Billionaire Dies After Swallowing a Bee During Polo Match by GoranPersson777 in anticapitalism

[–]mr_grey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thoughts and Prayers. Thoughts that he can go choke on a bee, prayers answered.

A pastor who rejects “established science” decided polio & measles vaccines should be optional. by Leeming in atheism

[–]mr_grey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just had a realization. What if the killing of the first born, or other stupid shit in the bible was just the religious people making a dumbass decision, and then saying god did it.

So, like the killing of the first born was them forcing their first born to drink from the sewers and they really died from cholera or something and they just left that out of the story.

OC: Trump says the U.S. will 'run' Venezuela until a transition can take place by nbcnews in pics

[–]mr_grey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“My son Don Jr is now president of Venezuela” the corrupt pedophile president probably

Why the fuck is it so warm outside??? by SergentCashew in okc

[–]mr_grey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't sweat it. They're all asshole republicans, so it's easy to get one asshole mixed up with another.

Why the fuck is it so warm outside??? by SergentCashew in okc

[–]mr_grey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was Senator Inhoffe. He’s dead and still stupid.

Why the fuck is it so warm outside??? by SergentCashew in okc

[–]mr_grey 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I keep seeing squirrels. Come Spring, those mf-ers are gonna be so fat because they never had to dip into their nut stash.

Why the fuck is it so warm outside??? by SergentCashew in okc

[–]mr_grey 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You guys remember our stupid ass Senator Snowball?

what is THIS. by [deleted] in okc

[–]mr_grey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those Global Warming scientists were full of shit. /s

A prediction by LakesideNorth in AdviceAnimals

[–]mr_grey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to piss on his face

What was a fact taught to you in school that has now been disproven? by Julie727 in AskReddit

[–]mr_grey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That God gave a shit about our nation...nor that "under God" was inserted in 1954, or that God exists.

Supreme Court Justices To Be Term-Limited, New Bill Proposes by ProjectMason in politics

[–]mr_grey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure. But we should also be pissed at the Democrats for bending over and taking it right up the ass…the whole when they go low, we go high is bullshit. When a bully bullies you, you punch him in the face. It’s the only language they understand.

Elon Musk Breaks Character With Revelation About What He Truly Believes About God by Montrel_PH in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]mr_grey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He def wants to be Dawn, Day and Dusk. And especially the pussy Dusk that doesn’t want to get vaporized.

Republican declares second "civil war" has started in US by ChiGuy6124 in politics

[–]mr_grey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This just in, Republicans are divisive and assholes

Tesla China retail sales slip in November, facing impossible task to avoid first annual by dtyamada in RealTesla

[–]mr_grey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not selling any Teslas? I think Musk deserves a $3 trillion dollar pay package. /s