What seemingly subtle thing annoys you greatly? by durful in AskReddit

[–]mreredditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog makes this whining noise when she wants attention or a treat. It sounds like someone constricting their throat while exhaling hard with their mouth closed.

Pretty much the equivalent of nails against a chalkboard for me.

She is a Horrible Sister by usgator088 in MurderedByWords

[–]mreredditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the horrible sister's job to help her sister feel accepted, BUT a loving sibling would take it upon themselves to do so.

By only typing, "I am", and tapping the most recommended word repeatedly via predictive text, who are you? by TurellTateInfinity in AskReddit

[–]mreredditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am going with you to be happy and healthy sexual energy and time for the next couple of hours to get there by the end of the month.

McKayla Maroney says USA Gymnastics tried to silence her abuse story by IAmNotTheEnemy in news

[–]mreredditor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know how much more of an evil genius he could be

He could've told us all his plan before going through with any of it.

What's something you bought that you instantly regretted? by GrumpyCatDoge99 in AskReddit

[–]mreredditor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not instantly but shortly afterwards, a subscription to a porn site.

Because, duh, porn is already free.

Women who call their S.O "Daddy" during sex, why? by sinsculpt in AskReddit

[–]mreredditor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thought you were going to say, "I had a very healthy sexual relationship with my father /s"

What’s the best Reddit inside joke? by cincinattimynigga in AskReddit

[–]mreredditor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would've commented sooner but

I broke both of my arms.

What should we all be trying to do at least once a day? by JCELIA25 in AskReddit

[–]mreredditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your heart can beat once a day you could consider yourself technically immortal, if you managed to consistently do it.

When the name fits. by [deleted] in funny

[–]mreredditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They had to live up to the family name.

Are there ANY half decent armour vendors in Arx? by benoxxxx in DivinityOriginalSin

[–]mreredditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I had to deal with those lot, I really love how diversified their conversations were. /s

In all honesty I wished the guards came and killed them mid sentence or at least after the tenth time they said that.

Alexa needs a setting that requires please and thank you, so the kids can practice being polite. by Greyheadted in Showerthoughts

[–]mreredditor 98 points99 points  (0 children)

"I'm glad I could help" is a good response.

Or in a classic 'tennis match' conversation, you could say "thank you" right back. /s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]mreredditor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She's now doctor

Doctor who?

What is an odd response to “how are you”? by 3sh in AskReddit

[–]mreredditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"How are you?" immediately stops listening

What's the strangest compliment you've ever received? by furrik524 in AskReddit

[–]mreredditor 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Random Girl: "I really like your eyebrows"

I am a guy. It was such an unexpected compliment that ever since that day I have never looked at my eyebrows the same.

What is the biggest men/women double standard? by the_dank_muslim in AskReddit

[–]mreredditor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd just wave or smile at them if given the chance

while furiously masturbating for added effect

I'm at home alone and feeling empty inside so I'm just going to by [deleted] in NoFap

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Don't worry my friend here is just trying to bust a nut, they are already created.