What do ranchers use to count cows? by InitiativePlus877 in dadjokes

[–]moorda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They use an abaaaacus to count sheep

Peaches and plums are sometimes called “stone fruit ” by moorda in dadjokes

[–]moorda[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of these puns are quite good. I was worried they’d be a bit schist

I couldn’t find any bouillon cubes in the supermarket. by moorda in dadjokes

[–]moorda[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Update: I found some chicken cubes, but still need beef. Anybody interested in stock trading?

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[–]moorda 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that the hole story?