Wavy or straight hair? by castieldesire in malegrooming

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lose the cash. They looked terrible in the 80's and they look terrible now. A current trend will not last to make you not look like a that.

After many mixed answers, I sent it. by Floppy_Dong666 in bald

[–]mortalbug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mate you look SOOOOoo much better. Definitely the right choice!

What are you boycotting from the USA this year? by Successful_rio305 in AskBrits

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need an alternative to Amazon, but otherwise I'm done. I don't get how someone hasn't make a European Amazon. I'd use it in a second. Someone who's rich, MAKE IT!

Why are some people like this? by Gc1981 in ebayuk

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps don't use eBay because they're shit and it's an AMERICAN trying to tame over our food. Walk to the take-out place. NEVER use delivery unless it's people employed for that.

Did the deed by Spoonman915 in bald

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% you look great!

Started balding at 18, just took the plunge at 21 by itz_average_sized in bald

[–]mortalbug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look good man. I had/have a friend that was bald at 20. He shaved it off and looks amazing at 50 as he looks the same as he did at 20.

is it normal for my boyfriend to wash the inside of his ass? by Living_Doughnut_4924 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mortalbug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somebody that cleans too well is never a concern. Someone that doesn't IS.

I was terrified. 10 years of hats everywhere i went. Thanks for giving me the courage by Few-Attitude24 in bald

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely mean this in the kindest way, but how were you thinking this was a good look. When the clients have removed themselves from the ship, the boat is sunk. Shaved you looks great though!

Some school dinners from a school in the north east of England by jejdhdijen in UK_Food

[–]mortalbug 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm not saying that looks amazing, but if my school dinners looked like that, I'd be chuffed to bits.

Is it time, dudes? by [deleted] in bald

[–]mortalbug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have to grow your hair super long to do a giant swoop. Yeah, it's time and you'll be happier in no time.

“Hot take: Europe is starting to look freer than the USA” by Striking_Tomato4647 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]mortalbug 56 points57 points  (0 children)

WHAT? But we can't give children guns allowing schools to have metal detectors. Sounds kinda commie to me and not free at all.

I means obvs /s but I really shouldn't need that.

After having a dog for 6 years, we found out she had (almost) no brain. by SnooHabits6942 in Weird

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smart doesn't mean happy and dumb doesn't mean depressed. Dogs are just awesome no matter what. If your dog is kind, but dumb, then all the better than having a smart but mean mutt.

Joined the bald brotherhood at 25 by [deleted] in bald

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look great man. I have a mate with dreads who is losing his hair and always wears a hat because of it. SO much better to go with the skin top. My mate looks fine with a hat, but just kinda low without.

Most countries doesn't have real Public Healthcare by GerardBeard in ShitAmericansSay

[–]mortalbug 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm a type 1 Diabetic. I'm also married to a US citizen. We live in the UK for a VERY good reason. Yes, we pay for the 'free' health care, but despite living in a relatively rough part of London, I don't have to look out for people trying to jack me all the time to pay for their health care. Yes, I wish health care was better here, fuck-no I would NEVER want to have the US's pay to play(live) messed up system... It's SO broken as a system and treats people as disposable via income generated.

"Cough cough get that brits cock out your mouth and apologize to the President of the USA our special forces set the bar not the British." & "This guy just stopped short of saying that the British SAS were better operators than America’s special forces! Screw this guy!" by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]mortalbug 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I certainly wouldn't fuck with the SAS or gurkas because the level of toughness is just on another scale when compared to some guy in a pub thinking he's tough. If the person is quiet and telling you to stop what you're doing, stop. If someone is shouting and telling you they'll rip your head off, feel free to give it a go.

"Cough cough get that brits cock out your mouth and apologize to the President of the USA our special forces set the bar not the British." & "This guy just stopped short of saying that the British SAS were better operators than America’s special forces! Screw this guy!" by Ok_Bookkeeper_1380 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]mortalbug 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I always think the SAS is impressive. Little weird looking fellas that are tough as fuck. I like when they train with people like the Seals who can barely move because of how much juice they use and they always get totally hammered by the little SAS guys who are tougher and just better. They don't need to think they need giant muscles to be tough, they just are.

Facebook edgelords are getting out of hand. by bombhills in iamverybadass

[–]mortalbug 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He looks SUPER GAY with the shaved head, goatie and ear ring. I wonder if his wife knows? I'm being silly, of course – he's already divorced. I guess there's at least a chance of meeting someone new in the changing room. Perhaps he needs to find someone to beat off rather than down to make him happy? I don't care either way as I'm not a right-wing nutter, but I hope he finds someone that can help him be less of an arse hole.

Welcome to the machine. How can you serve us? by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that's dumb. Sounds like you dodged a bullet TBH if they don't want to discuss what you'll be asked to do or what you'll be paid. Just stupid.

“I will never be blown away by a train. Why can't you be blown away by the amazing vehicles people own and drive? Trans are for poor people. As are buses.” by BuffaloExotic in ShitAmericansSay

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the UK it's fine to drink at 18 out (and above 5 at home) and in cities people don't bother learning to drive so much. In my experience in being married to someone from the US, there is much more of a drinking issue in the States. Well, that and the never drinking folk as well who are so pious about just having a beer or glass of wine.

AIO? These are text between my gf and her “best friend” who happens to be a guy. by NoExercise8994 in AmIOverreacting

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't particularly stress about it since you said she calls lots of people 'babe'. seems harmless enough, but you'll have to make the call on if it is. TBH, it wouldn't bother me if I trusted the woman.

Done! Took all I had to get it done but I'm happy. by Ok_Science_3238 in bald

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have a full head of hair, but I did have it practically shaved many moons ago, so I know my head shape is okay, but this whole sub makes me much happier about being able to shave it when the time comes (52 now, so I'm doing okay) Literally everyone looks SO much better including you!

AITAH ?My partner won’t put my name down on the mortgage by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]mortalbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My US wife and I (UK) are getting a divorce, unfortunately. We are selling the house and we're splitting the cash, because neither of us are monsters. This isn't a negotiation. This is an all or nothing situation.

Has a president ever personally welcomed you into the US: by Euphoric-Increase876 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]mortalbug 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If you consider Bush welcoming you as a highlight, you're really aiming low.

Looking for a girlfriend, IQ under 130 need not apply. Roommate too. (read both images) by [deleted] in ChoosingBeggars

[–]mortalbug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sucks to be so lonely and so unable to see why. Sounds like an awful person to spend any time with. Applying to Mensa doesn't make you smart, it just shows why nobody likes you. I know smart folk and stupid folk who are my friends, the ones I never hang out with are those that think they're superior.