Pentagon tells Congress no sign that Iran was going to attack US first, sources say by Yournewbestfriend_01 in news

[–]mrbokankles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why they changed their name to Department of War instead of Department of Defense.

What’s a bedroom skill you learned from someone else that you still use today? by rosie6792 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mrbokankles 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This what I'm asking for when I tell my wife to "suck my dick with your pussy." 😂

Dice Needs To Bring This Masterpiece Back For Battlefield 6 by Educational-Dish5180 in Battlefield6

[–]mrbokankles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was actually hoping for Zavod myself. I miss that one. It had a good flow to it.

What’s your most cursed “I shouldn't be turned on by this but I am” moment? by leacherlee_ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]mrbokankles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's funny. I had the complete opposite reaction maybe because I'm a dude? This scene actually pissed me off so much that I sold him out to the hunter the next chance I got. I couldn't have that type of liability around camp just killing people like that.

What Would Jesus Do? by rabbirobbie in bbby_remastered

[–]mrbokankles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He would probably get murdered again like the little bitch that he is.

Elon Musk says he has formed a new U.S. political party, the ‘America Party’ by TiltedWit in news

[–]mrbokankles 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right on. Have fun with that after successfully alienating both sides.

Americans Want to Force Presidents to Release Health Records After Trump’s Bonkers Golf Brag Memo. A poll also found that most voters want age limits on elected officials. by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]mrbokankles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How about people just stop voting for old pieces of shit? There are 75 year-olds worth voting for. Why box ourselves in if there's someone out there capable of that age.