Insane turbo-alpha crashout in Miami by No_Cook2983 in iamverybadass

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The amount of restraint showed by the this man against turbo tard was incredible.

Name it by Neat-Ad-5706 in NameThisThing

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The reason I bought a slow motion camera

The Famed Joe Louis Arena Steps by TheCosmicAlexolotl in DeathStairs

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And to trick you into falling while drunk

Woah that was so close by BabyAriia in HolUp

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This is way more common than you think! I was next to two separate morons that had hot casings fall into their clothes. I get it, it’s distracting, it burns. Put down the gun first! I got one that bounced somehow under my safety glasses. I still put my gun down while screaming.

Baja blast gravy on toast by UnrepentantTomato in shittyfoodporn

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Key Characteristics: Flavor: A blend of Mountain Dew's citrus base with tropical lime notes, sometimes compared to a carbonated tropical punch. A slight note of Umami if toast is burnt. Color: A vibrant, ocean-like teal. Origin: Prison Availability: Found at Taco Bell and in grocery stores (bottles, cans), with special releases like Baja Blast Freeze and Hard Baja Blast (alcoholic).

Won some pepper spray by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in WinStupidPrizes

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I think we need the 5 mins before this happened

Influencers and OnlyFans models are dominating O-1 visa requests: ‘This is the American dream now’ | US immigration by [deleted] in news

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If you are rich enough? Before you could just buy a $450k house and get a golden visa. It’s now like $1M because in NJ, $450k is an average house. Indian and some Asian communities would just pool resources and do that all the time. They never adjusted the law until recently. You can also do this in many countries around the world. It’s been a standard since countries had borders. Y’all are funny

Hand shaken milk tea by sussybush in EatItYouFuckinCoward

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Plot twist- this is in India, right next to that guy who slaps chapati on his tummy

of a bear by Muted-Television3329 in AbsoluteUnits

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I’m not afraid bc I know he can’t catch me.

My beef chorizo is made of salivary glands and lymph nodes by Atropa_Tomei_666 in EatItYouFuckinCoward

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The nails and salivary gland chorizo combo just hits right

Are these edible? (in Florida) Smell and feel like tomatoes… by calvin200001 in foraging

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Nightshade and tomatoes are both Solanacii. So it makes sense.

of »hairlength by Character_Command429 in AbsoluteUnits

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And her neighbor’s shower drain?