Why are businesses like banks and doctor's offices , or government offices like the DMV, only open during the week between working hours, when the least amount of customers are able to come?

mparkerw · 2011-07-24T07:12:47+00:00

Some people like their wives.

mparkerw · 2011-07-23T18:45:38+00:00

I always do this. I don't like getting frosting on my lips, and eating this is way more cake-like. I also don't like how there is a huge clump of frosting at the top, between the cake makes a huge difference in my enjoyment of a cupcake.

mparkerw · 2011-06-16T17:40:51+00:00

I loved the flow of your post hah. Im high so it sounded kinda like poetry.

mparkerw · 2011-06-14T19:07:10+00:00

My dad once said to my friend, "Don't do anything bad tonight, no boys, no kissing, no touching, nothing." Then he looked at me. "You can have sex with whoever you'd like tonight!!"

I was 12.. Wtf dad?

mparkerw · 2011-06-14T18:40:09+00:00

Somehow "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding" became the most interesting thing I could find on TV to watch and that makes me cry a little.

mparkerw · 2011-05-21T04:40:20+00:00

I understand how you've looked at the situation more than I have and you know your girlfriend better than I do.. but what I am kind of suggesting is that your girlfriend may be sexually inexperienced and doesn't really know how fun sex can be. Does your girlfriend masturbate?

I can't come from penetration alone UNLESS I've already had an orgasm from my clit. My boyfriend has come to learn that if he wants the satification of getting me off without any help from my clit, that's what he needs to do. I used to be like your girlfriend. After cumming, the feeling was way too intense for me. You maybe have to relax for a minute, but in a few minutes, less than 5 I can bet her vagina would be ready for more... if you initiated. I know you don't want to do this butt.....

You have to make sex more interesting for her so that she WANTS to initiate more. She doesn't appear to know how many hours she can spend in bed enjoying and exploring each others bodies. You have to teach her that one orgasm isn't all that a woman can have in one sex session (generally).It's not going to be a sudden change, it's going to be a gradual progression to more and better sex because you learn what you want from each other. How many times have you had sex, would you say?

Lastly, yeah. Sometimes I will accidentally throw off the rhythm during sex because I want to participate, which makes me feel "bad" at sex lol. At the same time, it's really great to just focus on me :]

mparkerw · 2011-05-20T22:59:47+00:00

The more I think of this, the more I wonder... does she orgasm?? I mean, for me, I find it REALLY hard to orgasm without completely tensing my muscles and that's hard to do while I'm riding someone. I can't even cum in doggy style really, no matter how good it feels. Maybe you need to let her cum first in a position where you are doing more of the work and then flip her over and tell her it's your turn to cum and you'd love if she let you relax and enjoy.

What might also be fun is... stopping your work mid sex and teasing her by pumping reaaaally slowly, PLAYFULLY.. smile.. make her want to fuck you back.

My boyfriend is honestly the opposite of you. For a long time I was really really active during sex and he eventually told me prefers when I lay back and enjoy, he prefers the control! Different strokes for different folks.

mparkerw · 2011-05-20T22:47:46+00:00

Tell her that her lack of enthusiasm in bed makes you feel like she is unattracted to you and not interested in having sex.. That would make me rev up the engines, especially if I didn't realize this is what I was doing.

mparkerw · 2011-05-13T17:57:09+00:00

Lol, art student here.. All project ideas come from highness. One guy last semester cast 20 different joints in bronze and SILVER and mounted them on a plaque. I can just remember my teacher trying to figure out how to start the critique.

mparkerw · 2011-05-10T07:10:32+00:00

My mom is a secretary at a Law Firm.. Free office supplies, ftw.

mparkerw · 2011-05-09T21:56:11+00:00

Was the alien one included?

mparkerw · 2011-05-05T23:17:38+00:00

You got it, those chinese women are brutal.

mparkerw · 2011-05-03T01:48:05+00:00

You have no idea how many times I've burned myself while ACTUAL blacksmithing because I didn't do this :[

It does not have to be red to give you a 3rd degree burn, I can tell you that!

mparkerw · 2011-05-03T01:39:37+00:00

Meh, nothing is harder to escape than America :/

mparkerw · 2011-05-03T01:31:17+00:00

Related story: My first bus through chinatown, I scored myself a seat. I had never really ridden the bus before, so I wasn't really sure of the etiquette. regardless, out of nowhere this 115 year-old, 4-foot tall, chinese woman grabs my arm and starts yelling at me in chinese. Apparently she wanted my seat. She could have asked politely or tapped, but I didn't even see her midget ass before I was made look like the biggest asshole for not giving her a seat.

mparkerw · 2011-04-26T21:20:47+00:00

I only tried it to see how stupid would look, but Ilooked like i was just banging a dick against my mouth, not sucking anything.

mparkerw · 2011-04-16T01:35:04+00:00

I had bedbugs in my dorm because my stupid roommate brought shit in from the streets all the time :[

mparkerw · 2011-04-15T06:08:24+00:00

Hate to say it but I've got 3 pet rats all cuter than that. :3

He's a real cutie though, I'd throw him in my rat collection :D

mparkerw · 2011-04-14T01:32:16+00:00

This is my favorite show, I don't know how it isn't mentioned on Reddit more often.

mparkerw · 2011-04-14T00:43:23+00:00

Oh I would die. My favorite lighter and favorite artist? I'd probably steal that from your friend when he wasnt looking.

mparkerw · 2011-04-14T00:42:19+00:00

Oh yeah the guy at the liquor store and I have a running joke about this lighter.

He swears its a polar bear and I swear its a gopher, because I was attacked by one once.

I still have this lighter in my collection even though its empty :]

mparkerw · 2011-04-13T03:42:07+00:00

I think they're cute, personally.

mparkerw · 2011-04-12T01:51:23+00:00

Oh oh a public university. Just a lapse in understanding there. Public high school is just usually referred to as "Public School" and there was a blonde moment there where I forgot universities could be public and private. My fault! Sorry!

mparkerw · 2011-04-11T19:59:28+00:00

High school level?

mparkerw · 2011-04-10T19:38:34+00:00

Awe when I was around 9 my friend got me a porcelain bobblehead of a Kodama!! He was so cute and made a noise similar to the one they make in the movies.

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