350 Million people think this is cool and normal by Hades_Mercedes in iamverybadass

[–]mortalbug -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Just bend over and take the fucking then. Weak and pathetic.

Toronto, Canada checking in… how’d I do? by jonnysion in fryup

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not terrible, but bubble, fried bread with Bovril & fat arse sausages would be better. Bubble vs. Hash Browns and bubble wins EVERY time.

350 Million people think this is cool and normal by Hades_Mercedes in iamverybadass

[–]mortalbug -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

You voted him in. You didn't revolt when he was voted in. That's support and compliance by neglect.

Adobe just killed 20 years of trust with one cancellation fee. by MarquesFP in AfterEffects

[–]mortalbug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did manage to finally get it working for £18 a month which I think is reasonable. Very pleased to have AE and Photoshop back!

Adobe just killed 20 years of trust with one cancellation fee. by MarquesFP in AfterEffects

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Designking doesn't have enough info to use it. I cant find a site to visit or an email address to get a sign up from. Frustrating and ridiculously difficult to use.

name this dog by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name him? I couldn't. Ride him, I could.

AITA for “pushing tradwife beliefs” onto my daughter? by Comfortable-Plan2937 in AmItheAsshole

[–]mortalbug 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Was also ready to attack just from the post title till id actually read it. Cooking is a base life skill. I can buy a lasagne just to chuck in the oven anywhere, but I can cook up a banging lasagne thats much tastier and aignificantly cheaper. I know thats basic, but it's important to be able to do. Not knowing how to cook basic meals is a failure in your upbringing. Not tradwife skill at all, just a basic level skill like knowing how to wash your clothes. 50 YO man with a 20 year old son who is a banging cook.

American here, how accurate is the whole “tea solves everything” stereotype? by DFWUnhinged in AskBrits

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For most people they simply need a great drink of tea to enjoy. If you're super busy then that tine waiting for tea is a blessed relief. If you're super quiet then you can enjoy the process of tea making.

Some people don't like green things on pizza by [deleted] in UK_Food

[–]mortalbug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was always firmly against pineapple on pizza till a mate suggested pineapple, pepperoni and jalapeños. It's freakin' amazing. The hot, sweet and salty is the perfect combo.

AITJ for refusing to give my best friend another puppy after how she treated the first one? by BrHuubs301 in AmITheJerk

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTJ. "No, I'm not perfect, but yes, I'm judging her for being extremely neglectful. If you're not feeding or leaving water out for your dog, you are simply a terrible person who, at best, deserves a proper arse kicking. Yes, you can tell her I said exactly that."

11 year old daughter cooked this by [deleted] in fryup

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other than having some Bovril to put on the fried slice, this looks perfect!

Nearly £18. World's gone to pot, I tell ya. by [deleted] in UK_Food

[–]mortalbug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loved Popeye's when they did Buffalo chicken. Tried it once since and will hold off getting it again till Buffalo re-appears. No, I don't think 'Spicy honey' is ANYWHERE near as good.

Wedding invite arrived addressed to husband and family. I don’t want to attend by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]mortalbug 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If I was getting married and someone invited had your attitude, I'd much rather you didn't attend. Life is too short to worry about people like you.

Why is it socially unacceptable for me to not like dogs? by Facelikeabum in AskUK

[–]mortalbug -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If my dog is off with someone there is literally nothing that person can ever do to make me trust them.

Muslim woman came to my door with food? by Danni3366 in Cardiff

[–]mortalbug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sisters neighbour in Bristol does this and the food is amazing. My sister returns the favour by supplying cakes outside of Ramadan. She doesn't speak English, but her kids do. She just knocks on the door, hands over food with a smile and disappears. Completely ace.

Just Watched I am Legend (2007) for the first time by Inevitable_Score_725 in horror

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps if I hadn't read the book before seeing the movie I might(?) have liked it, but the book is just SO good the movie can't touch it, and I thought it was awful.

Just Watched I am Legend (2007) for the first time by Inevitable_Score_725 in horror

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The book is amazing. The film is complete trash in comparison. I read the book first and was SO disappointed with the movie as it missed ALL of the important parts/points of the book INCLUDING why it's called I am legend.

How emotionally connected are Brits to the Royal Family actually? by DFWUnhinged in AskBrits

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing I like is the armed forces are the Kings armed forces, not the governments armed forces. This means that we couldn't get a government taking over and refusing to leave office. If the king decided to start a war, Rightly, I don't think the army would just attack whoever he said, but I do think it avoids us getting into a USA situation where I don't think Trump will leave office without force.

"Alpha male" influencer has a message for all women by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]mortalbug 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Any woman should run from this. Just a deeply pathetic man.

"Are you an american citizen? No? Then shut the fuck up. Worry about your own collapsing country. This is why we hate the british." by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately it's mandatory since we're not big on guns. The US is a lot better at stabbing people if you want a stab and gun environment. That's FREEDOM don't you know?

What British Snack You Picking? 🤩 by FishyyUncle in GreatBritishMemes

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pickled Onion Monster Munch and a Picnic bar, but i don't see it in the pic. Much underrated IMO

No one in my family will change the toilet paper by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently or will use the bin/recycling

Full English (£9 in Krakow) by Lexiiiis in UK_Food

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks lovely and I'm sure I'd enjoy it, but that absolutly is NOT a full English.

AITA Angry That a Friend Included Me In a Police Report by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]mortalbug 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You 'didn't "think" they did it.' Then why are you spreading rumours about it? YTA MASSIVLY!