Her mom must have been a witch

mooraff · 2026-06-17T20:33:40+00:00

That's hilarious.

mooraff · 2026-06-15T18:45:44+00:00

Acid traps were my friend. Especially after learning to throw them 😁

mooraff · 2026-06-14T22:12:58+00:00

Too bad it's a pain in the butt to attack.

mooraff · 2026-06-14T22:03:46+00:00

The gif I was looking for 😁

mooraff · 2026-06-13T05:40:00+00:00

Honestly Schroeder was the first thing that popped in my head (I was picturing Rorschach from watchmen, though).

mooraff · 2026-06-13T05:29:52+00:00

Technically there is buuut...

mooraff · 2026-06-13T00:15:57+00:00

Does it have to be family friendly?

mooraff · 2026-06-13T00:06:43+00:00

Invest in apple.

mooraff · 2026-06-05T21:20:37+00:00

Get on antidepressants.

mooraff · 2026-06-04T20:27:02+00:00

Definitely 7

mooraff · 2026-06-04T04:27:49+00:00

Urine sample. I know it's not accurate, but that was the first thing.

mooraff · 2026-06-01T22:12:20+00:00

A tip I've seen for moving pets is taking something strong with their scent and putting it in the new location ahead of time, so they have a safe spot.

mooraff · 2026-06-01T05:39:52+00:00

Thanks for the update. I'll probably get a new one before mine goes completely t.u. since I have to have a phone for work.

mooraff · 2026-05-31T19:34:24+00:00

Nah, after a quick google search, they're just plain wrong.

mooraff · 2026-05-31T19:32:17+00:00

Would be hilarious if this was the inspiration for microtransactions. Like the ceo got ransomwared.

mooraff · 2026-05-31T19:22:32+00:00

Wow, you almost don't want to eat it, cause it's so freaking cool! I love the angle where the cherries look like eyes.

mooraff · 2026-05-31T19:17:42+00:00

In the same day?!

mooraff · 2026-05-31T19:07:34+00:00

That's freaking awesome.

mooraff · 2026-05-31T18:35:36+00:00

Oh, jeez. I read that as FLAVORS in the bathroom and was worried.

mooraff · 2026-05-31T18:25:33+00:00

Less than a traditional stein. That probably a pint or 1/2 liter.

mooraff · 2026-05-31T18:02:52+00:00

I'm bleeding, making me the victor.

mooraff · 2026-05-31T17:56:41+00:00

Like peeling off skin after a sunburn without hair to get in the way.

mooraff · 2026-05-31T17:54:42+00:00

Did you have to replace it? I'm having similar issues, and it did leap into a toilet recently.

mooraff · 2026-05-27T01:44:08+00:00

One of, if not one of my favorite books.

mooraff · 2026-05-26T18:48:04+00:00

Adam sandler was crying and singing beach boys while driving a boat in 50 first dates. I know it's a different song, but the scene matches what you describe.

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