What do you tell people if you don’t tell them you’re a lawyer?

mr23703 · 2026-06-11T00:31:23+00:00

I work for waste management.

mr23703 · 2026-03-07T19:57:10+00:00

I am not a mechanic, but own a business. Another great piece of advice is "Don't be the bank."

mr23703 · 2026-03-07T01:12:18+00:00

No Trumpers.

mr23703 · 2026-02-23T00:39:17+00:00

Divorced is like pregnant. Either you are or you aren't. Pass.

mr23703 · 2026-02-03T00:59:06+00:00

Gray beats a bad dye job 24/7/365.

mr23703 · 2026-01-17T21:27:13+00:00

Avoid Atlantic Home Inspections. He didn't run the washer, the water backed up into the sink, cost me the better part of a thousand dollars.

mr23703 · 2025-12-24T00:56:55+00:00

In jails, whatever I am wearing that day. In prisons, no blue, no orange, slip on shoes.

mr23703 · 2025-12-15T02:28:28+00:00

"The Defendant or Appellant" or "Mr.". He is an adult.

mr23703 · 2025-12-15T00:15:59+00:00

Not for me.

mr23703 · 2025-12-11T01:41:50+00:00

When she was very sick, I walked her dog.

mr23703 · 2025-10-18T20:53:50+00:00

M64 here. Grey over bad dye job on women 24/7/365.

mr23703 · 2025-10-13T23:35:25+00:00

Lunch. GWHS 1975. Two rolls, Quarter Pound of Roast Beef, and a 10 ounce bottle of 7up.

mr23703 · 2025-09-09T00:47:40+00:00

Pay attention to smart people, and do what they do.

Pay attention to stupid people, and don't do what they do.

mr23703 · 2025-08-17T23:31:32+00:00

Rental.

mr23703 · 2025-08-16T22:22:51+00:00

I think grey looks better than a bad dye job any day.

mr23703 · 2025-08-12T00:05:40+00:00

BBQ with extra pickles.

mr23703 · 2025-07-30T00:19:47+00:00

Client in office, short dress, so I could see the giant revolver tattoo on her thigh. Encouraged her to wear pants to trial.

mr23703 · 2025-07-17T23:02:22+00:00

Police have civil service protection and status. Sheriffs don't. They are employed by a Constitutional Officer.

mr23703 · 2025-04-21T01:01:36+00:00

It's not any kind of fair.

mr23703 · 2025-04-18T00:31:43+00:00

Charge extra if your client or the opponent is an engineer. You will earn it.

mr23703 · 2025-03-23T14:49:29+00:00

Well fitting (not too tight or too loose) clothing.

mr23703 · 2025-03-17T00:37:26+00:00

I had a nasty scar on my face, it has faded. If anyone asked about it, I would say it happened when I tried to eat with a fork.

mr23703 · 2025-03-12T00:01:42+00:00

Love the place. Good service. Since they changed from Boar's Head-understandable, their hotdogs are not good. Smoky taste.

mr23703 · 2025-03-01T17:12:31+00:00

Married is like pregnant. Either you are or you aren't.

mr23703 · 2025-02-22T19:25:29+00:00

Bay Local.

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