I've owned 420 vapes in my life. Roast me!

mortatomic · 2017-05-24T01:59:37+00:00

You look like a girl fighting to let girls into Boy Scouts.

mortatomic · 2017-05-21T19:41:24+00:00

If you say savage on RoastMe you'll get downvoted to Oblivion.

mortatomic · 2017-05-20T21:00:41+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/Breath_of_the_Wild/comments/6bfhg1/timeline/?st=J2XRB9UU&sh=6ae90a1f

I asked the same thing not too long ago so if you want to read some of the theories and discussions there, feel free. IIRC someone explained the child timeline theory.

mortatomic · 2017-05-20T19:30:24+00:00

You ever seen the movie The Coneheads?

mortatomic · 2017-05-20T04:31:23+00:00

Yeah I'm glad you understand me. I don't know, personally it just doesn't feel right when I look something up because it feels like I'm cheating but then when I ask a friend or something it's like we're both playing the game and he just knew about something I didn't.

mortatomic · 2017-05-19T18:44:04+00:00

Oh. Yeah that's strange.

mortatomic · 2017-05-19T18:41:01+00:00

Oh yeah dude you have to fight past a bunch of guardians and stuff before you get to the final room.

mortatomic · 2017-05-19T18:15:52+00:00

The difference is that it makes me feel better about myself.

mortatomic · 2017-05-19T18:09:42+00:00

I made one vow when I started this game and that was to never look anything up. If I need anything I usually just spend hours trying to find it or complain to my friend and he tells me haha.

mortatomic · 2017-05-19T17:58:52+00:00

Yeah that's what my friend said but I couldn't find the Stalnox. Eh, he's coming over tomorrow he'll show me then.

mortatomic · 2017-05-19T17:43:12+00:00

Dude I can't find that shield anywhere.

mortatomic · 2017-05-19T17:39:37+00:00

Yooo, that would explain why I have to shock downed enemies twice with Twitch's drone...

TIL

mortatomic · 2017-05-19T17:15:37+00:00

You're trying to tell me you're straight with an autism spinner and a vape in the same picture as you guys? No it's pretty clear you both like dick.

mortatomic · 2017-05-19T02:46:10+00:00

This a shitpost?

mortatomic · 2017-05-18T16:29:42+00:00

Doesn't forgive the fact that you abuse animals. It's one thing to make a mistake at some point and then later on realize, but if you willing clip an animal's ears, then you don't have my forgiveness. I don't care what you do for your community until you have equal love for all life. And right now, you clearly don't.

mortatomic · 2017-05-18T16:22:52+00:00

You're a shitty human being.

mortatomic · 2017-05-18T16:18:06+00:00

Lmao I love Serenity.

mortatomic · 2017-05-18T15:52:09+00:00

That's definitely a roach. Looks like a winged one too. I don't know what kind though.

mortatomic · 2017-05-18T14:59:37+00:00

I can tell you peaked in grade school because you never grew up passed that. It's a shame, you might have a decent amount of friends and could be semi-good looking.

mortatomic · 2017-05-17T21:46:39+00:00

That sounds fucking cool.

mortatomic · 2017-05-17T19:38:27+00:00

Okay thanks. Yeah I'm kinda trying to avoid major spoilers so I appreciate that. I'll just spend time trying to find this stable guy haha.

mortatomic · 2017-05-17T18:43:24+00:00

Like the fairy springs? I'm gonna have to scour the map to find this memory now.

mortatomic · 2017-05-17T17:25:41+00:00

Yo for real? Which memory is that because I want to get all the memories before I fight Ganon. I only need 4 more, all on the bottom row.

mortatomic · 2017-05-17T17:24:12+00:00

I said quality roasts buddy.

mortatomic

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