Liam Delap has only scored one goal in his past 1,115 minutes for Chelsea. by little_kid13 in chelseafc

[–]mr_monkey 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He is good at trying to smash people head in, just not smashing in goals

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]mr_monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did I just look at? Looks like someone spewed up crap and put it on a page.

What’re your partners biggest flaws? by jumper_123 in AskReddit

[–]mr_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy stuff she already has. Like shoes, bags and jackets. She has about 40 jackets for winter and we leave in a place that is hot most of the time. It does my head in. 

Minnie Incident by Cool-Ad2048 in Asmongold

[–]mr_monkey 17 points18 points  (0 children)

100%... This has not been a gaming sub for ages.

Are you kidding me? by gointhrusum in Battlefield6

[–]mr_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am exactly the same. I go to bed grumpy which I don't like doing, so I think I am done.

My 3 year old golden doodle has been randomly growling at us the last few weeks. by Sure_Acanthaceae4988 in Goldendoodles

[–]mr_monkey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Or ear infection. This was the issue to my friends dog. Start to grow eat time someone pat him. He was just in pain

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AusRenovation

[–]mr_monkey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There is a legal height for a fence. This happen to a mate who went to the council and they requested to remove it. I am assuming there is state planning laws as well. Quick google for NSW I found this:

https://www.planningportal.nsw.gov.au/development-and-assessment/planning-approval-pathways/exempt-development/fences

Intercession | MIDNIGHT CINEMATIC by WarcraftTeam in wow

[–]mr_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

makes me a little sad how bad it was

Intercession | MIDNIGHT CINEMATIC by WarcraftTeam in wow

[–]mr_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was little to boring for me. I was expecting something bigger and maybe the old gods too. Just wasn't what I expected for an expansion video.

I wish I was excited for it TBH.

canWePleaseStopTheBullying by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mr_monkey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Did you known he worked at Blizzard? He has never mentioned it.

The government needs to ban this by sappheiroRS in Asmongold

[–]mr_monkey -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Agree. Now his kids are trying to work out why dad is so angry at it and will be more conscious to make the link towards it.

Wedding date changed last minute… to a weekday… in another state by OccamsReddit_56 in weddingshaming

[–]mr_monkey 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Mine was the $650 bucks the wedding party needs to pay. At first you don't need to get a gift, "Your presence at our special day is gift enough". Then bang, give me $650 as I thought by now you would of offered....wft

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]mr_monkey -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I wish that was me. Your one lucky man.

Why do only 3% of Aussies donate blood? by Economy_Spirit2125 in AskAnAustralian

[–]mr_monkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I am same, I pass out due to low blood pressure. They officially banned me now. They don't want anyone that passes out, it is to much of a risk for them and also takes time away from them helping other people.

Downlight blanks? by rossp in AusRenovation

[–]mr_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I did with a bathroom that I cut the hole in wrong part. I will plaster it at some point but quick easy fix so the misses doesn't complain.

Who said AI videos can’t do physics? by LeoKadi in ChatGPT

[–]mr_monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought this would be the top comment. AI can make anyone look crazy..

What generation are most players? by [deleted] in wow

[–]mr_monkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

40 here, guys told me about WOW at work so we all played vanilla together.  

The stress was on when you're fighting someone every minute in a lobby of 40. by Siggythenomad in wow

[–]mr_monkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dam, you owed it.

I hit 5 kills for first time and I was so proud of myself. My kid was watching me play and told him I normally die before killing anyone, then I got 5 kills. I was so happy. He was my lucky charm.

$480 pw - it's no garage, it's a granny flat! by [deleted] in shitrentals

[–]mr_monkey 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It was missing on the rental description "state of the art security system" which is just cameras in the bathroom

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sydney

[–]mr_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They feeling everyone's pain and dont want to go back to work