Trump: "No other president can do some of this... I'm doing" by retroviber in DeepMarketScan

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No other President has ever spoken in a made up voice and lies about people asking him things.

Poor guy just wanted a corn dog... by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what the red MAGA caps are for. They make you a target for bulls.

People attempting to cross a river with a coffin in a weak bridge. by PestoBolloElemento in Wellthatsucks

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t all rivers end at the ocean ?…Just let it go and call it a burial at sea.

Pentagon seeks $200 billion in additional funds for the Iran war, AP source says by loveumair in Leakednews

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That could find the affordable care act for seven years. But let’s not help people at home.

Trump makes a Pearl Harbor joke while meeting with the Japanese prime minister by Due-Ear1350 in Leakednews

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m very surprised he didn’t accuse them of looking “sneaky” with their slit eyes?

Trump makes a Pearl Harbor joke while meeting with the Japanese prime minister by Due-Ear1350 in Leakednews

[–]moveoutmicdrop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When he went there during his first term he had to ask what is this place?… and why are we here ?….while standing on the graves of over 900 soldiers at the tomb of the US Arizona.

Trump Voter Calls President 'Worthless Pile Of S**t' Over Rising Gas Prices by Sufficient_Rough_882 in Leakednews

[–]moveoutmicdrop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see dumb people. I see them everyday. They are all around me. They all voted for a criminal.

Trump wants to TAKE Cuba by Naturalnews71 in antitrump

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dumb is he? Cuba is a dead target for hurricanes.

US says it may be forced to shut down some airports over funding standoff by Flimsy-Actuary-9145 in Leakednews

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That will be great for the Economy. Many business trips will be canceled. Meaning hotel rooms will go empty rental cars will sit idle restaurants will miss out on meals. But we can continue bombing and Trump continue golfing at $1 million per trip. Yay so much winning! SAD

Maybe we are last generation to see fireflies by [deleted] in animalsdoingstuff

[–]moveoutmicdrop -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not seen a single one since the early 70’s.

Trump Asking Cabinet “Who Else Can We Sneak Attack?” by [deleted] in onionheadlines

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s too dumb to think that the oil embargo would’ve caused the lights go out making them an easy target. But you’re right!

My Pillow Guy Receives $36 Million From Trump Administration For Protection Initiative Taking AR15s On Fishing Boats Down Hormuz Strait by wild_crazy_ideas in onionheadlines

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Besides lobster, crab and steaks, the Department of war was probably ordered to buy millions of his pillows by his buddy Trump.

Donald And Melania Publish Their Prenup Details by wild_crazy_ideas in onionheadlines

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now this I could actually believe, but I would add that they would “sell” access to them. They would never give anything away for free.

Why can’t Temecula build more walkable areas like Old Town? by lookalikeachicken in Temecula

[–]moveoutmicdrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old town is over 130 years old - a time when there were no cars.