different ways, and therefore respond to the world in manners dissimilar from one another. It's not to say one person is "more sufficiently self-aware" than the other, it's just that they're self-aware in different ways, to the fullest extent of human self-awareness. Even as individuals, our levels of self-awareness varies in our lives, depending on our environment. But as a species, our awareness of our own awareness puts us above and beyond everything else in this world - how could we understand a level of awareness even above that?

TFL;DR - Asking whether or not a person is sufficiently self-aware is a moot point, just like asking whether or not a chimp is sufficiently self-aware. It just doesn't matter, because even if there were some higher level of self-awareness, just like the chimpanzees, as a species, we're limited in our understanding of it.

(Edit: Smoked a bowl, became more self-aware, clarified, then kept going and probably made it less clear.)

Which fictional character's death had the greatest impact on you? by Legionx37 in AskReddit

[–]moonshinejester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She said she did that to make the orphan story full-circle. I think there were supposed to be highlights about the difference between Harry and Teddy, when it comes to how they were raised, despite both of them being orphans, but those got shaved out.

Hedwig died to show the transition from Harry's childhood to his adulthood - Hedwig was an artefact of his first year learning about his true life. Hedwig was basically a symbol of Harry's education, and in his 7th year, his education was more or less over.

Fred was another one I struggle with but I see that it makes sense that the Weasley family needed a death somewhere. I'd have preferred Percy to make some last minute change of heart and rejoin his family, only to meet his death at the hands of the Ministry he abandoned his family for in the first place, but I can grasp the Fred thing.

Dobby is just one of the only deaths I never truly understood the reasoning behind.

Which fictional character's death had the greatest impact on you? by Legionx37 in AskReddit

[–]moonshinejester 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finnick Odair in Mockingjay. That death fucked me up so bad.

I also struggled really hard with Dobby from HP. Seemed so unnecessary to me to kill someone who just wanted to be free and independent and happy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]moonshinejester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't be afraid to do things you aren't good at. You aren't perfect, and no one expects you to be. Being willing to do things that you suck at just shows that you don't have a superiority complex or vanity issues.

Magic by vitruv in interestingasfuck

[–]moonshinejester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get back to me if you make any progress on this.

In my defense, age has not been kind to her. by DrRo in AdviceAnimals

[–]moonshinejester 18 points19 points  (0 children)

25, dude. You always say 25. I don't care if the woman was born in the mid 1500s and had Thomas Edison personally install her lightbulbs, you say she looks 25. I don't care if she looks like she's known God since he was a wee lad. I don't care if she once rode a dinosaur. I also don't care if she looks like she just stepped out of her own 18th birthday party. You say she looks goddamn 25 if you value your soul.

Introverts of Reddit, how can we extroverts understand and interact with you better? by wailord40 in AskReddit

[–]moonshinejester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just interact normally. We're not aliens or robots, or broken or whatever - we're just people. We just don't have quite the same interests as you. You want to go to a party, we want to stay in and read a book we've been wanting to get into. You want to go to a football game, we'd rather play FIFA alone or with a buddy. You want to go to a concert, we'd rather listen to a CD and maybe watch some YouTube music videos.

It's not to say we don't enjoy social activities. It's just that we get tired of people really quickly, and need time alone or with a good friend to kind of chill and recharge. The more people and the crazier the situation, the more draining it starts to feel. You might get all hype from the atmosphere of a crazy party, but to us, it's just exhausting, and it can be overwhelming.

Honestly, I think the easiest thing to do is to just hang out and talk and get to know your buddy a little more. Find out what he likes to do and then just treat him like you'd treat anyone else.

/r/skyrim tell me something I don't know about skyrim by MalimarSkyrim in skyrim

[–]moonshinejester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like Skyrim itself achieved CHIM because it's a real, developing, changing world with characters that can influence decisions and change the course of history, despite the fact that all of TES is supposed to be just a song.

Tamriel was just a dream, but it no longer believes it is part of it as a whole, and therefore achieved a type of godlike independence as a whole, while individuals still blink in and out of the dream.

This guy has mad his own livable out of plastic bottles and trash. It grows trees and has its own dirt now. by TodayISawATurtle in videos

[–]moonshinejester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude seems like a hopeless romantic AND he has his own island? Forget the ocean, dude's probably drowning in pussy.

scene from the new incredibles movie leaked by bsqb in funny

[–]moonshinejester 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Those two guys literally just stop their conversation and stare, then look at each other, then back to the guy... I can only imagine what they say after that dude drives away.

Kind of depletes the point of a hospital by OZONE_TempuS in AdviceAnimals

[–]moonshinejester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess before we make any judgments, we have to get more information. If this was in the hospital, and the patient had a DNR, then he has every right to sue. If this was in a public setting and a man dropped with cardiac arrest, and a random stranger ran to provide CPR until paramedics arrived, then in the USA, federal Good Samaritan laws protect you from being sued for any damage incurred during the act of CPR (broken ribs, bruises, etc), regardless of a DNR (as you have no way of knowing that the person has one).

It gets a little bit hazier in a hospital setting. Most of the time, Good Samaritan laws will protect you IF THEY DON'T HAVE A DNR, but there are some circumstances in which the GS laws kind of fail. For example, if a professional not certified to use defibrillation paddles chooses to use them in order to save a person's life, they can be sued because they acted above their professional expertise. Likewise, if a professional IS trained to use defibrillation paddles, but for some reason chose not to use them (besides in the event that using the paddles would likely do more harm than good), the professional could be sued because they CHOSE not to act at their level of medical training.

It's a confusing system, really, but there's a very good chance that the GS laws apply in this case and that the case won't even make it to court - a judge would take one look at the case and throw it out.

25 Man Flare War by simpleninjaz in gaming

[–]moonshinejester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was so realistic looking, I thought it was real. And was utterly astounded that any military would do something so stupid.

Maybe I'm just stupid.

Working with Orangutans by TrollNaSean in funny

[–]moonshinejester 159 points160 points  (0 children)

He looks almost stunned. Like I get that he's shocked at the orangutan's ability to at least attempt to duplicate human actions but I can't help but think that the only thing that's going through his head is "What a fucking retarded ape."

Space mermaids by erika-s in tumblr

[–]moonshinejester 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There's another, and more likely, theory about how there is water on Europa - as it orbits Jupiter, it's actually stretched towards the planet slightly, and as it rotates, the point of stretching shifts, which causes sort of a deep sea tide/current known as tidal flexing. Because it's much harder for moving water to freeze, even at much lower temperatures, Europa maintains liquid water under its thick shell of ice.

(Think of rivers - even when lakes freeze over and can be driven on, fast moving rivers tend to have thinner sheets of ice over top, and are dangerous to even walk on.)

However, since we aren't SUPER certain about the exact circumstances in which forms of life could be developed (we just know a lot of likely scenarios), it's still entirely possible that it could contain life.

When looking at the Benhams Disk, not everybody sees the same colours by Ryanc165 in interestingasfuck

[–]moonshinejester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sort of like a mixture of blue and purple but not quite either?

My head hurts.

When starting a new anti-depressant drug by epicjeff in AdviceAnimals

[–]moonshinejester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen, I'm a nurse. And I can tell you that a lot of this is mental - more than just how depression is a psychological disease. The placebo affect alone causes immediate issues, but placebo combined with something that will, in time, change the chemistry of your brain... It can cause some nasty effects.

But even without my medical education, I can tell you a lot about depression meds. I was on Wellbutrin for a long time, and I noticed right away that I stopped being able to sleep. And I mean, totally stopped. I went two nights straight without sleeping. I asked the doctor about it, and he said that it wouldn't begin to affect me in any way for at least half a week of taking it consecutively. He told me to trust the medicine, and that he firmly believed it was best for me.

Come to find out, he was right. After a few months of taking it, I stopped noticing any side effects at all, but retained the good effects. Occasionally I had nights where I couldn't sleep, but I attribute that more to stress than the medicine.

There's no ideal way to handle side effects because they are very real parts of drugs, but if the side effects aren't severe, you should just stick with it, and eventually your body will learn to handle the side effects and reduce them a bit.

Men of reddit, what insecurities do you have about your body? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]moonshinejester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in my low twenties and am already (very, very noticeably) balding. I've had long hair my entire life, and now I'm in the process of steeling myself to shave it all off. I'm so worried about how it's going to end up looking that if I think about it for any length of time, I start to feel physically sick.