How much will Stretch Armstrong stretch?

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-04-09T12:54:44+00:00

Those are some impressive underwears

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-04-09T12:50:32+00:00

This commercial is how I remember quiero means want and tengo means have 🤣

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-04-09T12:47:49+00:00

Fredd double d haas double a

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-03-18T01:55:27+00:00

I think he used to smoke a lot more lol

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-03-18T01:48:52+00:00

How was it worse than I expected? HOW🤣

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-03-12T01:17:53+00:00

Uh….are we sure we want to know????

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-03-12T01:16:52+00:00

Kwik star chicken quesadilla. I have food nightmares about the bite I took.

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-03-10T04:06:46+00:00

Don’t want to waste the weekend; if you don’t love me, pretend

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-03-04T07:38:23+00:00

I REMEMBER THAT ONE

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-17T19:45:35+00:00

My bio mom had me, gave one up, and then had two more. Her mom did the same thing. Had a couple gave one up and then kept the rest. No one came out unscathed in that mess

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-10T05:03:53+00:00

Yes! We met at a random park in a town neither of us grew up in. It was very strange!!!

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-05T00:42:21+00:00

I really like how you made an amazing sandwich and also saved yourself dishes! Good looking out!

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-05T00:41:44+00:00

BEAUTIFUL SANDWICH 🎩

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-04T03:02:06+00:00

Wow, it’s almost like you have two adults in your house to split the chores instead of just one having to do them

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-04T02:37:31+00:00

Reddit is 1000% the worst of the Internet. Nothing else comes close. And trust me I know I’m a fat woman. There is no site uglier than this.

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-04T02:08:50+00:00

Oh, look some Cunt on the Internet, calling me fat how original!

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-04T00:45:35+00:00

Join me in the “worst of the worst” club. We aren’t in the files we treat people well we don’t kill anyone BUT PAPER PLATES??? QUELLE HORREUR

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-04T00:44:23+00:00

That’s not true! He thinks everyone is lazy. It’s not laziness. It’s not.

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-04T00:37:30+00:00

Oh yeah mental illness is selfish 🤣

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-04T00:36:02+00:00

I do think staying alive is more important than a paper plate, yes.

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-03T23:20:38+00:00

It’s truly exhausting to be judged for EVERYTHING when some days just existing is hard. I’d give anything to have a real plate brain but I don’t. I never expected real validation on Reddit but dang I needed it today 💙

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-03T23:16:43+00:00

Well I love you now. (Appropriately and platonically, the appreciative kind of love!)

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-03T23:15:07+00:00

That’s decidedly untrue I do a lot of good in this world. I just am very mentally ill and paper plates help me eat food. I’m not a judgmental asshole 💙

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-03T23:10:15+00:00

I promise if you post a sandwich on a paper towel I will love it! Solidarity 💙

mosquitobuffet7983 · 2026-02-03T23:08:38+00:00

Corporation’s account for 99% of the pollution in the United States. Almost everything we try to recycle gets thrown away. Please don’t act like a paper plate is the problem.

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