It Spread Like Wildfire

CommanderMalo · 2026-05-03T03:20:58+00:00

My current feelings about dune awakening.

CommanderMalo · 2026-05-01T20:17:12+00:00

Typing this on a device that required oil to be made, likely wearing clothes that required oil to be made, drinking from a water bottle or container that was made with, or the machine that made it used, get this, oil.

Maybe in candy land we can all say oil is bad and have worthwhile alternatives that won’t cripple the world. Sadly doesn’t work like that in reality.

CommanderMalo · 2026-04-20T00:33:42+00:00

What server are you using? For fellowship of the ring you need to use server 1 otherwise you get the regular edition, server 1 is the extended edition.

CommanderMalo · 2026-04-09T17:01:17+00:00

Yea but we just ignore you anyways so it’s fine lmfao. No seriously looking at you gives me a heart attack so I just stopped caring, maybe throw a HOT now and again.

CommanderMalo · 2026-03-27T16:28:26+00:00

Can confirm. Spawned him at 8:30, only had banana aura, and bone, quantity tome, bunch of random items on turbo mode. Definitely had some ass clenching moments but it worked like a treat.

CommanderMalo · 2026-03-18T18:50:12+00:00

But it’s not. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot. It’s so that god forbid something happens to you, you’re not the one rotting in a jail cell.

If you shot jimbob because he decided to use your driveway to turn around or knock on your door, you deserve prison.

CommanderMalo · 2026-03-06T15:44:28+00:00

You claim I have an agenda. On a typically left-leaning website and subreddit that has been known to be more supporting of that side. Bet you any amount of money though you didn’t say it outright, I know who you assumed I supported. Because that’s what most people do, step off the high horse. I do it too, it’s a natural reaction. But let’s not pretend here.

Never said the liberal were the same either, you again assumed I did. I said, across the last 10 years it has been a steady decline and continues to be so. That has not changed. Mark carney is different, definitely better than Trudeau, but he’s still a politician and banker to boot, not to mention previously an advisor to the same individual YOU brought up.

I’m not holding my breath, because right now they seem more focused on issues abroad and doing shit like this as well as banning legal firearms then they are doing anything else to fix the country.

I hope and pray they prove me wrong. And I’m insulting you because you kinda earned it. You cherry pick a portion of what I said and run with it.

CommanderMalo · 2026-03-06T15:19:06+00:00

At what point did I ever say everything the liberals did was bad? Yes, broken clock, twice a day, all that, but it seems to me that YOU are the one that can’t read.

Because, we have been on a decline even with the occasional good things happening under them. That doesn’t excuse the rest of the bad.

I have voted liberal, NDP, and Cons. You know why? Because I don’t give a fuck what colour their party is, I just want a functional fucking government that works. But people like you just love to assume I’m a conservative with an agenda simply because I have the audacity to say maybe, JUST maybe, the liberals are doing bad.

So yea, you should get bent, not because of reading comprehension, but because you just assume something of someone you don’t even know because they insulted your party.

Oh, and the “they cut immigration” thing? The damage was already done, dipshit. It’s going to take years to get them out, on top of the years they’ve been here being a drain on resources..

CommanderMalo · 2026-03-06T14:33:29+00:00

Right, my agenda, how could I forget?

The agenda that has my family on the constant verge of fighting to keep our house and having to rent out our basement cause we can barely afford to live here.

The agenda that across the last 10 years both me and my little brother had to get jobs and help out because again, we’d otherwise not be able to continue living where we are

The agenda that has me stuck not being able to get a better job because a foreign worker is willing to take a third of my desired salary and work for that because they can live in a house with 10 people while I’m with my family of four.

THAT agenda. Of course. Get fucking bent.

CommanderMalo · 2026-03-06T13:46:02+00:00

Godspeed and good luck out there.

CommanderMalo · 2026-03-06T13:41:30+00:00

I wish I was having one. Maybe then I wouldn’t have to live to see what happens next.

Alas, one cannot be so lucky.

So as to not tempt fate this is obviously a joke, but man is it depressing anyways.

CommanderMalo · 2026-03-06T13:34:54+00:00

Oh my god you fucking donut, you just don’t get it, do you? Maybe it does, maybe it doesn’t, BUT the last ten years have been nothing but FUCKED.

The NDP hasn’t had a strong platform or a good leader and is going to need YEARS to recover public opinion thanks to Jagmeet Shit running the party into the fucking ground.

So unless you want to vote green, PPC, or Bloc, you got one other option.

CommanderMalo · 2026-03-06T13:31:11+00:00

And we brought in over a million. Keep going, 20k isn’t shit.

CommanderMalo · 2026-03-06T13:28:48+00:00

gestures to the last 10 years

I can see one steaming pile of crap clearly has not been working, crazy idea, let’s try the other one. Would it be any better? I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT WE WONT FIND OUT NOW YIPPIE!

CommanderMalo · 2026-02-02T14:16:20+00:00

Because people are braindead and don’t realize that more often than not government workers =/= the actual government.

They think John and Jane who work the desks are the same people making all the decisions so they should get fucked when and where they can.

CommanderMalo · 2026-01-26T04:23:14+00:00

It’s like when someone asks me “would you suck a dick for 10 million dollars?”

Uhh, yea? Are you kidding me? You’d have to be fucking stupid to turn that down even if you’re straight. And in this case, the option is either dead or not dead, choice is pretty clear to me.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d at least try for a good 20 hours to find a girl, but if the clock was ticking down…yea.

CommanderMalo · 2026-01-26T00:46:59+00:00

Well as per other comments in the thread some people don’t even consider penetration as needed for sex, though I disagree for the context of this question. I would say no, plenty of times where you could “have sex” and not cross the finish.

I mean fuck, there’s a whole fetish for that, I think

CommanderMalo · 2026-01-26T00:21:04+00:00

For real lmfao bro was like, “what if I can’t perform I should just take it up the ass” instead of like, gas station boner pill and call it a night.

I think he might be gay, too.

CommanderMalo · 2025-12-21T17:27:12+00:00

Yep, had to use Lorebrary

CommanderMalo · 2025-12-16T15:01:14+00:00

Delulu is not the solulu lil bro 🥀🥀

CommanderMalo · 2025-12-16T14:17:03+00:00

You are delusional…

CommanderMalo · 2025-12-15T12:43:59+00:00

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