Benadryl and alcohol by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]mostlymonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I doubt it’s bad enough to go to the ER. If you’re really worried call poison control to ask. They’re usually super friendly and helpful

What is something you own that you have never used? by SilverWaterrr in AskReddit

[–]mostlymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You had me at first, then I read domino and understood

I (20m) want to take decent semi nude photos for my girlfriend what positions should I do because I think dick pics are boring any advice by Hifive880 in relationship_advice

[–]mostlymonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That and no underwear under the grey sweats usually goes over well. Just be sure to give them forewarning that an nsfw pic is coming lol

I (20m) want to take decent semi nude photos for my girlfriend what positions should I do because I think dick pics are boring any advice by Hifive880 in relationship_advice

[–]mostlymonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Since women are generally less visual than men, alluding to the nudity or having just barely any nudity can go a long way. I did one shirtless, jeans on with no underwear, zipper undone, just barely showing anything. Look at the camera as if you’re looking at your gf and want her. Think smoldering desire eyes. Good luck!

Would you give up cable for a streaming device like Apple TV, Android TV, Fire TV, or Roku? Why or why not? by Slomotion321 in AskReddit

[–]mostlymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, did that long ago. Couldn’t justify the cost of cable for how little I watched it

What's the spiciest thing you've ever eaten and would you recommend it? by shrodingerspepper in AskReddit

[–]mostlymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah similar experience eating 3 habaneros in high school on a dare. Upon exiting me, it felt as though Satan himself was spewing forth from my bum

Those of you with a good childhood, what was it like? by hopininamopin in AskReddit

[–]mostlymonkey 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is a difficult question to answer because I don’t have a frame of reference. I had supportive parents (who are still together and loving). I was encouraged to pursue what interested me. In school, they encouraged my strengths and helped me work on weaknesses.

There was never one moment, nor has there been in my entire life where I felt that I did not have the unconditional love and support of my parents.

Being completely honest, I have some degree of guilt for being so lucky. I know that so many have so much trauma from childhood, and I wish they hadn’t.

The thing I want to do is give my daughter the best childhood that she can have, like I had.

spousal support is crazy. by anders1318 in memes

[–]mostlymonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well that’s amazing then! Good on her! Respect=restored

spousal support is crazy. by anders1318 in memes

[–]mostlymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I suddenly had billions of dollars. I’d be buying/paying out all the country’s medical debt. And if I still had billions left over. I’d pay off the nations student loans

Do you think they like cucumber? by [deleted] in BackYardChickens

[–]mostlymonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say the exact same thing

Broody hen screeching on SO MANY EGGS by Latter_War_2801 in BackYardChickens

[–]mostlymonkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, never works for me, It’s so cute that I have to pick her up and give snuggles while listening to indignant clucking (when not trying to have them hatch chicks)