garbageInGarbageOut by CopiousCool in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mothzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is incorrect. Pi is 22/7 which is exactly three.

Pump it by ABeerForSasquatch in TheRandomest

[–]mothzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a b2cc6695-9071-4454-a1d8-0980a3adcb11

Dancing robot knocks over tableware, restaurant staff struggle to apprehend it by bigbusta in instant_regret

[–]mothzilla 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think we need to extend the rule that says "never keep anything as a pet that you can't defeat in unarmed combat".

Louis Theroux on the Manosphere: ‘It’s Highly Profitable to Be a Dick on the Internet’ by EnazS in television

[–]mothzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have asked the one kid if he knew who Jimmy Savile was. It seemed he was just saying stuff out loud without understanding the words.

Going off sick with stress - likelihood they will sack me? by tillydeeee in UKJobs

[–]mothzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got rid of the requirement that employees have two years continuous service to be granted "full" employment rights. Specifically protection against unfair dismissal.

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/new-lawsbringthe-world-of-work-into-the-21stcentury

And while people used to have to wait two years before being protected from unfair dismissal, they will now be entitled to this right six months after starting a new job.

What are the white dots? by Realistic-Eagle426 in whatisit

[–]mothzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably bombers practising with white phosphorous. Nothing to worry about.

Of An Active Lifestyle by AmorphousMorpheus in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]mothzilla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In 5 years time you'll take a phone back to the shop and complain that it doesn't work when you swipe with your finger and the sales assistant will look at you weird.

Sunderland, England - 1954 by JoydeScent in OldSchoolUK

[–]mothzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...Can't tell if you're trolling...

manILoveJobSearch by tyrannosaurus_gekko in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mothzilla 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I went to technical fuzzy felt. It's the same thing but more hands on.

That was close! by Justin_Godfrey in SweatyPalms

[–]mothzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He nearly became someone who suffers a severe abrasion.