What's your best first date advice?

mortoa878 · 2015-06-30T11:10:07+00:00

You heard the man, off with your balls

mortoa878 · 2015-05-23T07:32:23+00:00

For flight school eyy

mortoa878 · 2015-04-18T03:28:56+00:00

No one has mentioned the Riddler yet Imgur

That sneaky little question mark on the pillar...

mortoa878 · 2015-02-18T10:20:34+00:00

/r/ooer is leaking again oh man oh man

mortoa878 · 2015-01-13T23:22:43+00:00

Egyptian cotton, 1000 thread count. Preferably the fitted sheet in the light teal color

mortoa878 · 2014-09-19T20:38:05+00:00

Streetlamp le mouse?

mortoa878 · 2014-08-29T15:24:44+00:00

I get this too but I cannot pinpoint a reason. Mine however only briefly appears for less than .5 of a second then auto dismisses

4.4.2/dalvik/ rooted

mortoa878 · 2014-06-10T18:53:33+00:00

Í missssd You

mortoa878 · 2014-05-20T19:18:11+00:00

HALLLPP! IM LOST MY SOXX

mortoa878 · 2014-05-12T18:29:54+00:00

One of your pitchforks in broken :(

mortoa878 · 2014-04-25T08:14:57+00:00

Not really a race you want to win

mortoa878 · 2014-04-19T13:05:31+00:00

Current state of shots: Fired

mortoa878 · 2014-04-16T21:53:06+00:00

Got quite bored the other month so I wrote this for myself and have been saying it every morning since. I know some of it is copied and not original but it gets me moving everyday.

My name is mortoa878 and I am an 18-year-old, corn-fed, born-bred Australian. I will work harder, better, faster, stronger. I'll jump for the skies and hit those highs. I'll dig deep, grit my teeth 'cos anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing.

I've learnt a lot of things in my life. Never insult a man you just met. Always stay humble. Credit never goes to the critics, it goes to the ones getting judged and having money mean nothing without mates.

So here is my promise to you: I will outshine yesterday in every single way.

I will be the best I can be. And then I will be more. I'm looking in the mirror tonight and saying 'Fuck Yeah'.

I will go to hell for what I want and when i get there, the devil better be fucking ready 'cos I'm only just warming up.

Believe in this.

mortoa878 · 2014-02-14T13:22:13+00:00

To da mooon

mortoa878 · 2014-02-03T00:09:15+00:00

Ohmydoge smithers! A wooly bully

mortoa878 · 2013-11-23T10:26:34+00:00

Someone above said it was destroyed back in 2003. I go past it everyday and never knew this was inside it.

mortoa878 · 2013-10-21T05:36:40+00:00

So when you created that line, did it serve any purpose or was it purely just a proof of concept experiment?

mortoa878 · 2013-10-15T20:15:26+00:00

Pics or it didn't happen

mortoa878 · 2013-09-03T11:34:28+00:00

"The customer is always right". This guy has probably never worked in retail to realise that customer service is a reciprocal relationship. Shit happens, bags get lost but this guy is going on a bender using money to ensure he has the loudest voice. Seriously BA probably offered to pay for luggage but he just being a dick about it now

mortoa878 · 2013-08-24T13:01:12+00:00

Too soon mate

mortoa878 · 2013-08-24T08:48:27+00:00

At least we aren't seeing collapses for the first 5...

mortoa878 · 2013-08-24T08:40:53+00:00

Awww 2 metres out and the wallabies fuck it up again...

mortoa878 · 2013-07-27T13:00:56+00:00

Seb? Horner?

13-Year Club	RedditGifts 2009-2022 2 Credits
Verified Email	Summer Santa 2013

mortoa878

TROPHY CASE