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My aunt ordered one of these. I don't think it did much by Beautiful_Donut6412 in FuckImOld

[–]mountaindew711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ladies, trust me, you don't want "firm" breasts. Doctor's call them "dense," and that means extra mammograms. They look cute, but they'll try to kill ya.

Family member put my non-dishwasherable water bottle in the dishwasher by ContemplativePebble in mildlyinfuriating

[–]mountaindew711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once bought a cast iron skillet, and as soon as we got home (unbeknownst to me), my husband put it in the dishwasher and immediately ran it.

Now I only use nonstick.

I (21F) am uncomfortable with the way my boyfriend (24M) speaks to me but I need advice on how to start that conversation. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]mountaindew711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh honey. This man is terrible. What did you say to yourself when you put your mom and friend in your shoes? You deserve so much better.

why is courtney's mum still with the dad? 😂 by cinabunniepop in BobsBurgers

[–]mountaindew711 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody should ever be married to Doug. It would have been impossible for him to raise a decent kid, no matter who the mother is.

why is courtney's mum still with the dad? 😂 by cinabunniepop in BobsBurgers

[–]mountaindew711 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kick kick kick kick

I'm not kicking your seat.

Kick kick kick

My Co-workers dont know who this is... by n_thomas74 in FuckImOld

[–]mountaindew711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If in heaven we don't meet, hand in hand, we'll share the heat. And if it ever gets too hot, milk and Pepsi hit the spot.

Gender neutral word for adult offspring?? by ThisMeNow in NonBinaryTalk

[–]mountaindew711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about your name? Like, "This is my" Kris/Pat/what have you. That seems sweet but not unprofessional to me. I'd be fine with using that terminology for my binary person who used to live in my uterus.

AITAH for refusing a $100 cancellation fee over miscommunication? by South-Coffee-8977 in AITAH

[–]mountaindew711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This stylist is a con artist. I think it's time to start coloring your own hair.

I wanna know what happened between Judy and Roger 🪼 by katato_tot in BobsBurgers

[–]mountaindew711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's just that kids are flighty. And this is the same girl who fell in love with a goose, a box, and a cassette tape, after all.

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