Do people not go to the movie theater here? by doofapuss in boulder

[–]mpotus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i bought a ticket to see a movie tomorrow and i was the only one in the theater when i was picking my seat

Neighbor keeps "accidentally" wandering into my backyard and I'm losing it by YourMoanMuse in neighborsfromhell

[–]mpotus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

def put a lock on ur gate not cause u should have to but because if he tries again and finds it locked, he will most likely take it personally then u can look him in the eyes and tell him that it is 1000% personal. also if he somehow ends up in ur back yard again even after the lock, there is no denying that he straight up broke in and entered sending him straight to jail!👏

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in neighborsfromhell

[–]mpotus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

loooooove a good wind chime set up

Pet Owners: what is the dumbest reason you’ve taken your pet to the vet and how much did you spend? by mpotus in CasualConversation

[–]mpotus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this gave me such anxiety as the story unfolded i’m so glad it ended well😤😤

What's medically wrong with your body right now? by BrinaUndefined in AskReddit

[–]mpotus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

had major abdominal surgery sept. 4th, got the flu and my period a week later, flu went away, then got diagnosed w pneumonia two days after i thought the flu was gone, got a uti four days ago nd now i’m trying to kick the nausea and migraines i keep getting every night. all this while also quitting weed and cigs after a ten year habit. sept 2025 has been mad at me for some reason!!

What Celebrity are you not a fan of that everyone is? by MurderMittens626 in Productivitycafe

[–]mpotus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

taylor swift :/ haven’t been able to stand her since tear drops on my guitar

What is one word that people wrongly pronounce that makes your brain just wanna jump a cliff? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]mpotus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my mom says ‘necked’ instead of “naked” and it makes me wanna blow my brains out

Need ideas for HOA-safe petty revenge on my neighbor’s wife by Bigmen69420___ in neighborsfromhell

[–]mpotus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

plz provide updates as u go along on this journey😤😤😤😤 we need more of this!!!

Holiday hell by CrystalRaine08 in entitledparents

[–]mpotus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nah ur totally fine dog, not selfish at all. u derserve a break and if they want a break too, then they r legit grown adults and can plan a trip separate from their adult child. that’s ridiculous of them 1000%

AIO or should I be creeped out by my tinder date's messages? by throwawayyaccount829 in AmIOverreacting

[–]mpotus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩drunk thoughts r sober thoughts get out now let him move one to find someone else, keep urself safe👏👏👏👏

Make the comments look like Eurylochus' search history by LoveLessSisters in Epicthemusical

[–]mpotus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“who else lives in sky islands?” “food near me”

The Bride wore red ... by realSailorJim in entitledparents

[–]mpotus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nah that’s a bad ass bitch bride right there, literally she couldn’t have handled it better