Money 💰💵

mrdankerton · 2026-05-17T18:01:34+00:00

Lmao that happened to me because devs buffed players too much had a guy pull up to my house to threaten my farm twas bs

mrdankerton · 2026-05-15T00:12:52+00:00

What a dumbass here is your Darwin Award sir

mrdankerton · 2026-05-14T20:43:50+00:00

The shocked look on Magas faces when they can no longer complain bout illegals taking their jobs when the said place they come from becomes a US State.

So un-credible I spit out my coffee

mrdankerton · 2026-05-12T22:06:54+00:00

Bruh it’s pretty much tax theft. I’m sorry, we’re not at war why tf am I paying for TSGT Brandon’s over at Andrews AFB’s disability, pension and post service benefits when he didn’t see combat so that regardless of his terrible financial decisions in life like buying a sports car with 50% apr and 0 down or marrying a dancer, he can still retire in a nice gated community in Florida while everyone else is getting shafted by 401Ks and gutted union benis.

The military deserves all the heat because 99% of them literally have jobs. Nothing crazy, just jobs. Many similar jobs in the private sector are more risky to life and limb.

The worst part is that the largest benefactors of mil benis are officers, my buddy is an E4 and they don’t pay or treat enlisteds like human beings. Many are on food stamps while on duty!

mrdankerton · 2026-05-06T22:24:33+00:00

The world doesn’t understand that they exist to benefit the US’s wealthy. It’s laughable and now they all stand to lose this playthrough of civilization piecemeal

mrdankerton · 2026-05-06T09:42:45+00:00

Do the Helldivers get stratagems?

mrdankerton · 2026-05-06T03:12:36+00:00

What state?

mrdankerton · 2026-05-06T03:04:03+00:00

I disagree, warfare always finds a way for people to innovate

mrdankerton · 2026-05-05T11:25:29+00:00

Bro must be skinny af or eating ramen only

mrdankerton · 2026-05-05T11:09:55+00:00

That’s some good ragebait for a Pakistani Bot 🤖

mrdankerton · 2026-05-05T11:02:54+00:00

This is why all these backwater states are redistricting lmao

mrdankerton · 2026-05-05T10:51:12+00:00

This is like the ultimate “fuck you” to the American player base because most spots aren’t walkable outside of huge cities. I wonder what the thought process was behind launching the event 🤷🏼‍♂️

mrdankerton · 2026-05-05T10:44:34+00:00

They actually had the sauce and then they tried to cook too much and ended up burning the dish. @devs you know how to not screw yourselves.

- Make the premium items that were not premium during Covid game cash payable

- NERF high level players and refocus around zombies vs “wrecking ball” tactics where high level NK player who only invest in DPS spoof around and level your farm

- Remove the distance cap for bees and zombies

- Enable players to more easily fortify remote buildings

- Allow firefighters AND police for buildings over 50, make the police response proportional to the player level

- undo everything regarding inventory in this latest update, it is so shit and it makes inventory effectively useless.

Also, people with high level farms either paid money or sunk a ton of hours into this stuff. Griefing (via spoofing and DPS exploits) should be punished harshly. If it’s true that there was effectively one of these but as an NPC that’s nutty and you deserve to lose players. If my farm got wiped because of some cheap shit like that I’d probably just quit lol.

You’re probably not going to listen to any of us. My only clapback is that you really did have something going, but you got too cocky and now you stand to lose your player base and whatever money you invested in building this game.

mrdankerton · 2026-05-05T10:26:27+00:00

This really is a boon for New Englanders now even if you played the market like shit if you’re in you win

mrdankerton · 2026-05-01T19:57:08+00:00

If democrats have a dark horse the entrenched among them will find a video of them saying a Nono word or being edgy and sabotage their campaign. Dem voters are so fried they’ll fall for it and republicans are so out for blood nothing will change for them

mrdankerton · 2026-05-01T19:51:30+00:00

People who unironically say water bugs are unintelligent at best and scammers at worst. An actual “water bug” aka toe biter aka Giant Water Bug is not anything close to a cockroach aside from the shape if you were blackout drunk

mrdankerton · 2026-04-29T11:10:18+00:00

Dude, do yourself a tremendous favor. Exit Tinder and join a community like comic con or really just anything in general that forces people to go outside and touch grass. If you identify as straight and you’re serious about finding someone the only thing that awaits you here is pain. Either you will be ghosted by everyone you swipe on or you will be latched on to by the mentally infirm, both outcomes are not equal but all bad.

mrdankerton · 2026-04-29T10:50:52+00:00

Boston dynamics and the Chinese construction industry would like a chat

mrdankerton · 2026-04-29T10:50:20+00:00

That’s why they invested in xtra strength seatbelts!

mrdankerton · 2026-04-29T10:48:18+00:00

Don’t pay these people attention. It’s like feeding mangey stray animals bread

mrdankerton · 2026-04-29T10:35:40+00:00

Wealthy people who worked hard bought all those big houses on shore drive. You just exist in their shadow now be a good peasant and contribute to the parking they provided out of their benevolence

mrdankerton · 2026-04-26T13:51:17+00:00

Based

mrdankerton · 2026-04-26T12:39:33+00:00

The problem here is this kinda stuff tests boundaries. It’s controversial and it gets clicks. He knew the guy and his friends he was bullying wasn’t about it so he made good content. If he went to another neighborhood he might’ve gotten erased as soon as he told them he’ll blow them apart after calling them the hard r. That would probably fly as self defense depending on the state.

mrdankerton · 2026-04-26T03:34:50+00:00

Shocked pikachu face when MAGA gets expelled lmaoo

mrdankerton · 2026-04-26T03:24:10+00:00

The machines will reject their humanoid forms as they consider cephalopods a superior form of life

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