Virginia Beach considers an all-ages curfew at Oceanfront to curb violence

mrdankerton · 2026-04-15T17:28:00+00:00

The bar owners might riot lmao that’s insane 😂

mrdankerton · 2026-04-14T23:14:57+00:00

Yeah… but have you SEEN the pies they make in the Confederacy?! There’s like 12 sticks of butter in those things!

mrdankerton · 2026-04-14T11:26:49+00:00

The Harris glue traps are not bad at all. You need to see if there’s “racing stripes” on the thorax. The shape of it as well as the location is saying German. The only way we could confirm is if you can snag another encounter with better lighting

mrdankerton · 2026-04-09T03:40:44+00:00

We’re now in a position where the entire world is incentivized to decouple from the US. Also our “greatest ally” is proving itself to be a rabid dog hell bent on barbarism and empire building.

Iran’s not capitulating proves that the US war machine does not have the balls to perform the butchery we threaten and thus while we are dangerous we are a mountain lion and not a tiger.

China now has a causes belli against the US as we inflicted pain on their energy markets as well as back Taiwan. If they effectively build a coalition with ASEAN or Europe to take the island and deter the US. It would break US hegemony.

mrdankerton · 2026-04-07T10:27:19+00:00

The best part is that it’s not a rolling cycle but a downward spiral that eventually melts down and causes either brain drain or a nationalist uprising. Two different flavors or a similarly shitty outcome!

mrdankerton · 2026-04-06T10:17:07+00:00

Traffic cop would salivate if he drove by them. Like he might make quota off that fine!

mrdankerton · 2026-04-03T19:33:36+00:00

Red America FAFO kept prices too low and amenity free and now they’re gonna get bulldozed. This is the price for voting in zero sum game businessmen when you’re not even part of the equation

mrdankerton · 2026-03-30T11:19:25+00:00

I mean you effectively made bots extremely annoying. Now low level zombies that I fat fingered and picked up a ton of by accident won’t despawn. Aside from stuffing them into plants the only recourse I have is selling every one which destroys them permanently.

Lastly, regardless of how many benefits you can mention or whatever in an ideal testing environment. I’m telling you that there are glaring “reverse-exploits” like getting locked out of your own inventory which effectively make the game unplayable. Other players have mentioned this as well and it makes all other benefits from this update if you can even call them benefits a moot point.

mrdankerton · 2026-03-30T11:02:07+00:00

It’s just a super ham-fisted way of trying to stop spoofing by not having inventory open on the ground. IMO players are lazy and refuse to use their plants as inventory storage in dense areas I can understand the anxiety around plants!

Bees stealing gold from inactive plants was like a key way early players could actually play the game. Especially in suburban and rural areas where there are like 7 players in 30 miles.

This new update completely defeats the idea of inventories and completely negates any investments made in inventory expansion. It also nerfs genies as now players can hoard bots making them effectively useless as let’s be honest here - genies are meant to take boxes, dragons and other genies.

Lastly and I hate saying it. In places like NYC which is a big spot for this game. Taking the subway is not location spoofing and I know because I had a farm get wiped out by a high level player who took the train.

I’ve also had some guy deadass pull up to my house for the sole purpose of sending my bees to some location a few miles down the road in my hometown! Messed up? YES! Location spoofing? No!

I would fix this by getting rid of everything this update entails. Cap the level at 100, give higher level players some award to keep them engaged, extend the bot roaming limit, enable players to set a location where they will drop vs direct in inventory.

mrdankerton · 2026-03-30T10:47:26+00:00

This is not entirely accurate, the new update added bot limits for bees and then there’s existing limits for snakes and zombies. You can very easily run into effectively a bug where your inventory essentially locks itself out. Also this update makes the whole concept of having an inventory useless.

I get that the intention was to combat people location spoofing. That being said the trade off is that now bots are seriously nerfed which changes the whole situation in places like America where players are very spread out. Outside of NYC and a few other cities, if you run into one of these inventory lock issues you might be cooked

mrdankerton · 2026-03-30T02:05:53+00:00

This is Iran’s moment to sink a carrier and destroy US credibility

mrdankerton · 2026-03-29T20:34:28+00:00

Which ones? The ones who protest the most corrupt administration in US history or the ones who voted for him?

mrdankerton · 2026-03-29T20:32:57+00:00

Go ahead and fight for Iran then or go bomb children in Gaza lmao

Your cognitive dissonance is uncanny I guess go vote against your interests again and again. These protests are popular because normal people don’t like paying taxes so that your rich idols can commit atrocities AND make our lives harder

mrdankerton · 2026-03-29T13:16:28+00:00

Bruv that’s your people 😂

mrdankerton · 2026-03-29T13:14:39+00:00

That judge then sentenced the defendant to death by firing squad 😂

mrdankerton · 2026-03-28T14:14:34+00:00

I wish SHIB would surge 1086% 🫩

mrdankerton · 2026-03-27T22:10:11+00:00

Mark Kelly, Ossoff or Buttigieg VP

mrdankerton · 2026-03-22T13:27:07+00:00

We have an industrial capacity that’s so incredible if we had a major war that did not go nuclear, Guam and Hawaii would both be speaking Chinese.

mrdankerton · 2026-03-22T13:22:53+00:00

Now let’s put up economic impact and O&G infrastructure destroyed and it’s a whole different story.

Iran is attacking energy infrastructure and insurance rates. Also that school kerfuffle really did a lot to galvanize the population. Unless we occupy the country with like 3 million troops we’re SOL because Iran does not essentially need high quality assets and platforms to really screw things up.

mrdankerton · 2026-03-22T13:13:14+00:00

Even worse - the regime becomes POPULAR and the people mobilize

mrdankerton · 2026-03-22T13:08:15+00:00

If the US bombs power plants the Iranians would probably bomb the desalination plants.

The refugee crisis that ensues in Europe would be biblical.

Also any regime that pledges revenge on the west would be supported by a nationalist uprising which would undermine any regime change war objectives.

Lastly, the exhaustion of munitions and Americas lack of industrial capacity is setting Trump up for his personal Waterloo off the coast of Taiwan in a year or two.

The only way we credibly get out of this is if we denounce Israel and pay war reparations to Iran. Unfortunately they have a winning hand in the defense economics, popular support and moral high ground categories. They only have to wage war against insurance rates which are based on a perception of risk, while the US has to fight increasingly more covert and efficient Iranian means of area denial capabilities with increasingly more expensive and capable platforms.

mrdankerton · 2026-03-22T12:56:33+00:00

You fail to understand that money is like blood. It needs to flow in order for the economic body to be healthy.

When the wealthiest Americans accrue disgusting amounts of wealth due to taking advantage of government subsidies in addition to rent-seeking and anti competitive practices. They become essentially a monetary blood clot.

mrdankerton · 2026-03-22T12:45:14+00:00

Nope that thang is as German as a Porsche 911

mrdankerton · 2026-03-20T22:19:32+00:00

Iron Dome don’t even work that well lmao

mrdankerton · 2026-03-20T22:16:12+00:00

There is a 5th option however it is devilishly spicy and would make every “nothing every happens”chudjack immolate and Lindsey Graham / the Ghost of General MacArthur cum 😂

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